The Geek Rap! (Well, I thought it was funny!)

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EleanorMoonbaby
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since 2002-09-02

Posts 202
England, UK

0 posted 2002-09-17 03:44 PM

One day, I was cleaning goo out of my brace
When a football hit me right in the face!
So I said to the culprit "Would you mind
Finding a target of a different kind?"
So, he took my glasses and painted them white
(I used paint thinner to regain my sight!)
Made fun of my greasey, side-parted hair
Gave me wedgies by pulling my underwear
Mocked my acne and love of maths
And repeatedly violently kicked my a**
Spilt ink all over my nice clean pants
Ruined my chances of finding romance
With a girl in my grade, who had big boobies
Her lipstick as red as sparkly rubies
I would have asked her, if I dared
If I could taste her pi r squared
Well, it's three years later and I'm leaving school
Never known what it's like to be cool
I'll always be the one who's unique
This is the Geek rap! Respect the Geeks!

Ah, some immature poetry! Written from experience (I'm a girl, but allegedly a geek nonetheless!).

In the beginning, the Universe was made. This has angered a lot of people and has been widely regarded as a bad move- Douglas Adams

Local Parasite

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since 2001-11-05

Posts 2527
Transylconia, Winnipeg

1 posted 2002-09-17 05:56 PM

Hey, it's kind of a no-no to use asterisks instead of letters in order to mask a word. It's in the guidelines you read when you joined.

If you quickly edit the real word in, I don't think "ass" is one of our unusable words (I've seen "kick ass" used before with nobody so much as flinching in its direction).

Other than this, you'll have a lot of people in a poetry forum who know what it's like to be a geek.

Just make sure that nobody is too offended by this.

This made me smile, though. Good to see a novelty poet who actually brings some kind of style to the genre, finally posting here in Teen.

Parasite

Learn to place poetry before people
Before you place your poetry before the people.
~Andrey Kneller

fearing-laughter
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since 2001-04-24

Posts 605
land of cheese (Wisconsin)

2 posted 2002-09-18 03:10 AM

hey,
haha, it made me laugh... i know it's crap that we can't use stars, but meh that is the price of PIP, and i don't think this will offend anyone, but if it does that will make me laugh too (as mean as that sounds) in my opinion, PIP needs to lighten up a bit..and this does the job nicely. thanks for sharing, hugs n fishes.
-bergundy-

"crack my head open, on your kitchen floor. to prove to you, that i have brains." -Alkaline Trio

Tiger
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since 2002-08-18

Posts 24
Queensland, Australia

3 posted 2002-09-18 06:55 AM

WOW i love it! It made me laugh but realise that this is what some people go through...

it makes u think outside the square you live in.

~*I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you*~

EleanorMoonbaby
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since 2002-09-02

Posts 202
England, UK

4 posted 2002-09-18 10:43 AM

Sorry about the star thang..... OK, here goes... ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass! That OK?!
And sorry if I offended anyone.... I sort of assumed that because I don't mind my fellow geeks being mocked occasionally, no-one else would. A lot of people would disagree, I guess. But, overall, it's just a daft poem that I thought of, and is even more effective if recited to a beat with a geeky voice!
Ellie *)

In the beginning, the Universe was made. This has angered a lot of people and has been widely regarded as a bad move- Douglas Adams

cherish
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since 2001-03-25

Posts 1639
swimming in fairy floss...........

5 posted 2002-09-19 04:40 AM

Oooh go the geeeks! I'm a geek and PROUD to be one *buffs her nails on her jacket*.

Loved this poem/rap. Amoebas rule!

Are you scared? BOO! Are you now?

Moon Dust

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since 1999-06-11

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Skelmersdale, UK

6 posted 2002-09-19 04:18 PM

cool

If your afraid of the dark, then why did you come?

NeverSayDie
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since 2001-01-18

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Duluth, MN & Grand Forks ND

7 posted 2002-09-19 06:37 PM

Nice Rap/Poem. Its great made me laugh alot. Cool to see that there are still cool people on the forums. I haven't been on them in over 1 1/2 years.

[This message has been edited by NeverSayDie (09-19-2002 06:41 PM).]

LadyDracaWolf
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since 2002-09-19

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8 posted 2002-09-20 10:28 AM

*L* You made ppl happy. Some of the greatest poems evoke emotions, but others provoke thought...yours is a combination of both.

Death is not extinguishing the light;
it is putting out the lamp
because the dawn has come.

Rabindranath Tagore
Poet, Philosopher, Nobel Laurea

anonymousfemale
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since 2000-02-02

Posts 2797
Limbo

9 posted 2002-09-20 11:47 PM

Well i have aboslutely no idea where you're coming from but amusing read nonetheless. Thanks for posting.

~AF~

"No wonder I do not make people comfortable. I am a mirror. I have far too many things to say." - Mouthing the Words

devinechild22
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since 2002-08-28

Posts 571

10 posted 2002-09-20 11:53 PM

i liked this so much. i was laughing so hard when i read it. i always feel bad for geeks and try to help them. this is a wake up call altho it is in a form of comedy. i don`t know if that`s how u saw it but i saw it that way. good poem!

Jenn Cirrincione

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11 posted 2002-09-21 12:19 PM

Harsh Lizzy! Harsh.
We all have a bit of "nerd" in us sometimes.

Anyway...strange poem/rap...quite descriptive however, and in that manner quite well done. There's a little geek in us all.

Jenn

Why is it that we are at our most ingenius only when trying to destroy the things that keep us alive and thriving?

EagleScorpion
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since 2000-03-08

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Here, Now, Forever

12 posted 2003-01-02 12:20 PM

hehe

WinterWren
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since 2002-12-01

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...Coming to

13 posted 2003-01-02 01:24 PM

HAHA! That was really funny! And cute! hehe!

WinterWren
"I want you to believe in life. Will you find out who you are too late, to change?" -Dishwalla-

sexbaby4545
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since 2003-01-02

Posts 5

14 posted 2003-01-02 04:05 PM

this poem...is wack...lol...what made you write this...i mean its not horrible...just weird ya know?

EleanorMoonbaby
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since 2002-09-02

Posts 202
England, UK

15 posted 2003-01-02 05:49 PM

Well, sexybaby, there was no reason behind this, other than I've watched one too many of those vomit-inducing American teeny-crap comedies where there is nearly always a geek. I figured it would make a funny poem, and make people think before being mean to geeks! Next up: The nasty cheerleader!
Ellie

PS: what's with all my old poems being dug up anyway? I'm confused! Might even repost my first ever post, "While You Were Out"! heh.

"I'm terribly sorry ma'am, my karma just ran over your dogma"

rOxXbabY391
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since 2002-12-14

Posts 71

16 posted 2003-01-02 06:32 PM

L M A O haha this was great.. people just needta CALM THEMSELVES its just a poem.. dont like it?
~*~dont read it~*~

Write more like this its a great break from the same ol poetry ya kno?

~*~eMiLy~*~

"I don't think I can make it through one more night. 'Cause how do you answer "What's wrong?" ~ when nothing is right."

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