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Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

0 posted 2002-10-05 12:33 PM

http://www.improbable.com/ig/2002/ig-winners-2002.html

Ostrasized, again!
For those of you
who just have to know
about
the courtship behavior
of ostriches towards humans....

And all the things
you never wanted to know about...
these things are now readily available
for your reading pleasure,
thanks to the internet.

Follow the above link.
Learn about the IG NOBEL prize winners for 2002.

And as for the contemplation of the proverbial belly button to see if it contains lint?
The research results are in:

You're more likely to have BBL
if you're male, older, hairy,
and have an innie.

Now I can go to sleep tonight,
knowing the likelihood of BBL
in my BB is minimal,
being female.
No comment on the other parts of my database.

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

1 posted 2002-10-05 12:39 PM

Kacy,
I still like the bumper sticker that says "I may have an innie but I drive an Audi"! LMBO Is that camel hair lint?

Sleep tight.

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

[This message has been edited by Larry C (10-05-2002 01:35 AM).]

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

2 posted 2002-10-05 12:43 PM

LOL, Larry, leave it to you to have a hairy funny comeback!

[This message has been edited by Midnitesun (10-05-2002 12:45 AM).]

BluesSerenade
Member Patricius

since 2001-10-23

Posts 10549
By the Seaside

3 posted 2002-10-05 01:34 AM

You're writing is a prize all by itself!

Like one in a million pieces of lint!!!

wranx
Member Elite

since 2002-06-07

Posts 3689
Moved from a shack to a barn

4 posted 2002-10-05 11:41 PM

I DO know that Emus think that we humans are very sexy.

Weird, huh?

~Ed

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

5 posted 2002-10-05 11:49 PM

Lori, bluesgal, thanks, I think?

Ed, how in the world would you know that? LOL, tell us more, please!

ecrivan
Member Elite

since 2001-12-10

Posts 3923
my own state

6 posted 2002-10-06 01:16 AM

cool write

wranx
Member Elite

since 2002-06-07

Posts 3689
Moved from a shack to a barn

7 posted 2002-10-06 01:41 AM

Ever been to an Emu ranch, Kacy?
They don't seem to care about how you look, your breath, your gender, nothin'.

never turn your back on an Emu!

very weird critters.

~Ed

Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

8 posted 2002-10-06 10:59 PM

ecrivan, thank you for your reply.
Wranx? that means they are totally cool, doesn't it? they don't discriminate.

[This message has been edited by Midnitesun (10-07-2002 12:09 AM).]

AniKay83
Member

since 2000-06-28

Posts 388
Missing Since 1999

9 posted 2002-10-07 12:02 PM

Very funny. I especially enjoyed the
"No comment on the other parts of my database."
Good stuff.
~Krissie

"No one has ever loved ~anyone~ the way ~everyone~ wants to be loved"
~Mignon McLaughlin~

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

10 posted 2002-10-07 12:10 PM

Thanks, Krissie! You are welcome to read my dribbling anytime!

AniKay83
Member

since 2000-06-28

Posts 388
Missing Since 1999

11 posted 2002-10-07 12:34 PM

How about "Please unlock the door"?
Do YOU remember?

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