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Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
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Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer was going crazy He had this problem with gas, When he passed it-it went HONDA! And this gas he frequently passed. This was quite embarrassing He worked with many women. The doctors didn't know How to cure this strange dilemma. Farting HONDA right out loud, Was too much for his miserable life, It always happened in big large crowds He contemplated suicide. He was strolling around in old China Town, Observed a store's marquee "CHUN THE HERBALIST" the sign read, "I can cure most any thing." Balladeer said, "What the hell?" Before I take my life, I'll give it one more shot, And see if "Chun" knows why. Chun said "No ploblem with intestines You have abcess tooth, A dentist will make colrection That's all you need to do." Balladeer said "It can't be?" I have flatulence and it's often, It's loud and it goes HONDA! And the sound's impossible to soften." Chun sent 'Deer' to a dentist friend, Who quickly found an abcess, He pulled the tooth said "soon will mend" "Go home-drink fluids in excess." "Deer learned that there were several, Others with similar conditions, Movie stars-actors and businessmen, (Though some farted in different renditions) Chun told 'Deer', "It's not so weird, I also cured Janey Fonda. You never hear old Ploverb, "Abcess make the fart go Honda?" |
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ThisDiamond Member Rara Avis
since 2002-02-22
Posts 9353Michigan, USA |
Biggest Grin! Very clever dear poet...very clever. ThisDiamond |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... Oh, no... it's a punning war! LOL People are gonna wonder just what there is about my dull, boring job that has me giggling, snorting, and cackling at my computer screen! LOL This is classic, sweets... now if only all of Deer's flaws could be so easily cured. LOL |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Lord have mercy, Mr. Toe....... So THAT'S why Mr. Ball-deer is always mooning people?????  (BTW, Toerag, I was eating a sandwich while I was reading this, and had to put it down before I dropped it from laughing so hard....)  "Love makes the world go around" |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(groan)..... you went a long way to get there, but when you did arrive... all I could do was groan.. clever Toe... |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
LOL...how do you come up with these? *shaking head* |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
Toe, Very good Laughed out loud. You never fail to amaze me....and make me smile, one way or the other.....your poetry is super! Enjoyed! Warmest regards, Pat  ..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.. "Desiderata" [This message has been edited by regards2you (12-12-2002 08:15 PM).] |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, You took so many poetic liberties I thought You were a statue. But when I read the last line sermon I flatulate you a pardon. LOL enjoyed. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Good grief!! Not even a Honda can go that far to get to a punchline!! I see it's time to dole out a little PUNishment here....( I DID like this one, though, germ) |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
Whatever you smoked or drank to come up with this I say please stop...and send me some too raph |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - what a gem this is, you're one excellent poet... BC |
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