Open Poetry #22 |
Generous Toerag.... |
Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
'Twas Balladeer's last day at work..retirement time was here Each customer on his last day gave blessings and good cheer. Some gave him cash, some gave him gifts as they all wished him well 'Deer sprayed their bugs one final time and blew them all to hell. Just one house left - old Toerag's house - he knocked once on the door Then Toerag's wife appeared there in a silk Christian D''Or. She smiled at him and looked so stunning in her negligee That Balladeer was speechless! There was nothing he could say. Without a word she led him to the bedroom and the bed Then lay him down and kissed him as she gently rubbed his head. They then made love for two hours straight. Her passion was intense As 'Deer just lay there, mystified....the whole thing made no sense! Then to the dining room they went. A meal was prepared. Big T-bone steaks and baked potatoes. Balladeer just stared! She then took out a dollar bill and placed it in his hand. He looked at it with wide eyes, saying "I don't understand!!!" She said, "It's simple. I told Toe it was your final day And it would be appropriate to send some gift your way. Toe said, "Screw him. Give him a buck and nothing else, you see?" So that's exactly what you got....the dinner was on me." [This message has been edited by Balladeer (08-21-2002 09:57 PM).] |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
(giggles in thunderous laughter) Oh, you both are good, how more generous can you both be? LOL! This is very funny and clever, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Balladeer, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Oh my gosh, Balladeer! I can't believe what I just read. You can sure come up with some stories. Does this mean war time, again? I will be looking for Toerags reply to this one. I think you may have gone too far this time. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
OMG!! You are just too much 'Deer! Is the part true about you retiring? If so congrats on that...now more golf time! Exceptional write as always... Only you can pen a like this! ~Hugs~...and.... ~ Time has cast a spell on you |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Noah....glad you liked it! SmartChick...yep, you read it right...and war it may be! Nah, I didn;t go too far 'cause Toe isn't actually married so it refers to a fictional person..no real person would marry Toe, anyway! Enchantress...I WISH it were true! (but Mister Wall Street has squashed those dreams ) Thanks for keeping me [This message has been edited by Balladeer (08-21-2002 10:22 PM).] |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
’Deer dearest heart oh WOW this is fabulous, I love the wars you and Toe delight the forums with, and this is fabulous. Beautifully written, very very funny, no one spins a tale half so well as you. And I shall await the response with anticipation and delight. It’s a special treat to see you here tonight, these pages have definitely missed your master’s hand, and as for me well YOU know I’ve missed your fun and mirth. Krissy will spring on this like manna from heaven and gobble it up as quickly as she can. Much in the same way my eyes feasted on this absolute beauty. This is a classic ‘Deer and I’m slipping it into my library. Thank you it is utterly utterly perfect, and brought a huge grin, for which I thank you muchly Love and warm stuff As always Mushy Breathe through the heat of our desire |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
A little come back up to my place never hurt anyone, right? Smiling here... |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
Oh Michael, thank you for the morning smile!! This was to cute but yet so wonderfully written. Hugs. somebody tell me, please help me.... |
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Kit McCallum
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since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL ... some wonderful grins to start my morning! Now "this" is how every day should begin ... with a healthy dose of your wonderful wit, charm and sense of humour that I adore. Thanks for the smiles Michael ... Best wishes and big hugs to you, /Kit |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
He he I think that was the best gift you got that day LOL Poor Toe, should have thought before he spoke! Beautiful as ever my sweet friend Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
First of all....I wanna know where she got that dollar?....I'll bet it was the same place she got that terrible case of VD. (I'm sure she enjoyed herself however since I haven't touched her since I found out about that little "illness" she contracted from one of those rap singers.) .......As long as the ALL the roaches are gone from the house I'm happy...(BUT BALLADEER, YA MAY WANT TO CHECK WHEN YOU GET HOME....YA MAY HAVE SOME LITTLE CRITTERS OF YOUR OWN NOW).... [This message has been edited by Toerag (08-22-2002 07:53 AM).] |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer, A good and an old one but told like a classic Enjoyed. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
What Seymour said. *G* An oldie but goodie from an oldie but goodie. LOL And Bal... you erred again. *G* I'm real... honest I am! LOL |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFLMAO....Thank you deer for the perk me up of the day. Who needs coffee |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
rofg.....ain't nothing like watching toe and bal playing.......love this...rofg |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
I just love these battles, Michael... I'm waaaay to tired to write a decent reply so I'll just tell you that I enjoyed the laugh and to keep on fighting! ~ hugs from a tired chipmunk and the sandman Lyra |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Read it aloud and I swear even the dog is cracking up! |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
OMG! |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Balladeer- You are too much! I LOVE your sense of humor! I need my muse to come back to life so I can join in the fun! LOL! Thanks for the smile and the laugh. Hugs, ~Vicky "...until you have read the verse on his heart, |
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