Open Poetry #23 |
Send in the Clones....PUNishment for Toerag |
Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Poor Toerag didn't have no friends. He lived his life alone He bought a huge robotics book And built himself a clone. That clone looked just like Toerag did As ugly as could be And every word that left his mouth Was pure profanity. Toerag loved to cuss a lot.. Of that you could be sure But that clone made poor Toerag look Like some poor amateur. When they went out on double-dates His mouth embarrassed Toe Until Toe made his mind up That the clone just had to go. He said, "We're going out today.. A picnic, if you will." Then took the clone up high atop Deer Rockabilly Hill. The opportunity arose... Toe pushed him to his death! The clone screamed out obscenities Until his final breath!!!! A forest ranger wandered by, Placed Toe in custody. Poor Toerag screamed out in dismay, "Why are you arresting me?!?" "No need to plead your innocence Because I saw it all. I'm placing you under arrest because You made an obscene clone fall!!" |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
LOL Excellent!!! |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
'deer! You nailed him. hehehe |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Thanx for this witty ditty---and for the Toe pic! BTW, could you please tell Toe that his jaundiced appearance is indicative of liver disease---I'm afraid the moonshine libations have finally caught up with him! hehe EA |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
LOL! I knew this was going to be good. Thank you, Balladeer, I sure needed a laugh. |
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MARK V SHELDON Member Elite
since 2001-06-21
Posts 3015In a corporeal internship... |
Thank you for the . -MVS "AS ABOVE SO BELOW" |
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CSKpoet Senior Member
since 2002-07-12
Posts 845Island in Paradise |
LoL thanks we needed that! Cher Poetry is: |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
*ouch* lower and lower and lower... I'm trying to laugh, Michael, but it hurts too much! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
This is one of the ten puns you sent in obviously?....LOL..... Caution....Misuse or abuse of inhaling certain insecticides could be harmful to brain activity or fatal........ You are not a well person Balladeer.....and I'm getting kind of ill myself...as you shall soon see.... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... Have I mentioned lately that I love the both of you? LOL But I must protest people believing that picture is of Toe... *G* Just remember, folks... there's never reason to wonder... Toerag is the unbelievably, incredibly, magnificently gorgeous and amazingly talented one... Bal is the other guy. LOL [This message has been edited by suthern (12-13-2002 08:50 AM).] |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Oh, this is a FUNNY one!!!!!!!! So, who bailed Toe out??????? Pen how you truly feel... |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Balladeer, you have out done yourself....I'm wiping the tears out of my eyes .... |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(chuckling) |
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Mick Hawkes Member
since 2000-10-26
Posts 90Tees-side , England |
loved it!!.. lol Never take life too seriously - None of us gets out alive! |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
*rolling on the floor* I know if I ever want to stay in a bad mood, not to read anything by you, Toe, or LJ |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
But killing his own clone would be considered suicide, Would it not? A cute poem, Michael ~ loving rodent hug Lyra |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Hey - you talkin' 'bout my fiance that way, eh???? heh heh Cor he didn't tell you? |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Corinne, you're his fiancee? I thought I was! LOL Well, I guess the better woman won his heart! Oh, my gawd, I just remembered, he's already engaged to Suthern--so I guess we're both out of luck! |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
Can't believe I just now read this..... Hilarious!!!! Bridgette "Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
You two! Keep it up! We all can stand a good a laugh these days. To see real beauty - look with your heart. |
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