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The Story Of Balladeer
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The Story Of Balladeer |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer's from Arkansas, Way out in the boonies, He professed to be a psychic, Some called him "Looney-Toonies" He never wore shoes or socks, His feet were thick and hard, He was a vegetarian, No meat with any lard. He was thin and fragile, Looks like Pee Wee Herman, His breath is simply awful, Smells like "road-killed" vermin. He could tell your fortune, Talk with the departed, Though he was a con man, He was very tender hearted. He claims he talks with Elvis And is a pal of Moses, You could best describe him as: "Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-plagued with halitosis." |
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Sybil Member
since 2002-09-12
Posts 73Midwest |
Oh no! I did NOT see that coming... and I didn't duck! |
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garysgirl  
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Hummmmmm........  "Love makes the world go around" |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(laughing).... quite creative... in a warped sort of way... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... Um, sweets??? *G* You do remember that I broke a rib from coughing a few months ago, right? LOL Well, I'm in danger of busting another one from laughing! LOL I think we should take up a collection to make sure that whatever it is you and Bal are drinking, you don't run out of it... this is fantastic! LOL |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, This one made me laugh and I'm sure Mike will too. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
LOLOL!! You really had to stretch for this one.....you are getting way too good at this!  |
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