Placebo Flo Meet Prozac Jack

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Open Poetry #21

Placebo Flo Meet Prozac Jack

wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

0 posted 2002-07-16 10:48 PM

Placebo Flo could make no dough
She tried the best she could
Placebo Flo I think you know
Did nothing that she should

She tried to work she really tried
Her fingers to the nub
For all her sweat she softly sighed
Her boss: “you’re fired bub”

Placebo Flo said, “hey I know”
A man could make my way
Placebo Flo could not sew
What would a husband say?

The durndest truth one night she thought
I am Placebo Flo!
The things that I just do not got
I need a mighty beau

Placebo Flo, her life of woe
She had a heart attack
Placebo Flo felt sudden glow
From Doctor Prozac Jack

An angel there she thought she saw
In Doctor Prozac Jack
By end of year they'z wed by law
Cuz opposites attract

Placebo Flo, she wed her beau
And nothing else she did
But Prozac Jack would never know
Why ne’er she’d have a kid

THE END!!!!

Warning: tragic ending reader beware

Placebo Flo and Prozac Jack
Adopted Serial Steven
He did, both stab them in the back
And with their meds I saw him leavin’

[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (07-16-2002 10:51 PM).]

the_loner_23
Member Ascendant

since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

1 posted 2002-07-16 10:49 PM

LOL This was too funny

Cold hands means a warm heart

Sunnyone
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since 2000-07-06

Posts 5334
Staffordshire, England

2 posted 2002-07-17 12:01 PM

Walter,
Now this one is a real cracker.
Thank you for the chuckles - Nay, Gaffaws!!!!
Thank you my friend.
Kind thoughts
John

Oh my God - Sorry - Sunny was still logged in - Anyway, its Me !!!!!!!!!!

Open the door and let your adventure begin!!!

[This message has been edited by Sunnyone (07-17-2002 12:03 AM).]

Larry C

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since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

3 posted 2002-07-17 02:45 AM

WOW,
You know how to keep me coming back! Great write. I needed that. Thanks.

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

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