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Getting the Chair
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Getting the Chair |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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Getting the Chair With no rear end in sight for it, and this wasn't any shocker, the chair just up and hung itself (or maybe fell off its rocker?) Its owner found it swinging loudly the maid came in and shrieked "You smothered that poor chair you brute here’s my notice of two weeks!" She called the cops to come get him they rushed in pointing guns but soon he was acquitted from the ring around his buns "For at the time the chair expired," the owner’s explanation, "I was sitting on the can you see I didn’t cause the strangulation" The owner was relieved to leave twas too much of a scare till he found the punishment was getting an electric chair! [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (06-20-2002 12:57 AM).] |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
 I like this poem.Cold hands means a warm heart |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
ROFLMAO @you Walt... whoever said that humor was dead???  This is real cute Walter, how I've missed such inspiring pieces from you!!! Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL...this is TOO funny....where DO you get your inspiration? |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
pdv i camp out on the john |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... Whatever drugs they have you on, please don't ever let them change the prescription! LOL I love this, walt! |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
ROFLMAO @ walt's answer!!! (you just had to ask didn't you deVine???) shades of Ogden Nash my friend. . . well done. . . -------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
yuh sven candy is dandy but liquor is quicker! |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. |
Un-sittingly funny. paladin |
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Neosaphire Junior Member
since 2002-06-21
Posts 20Oklahoma City |
::laughs:: that's awesome! Only criticism is that the last bit was a little akwardly worded, had to reread the last few lines to get the full effect, but wonderful, wonderful!  Thanks for the amusement. |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
ROFL, Walt.... She called the cops to come get him they rushed in pointing guns but soon he was acquitted from the ring around his buns HaHaHa........   ~ hugs and laughs |
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