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"Ain't No Hatfields and McCoys I Reckon" (Duet with Bill Charles)
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"Ain't No Hatfields and McCoys I Reckon" (Duet with Bill Charles) |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 "Ain't No Hatfields and McCoys I Reckon" By: Bill Charles and Noah Eaton 9/22/02 gather round, y'all, I'll tell y'all of a skirmish one far more serious than the Hatfields and McCoys methinks this ain't for them weak or the faint of heart or squirmish it's of Rascally Raccoon, Billy Bob Possum and the garbage brink oh my, there’s a story happnin’ tonight one about a time ago back, when there was goings on shuckin’ an’chuckin’ stuff, in the bright moonlight those three dang it, you know who them is, doggone them there varmints made bread and margarine than of bread and butter mud slingin' for turkey legs and table scraps in them ravine i reckon they were wrestlin and a' strugglin' on the brazier brattlin' for som' braunschweiger, rushing for them residue in boxes of ice cream slurpin’ and eatin’ toast and churned butter made them loose chasin’ down those turkeys, black eyed peas and all dem thangs wrestlin’ huh, strugglin’ huh, dey was lookin for that fat goose dawgs is good if they hot, taters, how bout them’s chitlings… the comics from last sundays paper and old fly-fishin' magazins' cans o' chicken of th' sea, my uncle Jebediah's treadmill them old fedora I wore back in them happy ole' happenins' you thought this fight would'a never rustle down, till... and then from outta dat by god West Virginia hills came all of those trappings, fillings, stuff, and more Ya say ya found me ole fedora ya’ll with the daffodils But wait, thar goes that dippsy dumpster and Eleanor… My, my, my, my, my, how do you do????????????? "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." Shakira [This message has been edited by Mistletoe Angel (09-24-2002 08:19 PM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Are you pulling our legs! This wasn't written by our Noah and BC---if it was, it must have been channeled by some dear departed billy of the hills! Hardy har har---what a hoot! Enjoyed! Lindy Lou |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Darned good writ thar you two gents have dun. luv ya both!! Chris  Life is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Ohmygosh!! You two are a hoot!  Excellent write! ~Hugs to you both~ |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
I love this. Ha Ha Ha Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Krishankins
since 2002-06-23
Posts 972Texas |
Very playful! I like the comical way you two have penned this one! Hey dog, did you see the size of that chicken!? |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Noah - well durn, gotta git me ten cints worth in heere... Not bad if I do say so myself. Nice write my friend... BC |
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Singing Sparrow Member
since 2002-05-12
Posts 94 |
**chuckles** you crack me up, now if you excuse me, time for me to go watch my stories! Love it you two! SS |
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