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L:ongJohn's New Home
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L:ongJohn's New Home |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LongJohn was getting older, Lost his muse for poems, His family decided, "He needs a nursing home." LongJohn seemed quite happy, Bed baths by young sweet girls, Some with low cut dresses, With lovely blond hair curls. They fed him gourmet meals, Had a lovely garden view, Gave him crayons to color, Always things to do. The nurses noticed LongJohn, If left for any time, Would start to lean right over, So they'd lean him back in line. He'd lean out to the left, They'd straighten him and then, He'd lean off to the right, They'd set him straight again. His family came to visit, Asked how he liked the 'home' He answered with frustration, Which started with a moan, "I've only one complaint, I have gas around my heart, The nurses here won't let me, Lean out to pass a fart." [This message has been edited by Toerag (11-05-2002 03:25 PM).] |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
What a great imagination you have. Your poems are simply too funny for words. Thanking you for keeping me laughing. Warm Regards, Pat  ..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
As full of hot air as he is, he'd be constantly listing, never on an even keel! LOL AND you have him surrounded by tasty morsels now that his teeth are kept in a jar by his bed... ya think those nurses work part time at Hooters? *G* ROFLMAO, sweets... this is classic... and absolutely wonderful! *G* |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Oh my gosh. What a story. |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
HHa! that was really funny. I have decided not to post any of my sarcastic comments on this one, just because it made me laugh so hard! |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Toe, now I just couldn't stop laughing after this one. That was funny. Have you ever heard that song like that by that comedian? I won't mention his name. Anyway, it sounds like a really good love song until right at the end. It's really funny, too. Can't wait until I see what Mr. Sailor Man has to say about this one. Love makes the world go 'round (unkown) |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) ROTFL!!! Oh my gosh, yep, you have to love the attention but you also need that five minutes of peace and quiet! LOL! This is delightful, sweet friend, hehehe, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Tammy Blessing Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 366PA |
Now this is the Toe I know... As always, I enjoyed it. Tammy |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
*grins* that is so bad... but so great! |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
grinz......again you made me smile. To cute Toe. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Toe, you're a gas....or was that LongJohn?  |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Everything I know, I learned from Toe. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
~smiling~ at all 3 of you M |
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