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Tammy Blessing
Member

since 2002-08-26

Posts 366
PA

0 posted 2002-10-25 08:51 AM

He sends me poems
Of buttons and hair
I think to myself
He's not playing fair

A charmer for certain
With intentions unknown
Stealing my heart
Invoking sweet poem

He charms all the women
Has poem wars with the men
Suthern's his defender
Until the very end

I don't know what his secret is
Although I've seen his nekked picture
That's one awefully big Toe
With a rag a steady fixture

I've heard it's been computer enhanced
Although that's just a rumor
I still think of him as charming
A man with wit and humor

And so to Toerag
I dedicate this ditty
I just wish your toe was bigger
Then you wouldn't have my pity

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2002-10-25 09:07 AM

And the best part is... his charm isn't just for show... his heart's bigger than this great land we live in. *S*

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

2 posted 2002-10-25 09:23 AM

Tammy,
A delightful read, I'm sure he'll love it.

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

3 posted 2002-10-25 09:25 AM

Funny poem. I'm sure he'll enjoy. Seems as though he is quite a charmer!

EA

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

4 posted 2002-10-25 10:08 AM

I sure appreciate this funny write...and that small "toe" thinggie?....Hey, it can still "nail" with the best of them!!!....If I'm indeed a charmer, I assure you I don't mean to be....I love a good laugh, good people and love to have fun....it's about all I have left...

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

5 posted 2002-10-25 10:13 AM

Tammy, this is so cute. I see that Mr. Toe has gained another member to his fan club. I could tell from his reply that he liked your poem, too. Thanks for sharing.
Love To All,
Ethel

Mr. Toe.....now, a "charmer" is a GOOD thing!!!HaHa!!

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

6 posted 2002-10-25 09:38 PM

Oh, Tammy, you poor, misguided girl. Not only does he have a small toe, he is very callous and one of the biggest heels of modern times! Don't give in to him or he'll walk all over you!!! Don't let him sock it to ya!!!

This little piggy....really is one!

If you don't believe me just ask LongJohn!

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