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I hate the Dentist
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I hate the Dentist |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA 
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I hate the dentist I hate when they try To floss my teeth And it feels like They are ripping them out I hate the dentist They always Have to find Something wrong with Your teeth To get a hand On your money I hate the dentist They just freak me out In general Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Music Maker Member
since 2002-07-07
Posts 152THE ORIGINAL !!!! |
Feel just the same as you, dear lady - but thank goodness I have reached the time when they can no longer invade the privacy of my mouth, as all my teeth are now gone!!!! Regards, John. PS. Please don't tell anyone, as this is my little secret for only you and I to share, as I tell everyone that my teeth are all my own - Well they are really, I paid for them. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
yep! I do agree...I think everyone does...poor dentists never get any love, do they? |
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Tim Senior Member
since 1999-06-08
Posts 1794 |
I hate the dentist also... I lay in bed, I thought 'twas dead But for the pain, I can't explain The pounding dread, within my head Why won't it wane, cries out my brain. Broken filling, dental drilling O' curse the bane, of toothache pain I'd be killing, if God's willing To cease refrain of molar's pain. What can relieve and grant reprieve From curse, the bane, of toothache pain It will alleve, I must believe Or will abstain, from life mundane. I cry aloud, I am not proud Down on my knees, O' help me please To God I vowed, if he allowed Relief to ease, the pain appease. I hear my wife, say stop the strife Quit whining dear, or I do fear I'll get a knife, to end your life To me was clear, the end was near. Consternation, tribulation But then I see, it came to me Inspiration, jubilation Tylenol three, O' come to me. I took the pill, and downed with swill Pain's vacation, pure elation It fit the bill, the blessed pill Transcend dental medication. |
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garysgirl  
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
I have never liked to go to the dentist, either, Julie. Though it is sometimes necessary. Thanks for sharing this cute poem. Love To All, Ethel |
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D.Lester Young Senior Member
since 2001-12-08
Posts 1219Austin, Tx |
I hate the dentist too. A nice write. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Most of us can identify with your sentiments and because of that general concensus, dentistry is one of the highest stress professions because they feel like, "Nobody likes me, Everybody hates me, I think I'm going to cry!" But I'm with you! I hate going to the dentist!!!!! Needles scare me---but only when I'm on the receiving end of them! I can give them, but I sure can't take them! Neat poem! EA |
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CSKpoet Senior Member
since 2002-07-12
Posts 845Island in Paradise |
My dentist is very handsome, which helps me not to hate him as much, but I'd like to work on his molars when he is done with mine... enjoyed your cute poem , Julie! Poetry is: |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (big hugggssssss) Oh Julie, though I have never gotten a cavity in my adult teeth, I am not too thrilled about going to the dentist either though the dentists I've had are friendly and understanding! (sigh) This is wonderfully said, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Julie, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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