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Balladeer Sits Right Down and Writes Himself A Letter
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Balladeer Sits Right Down and Writes Himself A Letter |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer and his wife, Made a little plan, When they decided to make love, They would use a cue word, that they would understand. They used the word "typewriter" Then the kids would never know. When Balladeer wanted "some" That was the only word to flow. He sent his daughter to his wife, And said go tell your mom, "Tell her I need to type a letter, Now go ahead-go on. She went and told her mother, What Balladeer had said, Her mom replied, "Tell him NO, Cuz right now the "ribbon's red" Later on that same day, His wife told his little daughter, "Go tell your dad that if he wants, He now can "type" that letter" Balladeer said that it's too late, That he made other plans, Since the typewriter wasn't working, He wrote the letter out "by hand" |
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pure_innocence Member
since 2001-07-14
Posts 80Colorado, US |
lmao!!!!!!!!!!! Hilariously creative and cute. A little realistic, but then the truth is always the funniest. Great write! Do I see a Ballandeer battle in the midst? |
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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State |
ROFLMAO!!!  Toe, once again, everyone at work is wondering why I am laughing..... I must share this with them,.... well... a select few maybe! ~*Irie leaves the room still laughing*~ ~Sheri "Don't wait for your ship to come in ... Swim out to it" [This message has been edited by Irie (10-16-2002 12:58 PM).] |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LMAO Funny stuff Cold hands means a warm heart |
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DawnG 
since 2000-06-23
Posts 1494United States |
Toe, This is so funny. Can't wait to see how Balladeer responds to this one. hehe. Dawn |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Toe! You are SO bad!!  You know 'Deer's gonna get ya! ~Hugs~ ~ Time has cast a spell on you |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
LOL LOL LOL I know all about code words for the lovin' stuff! When our daughters got older, they asked "Why are you and daddy always in the bathroom fixing the toilet?!?" tehe Your poem is delightfully funny! EA |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Well little boy blue, you stuck in your thumb and pulled out a plumb. LOL |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
Well I guess there really is nothing left to do but sit back and watch the battle unfold.  Too funny, just too funny. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
No wonder he's not been posting more often... his hand's exhausted! LOL You are bad, bad, bad Toe... telling all these secrets. *G* And I love it, so keep up the great work!!!!!!! LOL |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Balladeer too huh!!!!tss,tss,tss Laughing here Toe. Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Oh my gosh! I can't believe you would tell such tells like this about Balladeer! I am sure he will get you for this. |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
So when the typewriter is ready.....balladeer is "keyed" up?? ...believe what your heart feels... |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, Toe, you got it wrong again I'm not surprised, you know But at my house my Remington Is ALWAYS on the go! At your house, though, your wife tells me Sex is a real home-wrecker. You type so fast - you're done so soon While she's a hunt'n pecker!  |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Toe and Balladeer...ya'll are just too much!!!! Never know what to expect, do we?!? Ya'll are SOOOOOO funny that I can't seem to quit looking to see what ya'll will say next. HaHa!! Love To All, Ethel.....garysgirl |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (big hugggsssssss) Oh Toerag, this is hilarious, sweet friend, now he just needs to get himself a pager so then he's digitally speaking! (smiles) This is hysterical, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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*Stubby* Member
since 2002-09-19
Posts 122 |
heheheheheheheheheheh Thanks J |
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