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| Open Poetry #22 |
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Funny Stuff (Prt. 1) |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA 
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I got the funniest e-mail Ask the funniest questions And gave the funniest answers It was so hilarious 1. How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it I never knew hell was in water But I guess it can be 2.What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam For goodness sakes That can at least Spell the word right But that is alright 3. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice? Polaroids That has to be a mighty bad form of herroids All I can say is Ouch It got to hurt to have a frozen hemerroid 4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick Hey at least the dog will bring it back If it doesn't come back On its own LOL 5. What do you call chesse that isn't yours? Nacho chesse If it is nacho chesse Then please give it back Or just eat it This is all for part one But more of the funny stuff Will be on its way Cold hands means a warm heart |
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FuzzyFrazzledFraggle Member
since 2002-09-20
Posts 155Fraggle Rock |
LOL absolutely hillarious!! I've never gotten such an email...loved it!! I look forward to more of your work... |
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ThunderMage Senior Member
since 2002-06-20
Posts 812Canada |
Gotta love it. And it was "Dam" as in what a beaver builds to stop water from getting to his home.  What is life without poetry and adventure? |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
the_loner_23 Funny stuff, enjoyed. |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles) Well, for the one who invented nacho cheese, how would he call it then? (smiles) I too wonder where the whole Polaroid joke came from, this must have been quite an e-mail, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Julie, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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