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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-07-17 07:40 AM

The Rabbi came by with a big sharp knife,
When Larry was but a young tot.
He thought he was going to take his life,
But all he took was "some" off the top.

Now if the Rabbi should miss,
Larry would end up like 'sis'
And have to sit on the pot,
But in a short time,
The Rabbi did fine,
And just took a tad off the top.

Now cutting on Larry took much toil,
Which Larry didn't enjoy a whole lot,
If he'd cut off more, he'd been a 'goil'
But he just took a tad off the top.

The circumcision went all right,
But perfect it's truly not,
When he aims to the left, he pee's to the right,
Cuz he cut a tad crooked off the top.

Sunnyone
Member Ascendant

since 2000-07-06

Posts 5334
Staffordshire, England

1 posted 2002-07-17 07:49 AM

Let me be the first to say that this is OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY!!!! Gotta keep this one for future reference!!!!

Open the door and let your adventure begin!!!

Music Maker
Member

since 2002-07-07

Posts 152
THE ORIGINAL !!!!

2 posted 2002-07-17 09:11 AM

When and where will this all end? !!!
I am reminded of a friend who is a surgeon, and performs this operation quite frequently.
When I asked him about his salary, he replied "The wages are good, but the tips are rotten!"
Thank you for yet another another episode of this 'Masters of Mirth' duel.
Kind thoughts
John

Grass won't grow under feet that don't move.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2002-07-17 09:35 AM

I knew Larry would rue the day
He aimed his pen, wanting to play...
From his nightmares, we'll hear his scream
"Oh my, I picked the wrong team!!!!"
The numbers favor Deer and John
But that's not the side to be on...
Something Larry will realize
As Toe slices him down to size. *G*

ROFL... I love it, sweets... put that puppy in his place! LOL

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

4 posted 2002-07-17 10:10 AM

I little off the top
sounds like a barber shop
I knew it would come down
to who would take the crown
I guess I'll watch and stop
to see who ends up on top.

Keth.

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

5 posted 2002-07-17 11:59 AM

Toe!
ROTFLMBO I wondered how that happened.

Every successful boxer has his sparing partner...and I'm just glad to play. Fun response.

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

6 posted 2002-07-17 09:48 PM

I've heard that if you throw them in a deep-fat fryer, they come out like little onion rings! Great for appetizers, they say

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

7 posted 2002-07-17 09:55 PM

LOL! Oh my gosh, you are too much, this is sooooo hilarious, sweet friend, take a little more off the top and who knows what would happen? This is wonderful, sweet friend, we all love you so much, Yay!!!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Krissy
Senior Member

since 2002-02-22

Posts 556
kent England

8 posted 2002-07-17 10:04 PM

Toe hi there this is really funny a really good riposte I love these fights, they add such a sense of fun to the forum.

You are a very good writer, mum was right when she said don’t forget to read a Toe poem if you can. Wonderful, but it’s a good job I didn’t have another mouthful of coffee otherwise the keyboard would have been soaked.

Really laughing at ‘Deer’s response, onion rings? Oh really, hehehehehehe!
Love and warm stuff
As always
Krissy

And while thy willing soul transpiers
at every pore with instant fires
Andrew Marvell 1621-1678

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

9 posted 2002-07-17 10:31 PM

This is so funny, Mr.Toe....
but I can see that you aren't "a nice Jewish boy", or you would never joke about circumcision.
They do it when a baby boy is 8 days old and they put a piece of cloth soaked in wine in the baby's mouth (his first illegal drink)
Meanwhile a crowd stands around and watches and a whole bunch of people faint...and those are usually men.
They have a special Rabbi who does circumcisions, called a Moyle.
I have been through this with each of my sons, and its always the Dads and Grandfather's who faint.
Nice try though and really cute poem.

~ hugs for just a little off the top

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

[This message has been edited by Madame Chipmunk (07-17-2002 10:32 PM).]

Bridget Shenachie
Senior Member

since 2002-01-23

Posts 1056
Kansas USA

10 posted 2002-07-18 12:56 PM

Hey Toe!

Who turned this into a "Holy" war?
Last count showed that there were four
Brawlers on the barroom floor.
Hundreds of spectators yelling for more,
Total mayhem and poetic gore
'Cause no one really knows the score.

Shenachie

[This message has been edited by Bridget Shenachie (07-18-2002 12:57 AM).]

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