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I Like the Smell of Natural
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I Like the Smell of Natural |
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Auguste 
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea 
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I took a bath four months ago, or was it five, I tend, forget? I even used a bar of soap, seems like I got a tad bit wet. I like the smell of natural. Deodorants, I will not use, nor will I put on men’s cologne. I have to tell you, I refuse. Lately, something’s bothering me. Seems, visits from my friends are less. I can’t imagine what I’ve done. They’re all just busy, is my guess. I lean over to pet my cat, she cops an attitude, takes off. She runs and hides beneath the bed. I could’ve sworn I heard her cough. My wife moved out of our bedroom, said, “Keep your natural to you”. I’m only being who I am. What is a man supposed to do? And suddenly, I’m losing hair, by handfuls and I don’t know why. Don’t want to lose my sex appeal, for I know I would surely cry. Tonight I’ll take another bath. A quick one though, conserve the soap. I miss my friends not coming ‘round, but even so, I’ll somehow cope. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Michael...you have a great sense of humor! What a smile maker of a poem!! Enjoyed so much this Thanksgiving Day.. just before the feast! I'll save you some pumpkin pie.  ~Hugs & Smiles~ ~ Time has cast a spell on you |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Auguste ~ Now, if you truly were a stinky sort, I don't think you'd be writing about it---so I'll take this tongue-in-cheek! At least I hope you're just being witty!--otherwise, my image of you being a soapy sweet guy who wears alluring cologne, just went out the window! tee-hee EA [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (10-14-2002 04:57 PM).] |
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majnu
since 2002-10-13
Posts 1088SF Bay Area |
hillarious! but hey what a way to keep debtors away. |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Awwwwwwww, no need to worry, sweet friend, it is confidence and hope to the rescue, yay!!! (big hugggsssss) This is funny, sweet friend, you are such a delight to us all, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Michael, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
And more humor from you. Not sure which I like best this or the ...Dinner Table...one. Oh, guess I like them both a lot. Thanks for the laughter. Warmly, Pat  ..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.. |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Michael - oh you stinky boy.....lol....my hubby is yelling to me from the other room.."What are you laughing at?" I shall read it aloud to him. Enjoyed. Chris Life is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away. |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
Sounds like my first husband. When he ran out of deoderant he splashed Canoe under his arms. Yuk, not a pleasant odor at all. This was cute and silly. Perfect  |
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NewEnglandlazurlu Member Rara Avis
since 2002-01-04
Posts 7470A Mountain Paradise |
Now this is something worth giggling about. I have neighbors who live like this. Icky!!! Hugs, Marti Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Very funny write...there's natural and then there's too natural...soap and water don't hurt...much.... (Is there whipped cream on that pie Enchantress??) |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
They said he had a smell, That surely would repel. It will make you retreat, If you smell his feet. He just stinks over all, Makes your eyes a waterfall. You'd think he'd figure it out, For that odor follows him all about. But no, just give him space, No wonder the walls are blue in this place. ROTFLMBO Fun write Mikie! If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
Nancy, I'm glad I could give you a smile. Can't wait to get my piece of pie. Thanks! *hugs* Linda, LOL! Hey, I assure you that I do bathe regularly, use deodorant and even wear cologne. I love the smell of musk. It's my favorite. Thank you for reading. majnu, Yeah, what a way to keep everyone away! LOL! Thanks for dropping by and Welcome to Passions. I'll be looking for your poetry. Noah, I love it when you giggle. Thanks, my friend. Pat, Doesn't a smile feel good? There's no feeling quite like it. Thank you! Chris, LOL! Your smile brings my own. Thank you for it. White Rose, Yuck! LOL! Thank you for reading and I'm happy you liked it. Marti, Yikes, I hope they don't live to close. LOL! Thanks and hugs back. scorpio, Yeah, TOO natural for sure. Hey, don't you touch my pie. LOL Larry, LMBO at your poem. LOL! Thanks! |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Michael, this is so cute and funny. Thanks for the smile.....and thanks for not having the stink!!!HEEHEE! I know the people around you thank you, too. My late husband liked Jovan Musk for men...snells good. Love To All, Ethel |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Michael I don't believe it for a minute...nope! But, it's funny you soaped up this poem with.  |
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