Open Poetry #23 |
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The Sad Day For Toe |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Little Toe was in the garden Digging a hole so deep, Balladeer peered over the fence Just to take a peek. "Toe" he said, "What are you doing? Digging that great big hole?" Toe replied through tears of sadness, "Burying my goldfish Joe." Balladeer said, "That's too bad, But you don't need a hole like that?" Toe replied as he finished his task, "But he's inside of what's left of your cat!" [This message has been edited by Toerag (10-14-2002 11:42 AM).] |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
I laughed out loud...Toe you tell such wonderful tales...I'm still laughing.... ...believe what your heart feels..... |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
Oh tsk! To think I was on my way out the door and decided to read one more poem, what a great choice for me. Your humor is the best way for me to start my day. Thanks ever so much for keeping me laughing. Warmly, Pat ![]() ..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.. |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LOL Too funny Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Sweet little Toe I'd like you to know No need for the hole It was just a bad dream Mike's cat's in the cream And your fish swims in stream EA [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (10-14-2002 11:49 AM).] |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
ROFLMAO I bet Balladeer kept his mouth shut for at least one moment LOL Keep them coming Toe, I need those good laughs once in a while. Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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NewEnglandlazurlu Member Rara Avis
since 2002-01-04
Posts 7470A Mountain Paradise |
Toe, I burst out laughing when I read this. I think the banter that goes on between you and Balladeer is hysterical. You two are a piece of work. Have you guys ever met? Hugs, Marti Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Good one, lets see what Dear comes up with. |
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suthern![]() ![]()
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!! The sad day for Toe just turned into a day of laughter for suthern. *G* And if a kitty-lover like me can love this one, can ya imagine that kitty-kicking sailor's reaction??? LOL Absolutely wonderful!!! *G* |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Well told, Toe. It's clear you chose the right person to victimize. He's had it coming for a long, long time. |
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garysgirl![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
OOOOHHHH, poor little kitty and goldfish!!!!! (I know it didn't really happen, I hope anyway). HaHa! You are so funny, Mr. Toerag. Thanks for your poems. With Love To All, Ethel |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
And did you say the benediction. "In the name of the Father, the Son and down the hole he goes." Good one Toe. Kethry ![]() Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Mistletoe Angel![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
![]() (giggles in delight) Oh my gosh, now tell me it was really a dream or pinch me, I bet Balladeer would be laughing then pausing in a gasp at the end! LOL! This is funny, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing! ![]() May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I've got a new cat, Toerag bum. He wants to say hello. Why don't you come and sit a spell He's really cute, you know? A goldfish is a stupid pet Which suits you perfectly So drop on by and meet my kitty He's waiting, hungrily. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
'Deer, I've been waiting for your reply...and it was worth the wait... You two are priceless! *Nancy exits hugging Toe and 'Deer* ~ Time has cast a spell on you |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - now this is sweet!!!!! BC |
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Larry C![]()
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Here kitty, kitty! HEY CAT!!! |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Must have dozed off here or too much booz because I see THREE new kitties jumping there. That's real heavy artillery Deer, you think you need that LOL Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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