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Stinky Twinkie
Member

since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

0 posted 2002-11-26 10:39 AM

DEARLY BEHEADED

Patty Applejacks was the woman,
to which I'd be wedded.
But on that special day,
she became my dearly beheaded.

I never, ever, ever thought
that she would end up dead,
but on her way to the wedding
she just lost her head.

Her Power Wheels flipped
and hit a box of toy soldiers.
A plastic knife hit her neck
and her head fell right off her shoulders.

THE MOST CREATIVE WRITER

I am pale, I am hairy.
I am stupid, I am ugly.
I smell like pork chops and plastic.

I'm going bald and insane
I lost my skin pigment and my brain
but I have yet to feel any static.

I like making fun of myself
I am the king of all pale people and
I am the most "creative" writer in my class.

-Stinky Twinkie-

EleanorMoonbaby
Member

since 2002-09-02

Posts 202
England, UK

1 posted 2002-11-26 12:36 PM

In the immortal words of Mr Burns; "Excellent".... (rubs hands together).
Brilliant write..... sort of amusing in a verydark way. Hope to see more of you!
Ellie

"I'm terribly sorry ma'am, my karma just ran over your dogma"

lildevil
Junior Member

since 2002-11-21

Posts 47
missouri,usa

2 posted 2002-11-26 12:49 PM

i loved this one it was funny creative and dark and sinister just the way i like it

stephanie
Junior Member

since 2002-11-15

Posts 33

3 posted 2002-11-26 04:09 PM

you can come up with the funniest things, and they really shouldnt be funny....i guess its just the way word it! i dont know, but it makes me laugh so i like it!....maybe its just because i know you....and your GPA! i dont wanna hear anymore about that either! and your question about my poem...life without a mother...yeah, its for real.

Stinky Twinkie
Member

since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

4 posted 2002-11-26 04:12 PM

good god crystal/stephanie...you're on right now! I swear its like you're following me

devinechild22
Senior Member

since 2002-08-28

Posts 571

5 posted 2002-11-27 04:28 PM

Ok..You`re name caught me right off the bat and made me wanna read. Then when I read your poem I was amazed. I never knew a Stinky Twinkie could write so well!

*Allison*

bsquirrel

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-01-03

Posts 7855

6 posted 2002-11-27 06:04 PM

Sorta sinister and strange.

cutie2005
Member

since 2000-04-30

Posts 148
Bennett, Colorado USA

7 posted 2002-11-27 06:34 PM

Very Creative!

If you love someone you would go to the end of the world for them!

branden726

Senior Member

since 2000-09-25

Posts 607
Bay City, MI

8 posted 2002-11-27 08:19 PM

LoL... I guess you are creative... But i wouldnt say the best... Good work though.

"Please critique me....I cant wait for you to say something bad about my poems." Just doing what ya asked... Also not all poetry is meant to be creative but i love reading the stuff that is so yeah i liked it dont get me wrong.

Spine Grinder
Senior Member

since 2000-10-28

Posts 1127
Standing In Silence...

9 posted 2002-11-27 09:21 PM

i liked this, very cool.

rxyfxy04
Member

since 2002-11-26

Posts 54
lil' town in Virginia

10 posted 2002-11-27 11:02 PM

hey travis.. who is the best in our class? lol. just playing. you know i laught at ur poetry.. bye bye

RxyFxy04

Stinky Twinkie
Member

since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

11 posted 2002-11-27 11:37 PM

I AM THE BEST!!!! I THOUGHT WE CLEARED THAT UP ALREADY.

roxywrestlegirl04
Member

since 2002-10-29

Posts 74
good ole DINWIDDIE

12 posted 2002-11-27 11:37 PM

travis i think your monkey just ate my brain!

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