Larry C. Got Married Again!

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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-07-22 08:05 AM

Larry C got married again,
(The third time since last fall)
Three different brides since last year,
(And still the same in-laws)

His newest wife's a honey,
Best housekeeper ever seen,
Learned it at the Chevron station,
On keeping restrooms clean.

His yard is real purty,
I saw it in some pictures,
I'm so impressed with all the flowers
Planted in bathroom fixtures.

He met this gal in high school,
(Before she was his daddy's spouse),
She's got less teeth in her head,
Then the Halloween pumpkin in front of the house.

He took her to his high school prom,
(They provided free day care)
They danced to their high school fight song,
Dueling Banjos filled the air.

I told him that I thought this gal,
Was probably out of his league,
He said she bowls on different nights,
I smiled and just agreed.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (07-22-2002 09:33 AM).]

serenity blaze
Member Empyrean

since 2000-02-02

Posts 27738

1 posted 2002-07-22 09:01 AM

so? When does Larry make his appearance on Jerry Springer?

Yanno...there is a clever wit to your humor that I admire very much. Left me grinning, as always, Toe!

[This message has been edited by Sunshine (07-22-2002 01:24 PM).]

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

2 posted 2002-07-22 10:43 AM

Toe,
I can see you are ready to rumble.
Kethry

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

3 posted 2002-07-22 12:06 PM

Toe,
Daddy never would tell me where I was from. Now I know...Arkansas. And to the people of Arkansas sorry, I couldn't resist.

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

[This message has been edited by Larry C (07-22-2002 01:32 PM).]

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

4 posted 2002-07-22 12:54 PM

Sorry? Couldn't resist what?.....Okay, I know you're probably kin to Balladeer and my mind is failing from past experimentation, but I don't understand?....Arkansas is understandable though?...(at least some parts, but I've never been there?).....LOL

Bridget Shenachie
Senior Member

since 2002-01-23

Posts 1056
Kansas USA

5 posted 2002-07-22 01:02 PM

I'm sure that Larry's Dad is proud
That Larry doesn't follow the crowd.
Our Larry shows his greatest pep
In following in dear old Dad's footstep.

Shenachie

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

6 posted 2002-07-22 02:19 PM

(giggles in delight) Oh Toerag, yep, that explains it thoroughly, cause if they bowled on the same nights their competitive spirits would sure get the best of them! LOL! This is delightful, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

7 posted 2002-07-22 02:53 PM

ROFLMAO... Yanno, when you keep the same inlaws no matter how many times you get married, it saves having to learn a lot of new names... and we know Larry appreciates that lack of stress on his limited IQ! LOL

I enjoyed every line of this, sweets... I think I'll send some nice flower pots as a wedding gift so they'll use those bathroom fixtures in the manner intended! LOL (not out in the yard, Larry... please NOT in the front yard!!!! LOL)

[This message has been edited by suthern (07-22-2002 02:55 PM).]

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