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Stinky Twinkie
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since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

0 posted 2002-12-26 07:19 PM

First off, here's a weak joke- Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. HAHAHA

Ok here's the complete title:

"Carnvial of Chaotic Events That Sprung From The Mind of an 8 Year Old Ghostbuster-Wannabe"

Crikees!
evil giants are flying out the tents
on huge robotic kayaks
Holy Smokes!
elephants are stomping and chasing
people around in circles in the grass
Oh My Dear Lord!
some guy is doing figure 8's in my truck
while giving a monkey a tattoo
Jeebus H. Crust!
The sidewalk is covered in hot dog rolls
and chinese checker peices
Land's Sakes!
I need to escape and gather up
my ukulele-playing friends

So yeah, that was beyond pathetic and unentertaining. Sorry for wasting your time.

-Stinky Twinkie-

[This message has been edited by Stinky Twinkie (12-26-2002 08:05 PM).]

Skyfire

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since 2000-12-27

Posts 3381
Riding

1 posted 2002-12-26 07:56 PM

rofl
I like this poem... I love that joke lol... I like YOU. You bring something to Teen that I haven't seen since... well, I've never seen it here. Don't be so hard on yourself, okay? *hugs*

I'm dangerous when left alone hehehe

*sniff* I've never been abducted by aliens...

Stinky Twinkie
Member

since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

2 posted 2002-12-26 08:23 PM

Skyfire:
"I like YOU"
haha, I almost want to believe you. haha jk

"Stop being so hard on yourself, okay?"
(maybe not the exact quote, but close enough"

haha, You can rest easy now, I'm really not hard on myself. I like to call it "Sarcasm in its purest and most entertaining form".

This is a very slow night and I have nothing more to do. Maybe you were being sarcastic with those comments too. (sometimes I don't pick up on that

.) if that is the case, then I have made myself look superbly stupid over the internet. Good day/night.

-Stinky Twinkie loves to respond to people's responses to His poems-

WinterWren
Senior Member

since 2002-12-01

Posts 1044
...Coming to

3 posted 2002-12-26 08:23 PM

I have plenty of time to waste! At least your poems keep me entertained for about, um, however long it takes me to read them. What are you doing wasting your time reading this reply? Go write another poem, or something.....?

WinterWren
"I want you to believe in life. Will you find out who you are too late, to change?" -Dishwalla-

OtherSideOfTheMirror
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since 2002-12-19

Posts 245

4 posted 2002-12-26 08:55 PM

Oh my Lord YOU ARE HILARIOUS! You are the next Dr. Suess minus the appeal to children and the annoying and constant rhyming! That makes you... uh... not Dr. Suess, but close enough! Your poems are so random and they are so funny they remind me of myself when unusually hyper... keep writing and I will definitely keep reading.

Oh yes, may I ask if you actually came across a "stinky twinkie" that gave u the idea? That's pretty gross if you did. Eugh.

-othersideofthemirror

NSnaomian
Member

since 2002-07-22

Posts 232
In my troll closet I be

5 posted 2002-12-26 09:49 PM

roflmao! Cute! Funny thing is..this sounds like something that would come out of my mind.
This was extraordinary..I agree that you bring something here that I haven't seen in some time...Yay for yoU!
Laura

"All that I desire to point out is the general principle that Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life."
-Oscar Wilde

Stinky Twinkie
Member

since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

6 posted 2002-12-26 10:43 PM

WOW! I never thought Stinky Twinkie would be so well received on here. Thank you. I never thought that humorous poetry would have a chance in a serious forum.

No, I've never come across a stinky twinkie.....yet.

You guys are awesome.
-Stinky Twinkie-

Skyfire

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since 2000-12-27

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7 posted 2002-12-27 05:45 PM

Aw, I wasn't being sarcastic, I promise

vlraynes
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since 2000-07-25

Posts 8229
Somewhere... out there...

8 posted 2002-12-28 01:28 AM

Stinky~
Poetry definitely does not have to be serious
all of the time, in order to be enjoyable.
Your off-beat and rather bizarre humor is
a nice escape from reality at times.
I enjoyed reading this.
~Vicky
"...until you have read the verse on his heart,
you have not truly met the poet.
~vlraynes

Stinky Twinkie
Member

since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

9 posted 2002-12-28 01:33 AM

ahhh Vicky Vicky Vicky. Can I call you Vicky? IF not, vlraynes, you always have good stuff to say about my poems adn I appreciate it. I really do. I like the Santa smiley too, it makes me wanna believe in Santa again......or not.

-Stinky Twinkie-

Kellie_Cantrell
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since 2002-05-22

Posts 1667
New York

10 posted 2002-12-28 02:30 PM

funny. that was funny

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