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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

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Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-08-22 07:43 AM

"Hello. Balladeer's Taxi
May I help you?"
"You certainly can,
I need a cab at two."

Balladeer jumped from his seat,
Then flew out the door,
She sounded really sweet,
He had his taxi floored.

He got to the address,
The sweet lady gave,
And she was there just waiting,
As naked as a babe.

He'd never had a rider
Nor a gal this fine,
Especially a nude one
This was the only time.

He kept his eyes focused
In his rear view mirror,
The lady kept on giggling,
At poor old Balladeer

He too thought this was funny,
Till he suddenly thought,
She couldn't have any money!
This trip will be for naught!

She put her hips on his front seat,
Said, "This should be worth a dollar,"
He saw her tush and then replied,
"Have you got something smaller?"

[This message has been edited by Toerag (08-22-2002 07:51 AM).]

WhiteRose
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since 2002-07-23

Posts 3208
somebody's dungeon

1 posted 2002-08-22 08:54 AM

Thank you for the giggles this morning.

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

2 posted 2002-08-22 08:58 AM

Ok, Toe...giggling here...the picture was oh so clear! ROTF....batter up?

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

3 posted 2002-08-22 09:03 AM

Toe,
Your sense of humor is censoring, enjoyed.

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

4 posted 2002-08-22 09:06 AM

Oh Toe! You are too much!
ROTFL

~Hugs~

~ Time has cast a spell on you
So you won't ever forget me ~

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

5 posted 2002-08-22 09:42 AM

ROFLMAO... I ask that to my mirror every morning! LOL

Grins guaranteed with this one, sweets... I love it! *S*

SmartChick
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since 2001-09-23

Posts 7081
On A Journey To The Unknown

6 posted 2002-08-22 09:46 AM

LOL! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Marsha

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since 2000-07-10

Posts 7423
Maidstone Kent England

7 posted 2002-08-22 09:59 AM

Toe darling boy now this is definitely worth reading there’s a huge grin on my face here. I am laughing so hard I nearly spilt my drink, And that would never never do, I’d get it in my keyboard

Fabulous writing and a wonderful comeback, I love it utterly utterly, well done Toe you are a great wit and a fabulous writer to boot. I so enjoy the play of you and ‘Deer, it makes these pages a delight to visit, so I won’t cry peace I’ll say continue mixing it in the forum

Love and warm stuff
As always
Mushy

Breathe through the heat of our desire
Thy coolness and they balm
Let sense be dumb let flesh retire
Speak through the earthquake wind and fire

jellybeans
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since 2000-10-13

Posts 2298

8 posted 2002-08-22 10:06 AM

ok...I have just got to...just got to...even if she gets out her bat...I have just got to ditto suthern on this one.......
rofg

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

9 posted 2002-08-22 10:29 AM

Thank you all....I truly miss the old poetry fighten days....and I miss Balladeer....and that sailor LongJohn....

Kit McCallum

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Member Laureate

since 2000-04-30

Posts 14774
Ontario, Canada

10 posted 2002-08-22 04:54 PM

ROFL ... picture perfect Toerag, thanks for the grins!

Best wishes,
/Kit

S Arthur Grey
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since 2001-03-19

Posts 719
woven by a poet's loom

11 posted 2002-08-22 05:21 PM

hee hee
and I wonder what the Deer was wearing?

Titia Geertman
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since 2001-05-07

Posts 5182
Netherlands

12 posted 2002-08-22 05:41 PM

He he Toe, missed those poetic fights too.
Time to get Long John on shore and Deer out of that golf field.

Really enjoyed this good laugh

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

13 posted 2002-08-22 08:26 PM

She wuz so ugly I almost had a hairy crackup!!!

Where is that old sailor anyway??? Yep, those were good times, Toe. You were one heck of an adversary when you were younger

Madame Chipmunk
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since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

14 posted 2002-08-22 11:24 PM

You almost made me wet my pants, Mr.Toe....
HaHaHaHaHa.................
You are soooo naughty...
but I enjoyed the laugh

~ laughing hard hugs

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

15 posted 2002-08-23 07:50 AM

hehehe!

LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

16 posted 2002-08-26 07:00 AM

Hey there Toe - I'm sure that if Balladeer had been in the same state of attire as his fare, she couldn't have asked him the same question - lol. Great story.

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