Open Poetry #23 |
Another Day, Another Bill |
Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Everything's more expensive, There seems to be no end To price increases on everything, (And they'll raise them tomorrow again) How a cemetary can raise it's prices, And blame it on the cost of living? I sure wish the "buck" stopped here, Anyone feel like giving? I started out with nothing, And still have most of it, We're all born naked and hungry, And that's not the worst it gets. |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
"How a cemetary can raise it's prices, And blame it on the cost of living?" This is priceless! LOL Enjoyed your poem'Love ya Liz |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Well ain't that the truth Toe?! Thanks for making me smile so early in the morn. ~Morning hugs~ ~ Time has cast a spell on you |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
We're all born naked and hungry, And that's not the worst it gets. Ain't that the truth, though? LOL I've seen pictures from back then... and I know my naked and hungry is uglier now than it was then! LOL How a cemetary can raise it's prices, And blame it on the cost of living? And Elizabeth is right, sweets... this is absolutely classic! LOL I love it! *G* But as for "Anyone feel like giving?".... just what did you have in mind, dear man???? *evil grin* This is fantastic, Toe... thanks for the smiles to start my day! |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
I always know to look to toe if in need yes indeed of a hearty morning laugh. Thanks for not disappointing me Mr. Toe |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Greetings, Toe! And how are you this fine morning? ---After reading the poem, it seems like that is a loaded question!!!--Mind you, no matter what difficulties you face in life, your divine (and sometimes not so divine! hehe) gift of humor gets you thru' BTW The Suthern Belle's reply was right on the money---not that you could hit her up for any!!! hehe Linda |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. |
Toe rag in a thoughtfull mood.How delightful.Death and taxes my friend. paladin |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
Humor and Wisdom! Big, big smile! Loved it.... Warm Regards, Pat ..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I agree with you, Toe - It did get worse - After I learned how to read I stumbled across your poetry - lol - BTW - I like this poem alot, especially the cemetery part. |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Heeeey, Mr. Toe....a delightful read, as usual....and about two things we can't avoid...death and the "cost of living" taxes!!! Thanks for reminding us HAHA!! With Love To All, Ethel [This message has been edited by garysgirl (10-15-2002 10:19 AM).] |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
I can always look forward to a smile when reading your words..thank you M |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
(big hugggssssss) Oh Toerag, it is so very saddening, sweet friend, the capitalism malevolence only grows every year and more and more people become hungry and robbed of their needs! (sigh) My heart goes out to them all, sweet friend, God Bless You, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." Shakira [This message has been edited by Mistletoe Angel (10-15-2002 05:29 PM).] |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
ToeMan~ Of course you've got me laughing .... I woke up this morning ... face to face with 'another Bill'~ LOL ! Let's hope the cost of humor doesn't rise ...~ (Well ... unless you're the comedian getting paid for it) Now there's a capital idea !!! *Hugs* ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Toe darling man this is as always one of your prize writes, full of truth and humour how good can it get? Well from you darling man it is always good but then anyone with a modicom of good humour knows this. Excellent Toe thanks for the huge grin I love it utterly utterly utterly as always Mushy Breathe through the heat of our desire |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
"I started out with nothing, And still have most of it" LOL! Great lines, Toe! The stars will shine when I am gone, |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Darn, now I will giggle all night! I've got a lot of nothing too, especially after my trip to Florida LOL Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - darn, if you have most of the nothing you were born with, then I must have the other half... Partners!!!!! BC |
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DawnG
since 2000-06-23
Posts 1494United States |
LOL. Toe, this is just too funny, and unforunately all too true. Thanks for the smiles. Dawn |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Thanks so much for the laugh, Mr.Toe... This almost sounds like a Jimmy Buffet song. Maybe you should try to sell it to him ~ expensive hugs Lyra |
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