Weight Watching For The Holidays

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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-11-27 03:28 PM

Exercise, diet, get into shape,
Stay physically fit, check your heart rate.
Watch what ya eat and your caloric intake,
No drinking or smoking, monitor your weight.

Running a mile, burns one-hundred calories,
Burn 3500, lose one pound with ease,
If you weigh one hundred and fifty pounds
Ran fifty-two hundred and fifty two miles
You'd just disappear, and never be found.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2002-11-27 03:30 PM

If I'm gonna run mile after mile, I'm heading your way, sweets! LOL None of this running round and round in circles. *G*

Ya jes' had to mention weight-watching, didn't ya? LOL So much for guilt free enjoyment! *G* (But hey... I can handle guilt. LOL)

Enjoyed very much... smooch!

Joe Houck
Member

since 2001-04-23

Posts 324
california

2 posted 2002-11-27 04:23 PM

Haha!...this made me laugh....cool stuff!

-Joe-

Miah
Senior Member

since 2002-08-26

Posts 1062
Pennsylvania

3 posted 2002-11-27 04:30 PM

I hate those holiday pounds, I never lost mine from last year. Thanks for the read.

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

4 posted 2002-11-27 06:59 PM

Mr. Toe, I hate those holiday pounds, too. I've found that the older I get
the harder they are to lose and the easier they are to gain.
I wonder why, unless I'm getting slower or something. If I
get any slower I'm just gonna have to stop!! HaHa!!
I liked your poem, Toerag.

"Love makes the world go around"
~~with love and hugs from Ethel~~

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

5 posted 2002-11-30 03:22 PM

I loved this!...just saved it! This is so clever!

This was witty and fun!
I really enjoyed this!

~ warm hugs dear friend

Linda

[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (11-30-2002 03:26 PM).]

VAS
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-11-16

Posts 7450
Oregon

6 posted 2002-11-30 03:31 PM

hehehe, imagining, fantasizing about one's sizing is fun, eh

hmmm, would that be "phantom-sizing?"

Whether on the shoal or on the shore,
I'll seek the lighthouse evermore.

zenny
Member

since 2002-11-24

Posts 371
Belgium

7 posted 2002-11-30 04:12 PM

great write

it made me laugh

regards2you
Member Elite

since 2002-10-01

Posts 3940
California

8 posted 2002-11-30 05:15 PM

Well, don't you do it. You'd go
'poof' and all that would be left
is your toe rag.......

and who would we have to keep us laughing? ....

This is really cute. So enjoy your sense of humor.

Thanks for the smile,

Warm regards, Pat

..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons..
"Desiderata"

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

9 posted 2002-11-30 05:23 PM

Toe,
I'd rather lose weight sitting in my rocking chair, thinking about running.

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

10 posted 2002-11-30 05:58 PM

(giggles in delight) Oh Toerag, I think getting off those inevitable 5 pound gains during the holidays is impossible...IMPOSSIBLE I TELL YOU!!! (giggles) Oh well, maybe if you substitute bee pollen for syrup it's a start, hehehe, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Marsha

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-10

Posts 7423
Maidstone Kent England

11 posted 2002-11-30 06:24 PM

Toerag darling man, ahhhh now this is excellent and yes thank you this brought a smile. You know smiles are particularly important to me right now, I need to gather them when and where I can, this is a real diamond of one it has done wonders to my face. everyone looks better with a smile and this fits perfectly Thank you muchly.

As for watching my weight, I’ll give it a miss, I’ve never met a chocolate I didn’t like, and I’m far too lazy to exercise. Wonderful writing I love it utterly utterly utterly

Love and warm stuff
As always
Mushy

Breathe through the heat of our desire
Thy coolness and they balm
Let sense be dumb let flesh retire
Speak through the earthquake wind and fire

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

12 posted 2002-11-30 06:41 PM

LOL

Martie

Moderator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-09-21

Posts 28049
California

13 posted 2002-11-30 07:11 PM

I'm with Sy...takes some calories to move those rocking chairs, ya know. And smiling with a sort of giggle takes even more..so thanks for the insta-diet.

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