Open Poetry #23 |
The Sad Day For Toe |
Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Little Toe was in the garden Digging a hole so deep, Balladeer peered over the fence Just to take a peek. "Toe" he said, "What are you doing? Digging that great big hole?" Toe replied through tears of sadness, "Burying my goldfish Joe." Balladeer said, "That's too bad, But you don't need a hole like that?" Toe replied as he finished his task, "But he's inside of what's left of your cat!" [This message has been edited by Toerag (10-14-2002 11:42 AM).] |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
I laughed out loud...Toe you tell such wonderful tales...I'm still laughing.... ...believe what your heart feels..... |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
Oh tsk! To think I was on my way out the door and decided to read one more poem, what a great choice for me. Your humor is the best way for me to start my day. Thanks ever so much for keeping me laughing. Warmly, Pat ..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.. |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LOL Too funny Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Sweet little Toe I'd like you to know No need for the hole It was just a bad dream Mike's cat's in the cream And your fish swims in stream EA [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (10-14-2002 11:49 AM).] |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
ROFLMAO I bet Balladeer kept his mouth shut for at least one moment LOL Keep them coming Toe, I need those good laughs once in a while. Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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NewEnglandlazurlu Member Rara Avis
since 2002-01-04
Posts 7470A Mountain Paradise |
Toe, I burst out laughing when I read this. I think the banter that goes on between you and Balladeer is hysterical. You two are a piece of work. Have you guys ever met? Hugs, Marti Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Good one, lets see what Dear comes up with. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!! The sad day for Toe just turned into a day of laughter for suthern. *G* And if a kitty-lover like me can love this one, can ya imagine that kitty-kicking sailor's reaction??? LOL Absolutely wonderful!!! *G* |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Well told, Toe. It's clear you chose the right person to victimize. He's had it coming for a long, long time. |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
OOOOHHHH, poor little kitty and goldfish!!!!! (I know it didn't really happen, I hope anyway). HaHa! You are so funny, Mr. Toerag. Thanks for your poems. With Love To All, Ethel |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
And did you say the benediction. "In the name of the Father, the Son and down the hole he goes." Good one Toe. Kethry Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
(giggles in delight) Oh my gosh, now tell me it was really a dream or pinch me, I bet Balladeer would be laughing then pausing in a gasp at the end! LOL! This is funny, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I've got a new cat, Toerag bum. He wants to say hello. Why don't you come and sit a spell He's really cute, you know? A goldfish is a stupid pet Which suits you perfectly So drop on by and meet my kitty He's waiting, hungrily. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
'Deer, I've been waiting for your reply...and it was worth the wait... You two are priceless! *Nancy exits hugging Toe and 'Deer* ~ Time has cast a spell on you |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - now this is sweet!!!!! BC |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Here kitty, kitty! HEY CAT!!! |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Must have dozed off here or too much booz because I see THREE new kitties jumping there. That's real heavy artillery Deer, you think you need that LOL Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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