Open Poetry #23 |
Balladeer gets a special treat |
LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Balladeer works very hard, and he spends most evenings out, Trying to make the ends meet with a moonlight job, no doubt. One evening his lovely spouse decided that she'd give him a special night, And took Balladeer out on the town to see the strip club sights. "Hey, ‘Deer! How are you tonight?" said the bouncer at the door, His wife, surprised, asked Balladeer if he'd been there before. "No, my sweet, he's just a guy on the bowling team I'm on," Said ‘Deer with an injured look, as though he'd been set upon. They found good seats and watched the show until the waitress neared, "Ohhh, it's nice to see you again, you devil, Balladeer. A Southern Comfort and Lemonade? And, my, you're looking hot!" His wife's eyes widened in surprise, "You must come here a lot!" "Oh no, she's on my volleyball team," our Balladeer nervously laughed. Just then a stripper walked up to him, "The usual dance on your lap?". His wife, fuming, collected her things and stormed out to the street,. Balladeer saw her getting in a cab, so he jumped in the passenger seat. His wife glared at him, seething with fury, then ripped poor ‘Deer apart, While the cabbie looked on in surprise, not knowing whether to start. Just when ‘Deer had calmed her down and made her see the light, The cabbie winked at her and said to ‘Deer, "You picked a wild one tonight!" That ol' Balladeer sure knows his sports. - heh |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
Oh My the first ballad I decided to read this morning...I am sooo glad you don't write about me.. laughing M |
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Lady In White
since 2001-02-12
Posts 2799USA |
You're in good form, sporting fun now Balladeer, he's on the run for his pen and wicked wit something tells me you're in for it! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... Poor Bal... He can run but he can't hide... his wicked ways catch up with him. LOL Great job, sailor! *S* |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
OOOOHHHH, Mr. Sailor Man.......now just what is ole Ball-Deer gonna tell on you about now??? You'd better not let YOUR wife read PIP for the next few days. It could get mighty revealing, Mr. Sailor Man !!!!! Love makes the world go 'round (unkown) |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Giggling big here ROFLMAO you better seek a hiding place LongJohn Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yanno..I remember this old sailor....this is like the old days...and I love it.....(especially since I'm not included this time)....truly do miss your antics Mike...and I know our friend Balladeer does too)...You all take care and have a wonderful holiday season..... |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
That is interesting. If I hadn't read the title, I could have sworn that was about you. Good job Long John |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
A wise old man once said.... He who takes to the club one who fixes the grub shall get a bowl of pits and told to kiss my grits! Poor 'Deer, poor 'Deer... |
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Connel
since 2002-11-04
Posts 736Florida, USA |
I hope you enjoyed your treat balladeer. Good poem. I wish to become a great poet some day, but it will only come in time. Til then, I shall write my poems, and wait. |
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*Stubby* Member
since 2002-09-19
Posts 122 |
quite the chuckle thanks J |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I am wounded! Here I've been going after Toerag and the mooseman, showing complete respect to all sailors....and look at my reward! Guess I better take the torpedoes out of the mothballs and go a-huntin'. You cad! LOL! |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
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