Open Poetry #23 |
Don't Ever Argue With Mrs. LongJohn |
Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LongJohn was arguing with his bride, A task he couldn't win, Of course ya know men always try But we know we never can. They were discussing love making LongJohn said, "Men enjoy it more, Why do you think we're always willing, It's something we adore." Lorelei just shook her head, And said, "Now listen here, I'll prove to you that you are wrong, And as dumb as Balladeer." "If you have an itch, In your middle ear, And ya stick your finger in, And scratch it deep in there, Then when you've finally finished, And pull out your finger "dear" Which one feels better, Your finger or your ear?" |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Toerag writes such wisdom That I must simply cheer And join Lor in casting one more "Aye" vote for the ear! *G* ROFL... Love this, Toe! *S* |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
I'm sorry Belle, but I disagree, I don't think it is his ear, For knowing him, as I think I do, It'd be his finger, Dear. 'Cause he just loves his digit And cares not where it goes, At least he stuck it in his ear --Not up his hairy nose! |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
Aint it the truth!!! |
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Connel
since 2002-11-04
Posts 736Florida, USA |
Wow!.. Great poem! I wish to become a great poet some day, but it will only come in time. Til then, I shall write my poems, and wait. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Toerag recounts the story well, Though the plot was misconstued. You see it wasn't between Lorelei and me, That this story had ensued. Toerag had finally gotten a date With the lovely Suthern Belle. When Toe said, "Let's stick it in your ear," Suthern really gave him h*ll. That poor ol' Toe always gets the wrong ideas - heh |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Here we have a toe talking about sticking fingers in ears...is this Anatomy 101 gone berzerk or what??? |
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Tammy Blessing Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 366PA |
ROFLMAO...Great write here Toe! And the replies are inspired as well! Thanks for the laugh, I'll be showing this one to my hubby!! Tammy |
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