Spell Trouble for Toe, Long John, Larry C and ‘Deer

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Marsha

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-10

Posts 7423
Maidstone Kent England

0 posted 2002-07-23 11:08 PM

Spell Trouble
for Toe, Long John, Larry C and ‘Deer

Listen carefully for I have a tale to tell
About three friends who tried to cast a spell
‘Deer was to be the victim of this vile plot
Why? Because he has rivals does he not?
Toerag, Long John and the youngster Larry C
Gathered to conspire quite secretly
Shall we do this, or shall we try to do that
The three whispered, while Long John kicked the cat

They decided that on the next moonlit night
To try to cast a spell about midnight
There they were sky clad, as naked as can be
Dancing round and shouting hey look at me
A pure virgin they needed to aid their spell
But an almost one would work just as well
Larry C brought the incense some soft Sea Breeze
Not a lot either ‘cause it makes him sneeze

Long John was presiding a warlock is he
Toe and Larry danced merry as can be
They all had been drinking, all a little drunk
Yes they were very, as drunk as a skunk
And that’s why it happened and their spell went bad
It turned itself on them which seems so sad
‘Deer didn’t get a dose of boils or the pox
But Larry got something odd in his socks

‘Deer didn’t develop a stutter or miss his rhyme
But Long John will be limping for some time
And Toe who begged for a chance to steal ‘Deer’s wit
Found that he fell into a pile of it
No not that this is a family site you know
So the word follows in a gentle flow
The pile he fell in covers him in love’s glee
What else but that from Toe naturally?

Marsha

Breathe through the heat of our desire
Thy coolness and they balm
Let sense be dumb let flesh retire
Speak through the earthquake wind and fire

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

1 posted 2002-07-23 11:42 PM

Serves them right!!! How dare they try that on our beloved 'Deer? Not only can't Toe spell, he can't cast one, either!!!

Thanks for bringing this to light, mushy one

Kethry
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since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

2 posted 2002-07-24 07:47 AM

Well cast Mushy, I think you may have reeled them in here.
Keth

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

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Listening to every heart

3 posted 2002-07-24 09:15 AM

The men may dance around the fire
but it's Marsha who, in deep conspire
will make them rue the day they met
a woman of words who never forgets!

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

4 posted 2002-07-24 01:22 PM

I've told Toe once (an hour or so)
He needs to find fit company
Stop hanging around with sailors
And scoundrels like Larry C.
For such a fine man deserves better
Than "friends" who side with Bal...
Come to think of it, so might I?
Et tu, sweet Marsha gal??? LOL

Next time they're running around nekkid, please take LOTS of pictures! LOL suthern minds wanta know. LOL

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