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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-07-16 02:51 PM


You've heard of the artist named van Gogh,
But here's some things ya didn't know;
He had a sister who was blonde and dizzy,
Her name was "Verti" which was quite fitting.

Now Verti Gogh would always play,
With her sister "Winnie Bay"
When Winnie grew up you know that she,
Invented those big-buck RV's.

Now they had a brother whose name was Please,
He was a smart-ass and a tease,
But Vincent was by far the smartest,
He of course became an artist.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (07-16-2002 03:00 PM).]

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nakdthoughts
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Between the Lines
1 posted 2002-07-16 02:59 PM


wondering  how these thoughts come into your head..*s

a fun read
M

Toerag
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2 posted 2002-07-16 03:02 PM


naked one....(send me some pictures, okay?), I guess I'm kinda like Barney used to say on the Andy Griffith Mayberry show thinggie.."He's just not right".....or, could it have been all the drugs from the 60's & 70's?......LSD won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya.....thanks gal...
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3 posted 2002-07-16 03:24 PM


ROFLMAO!!!! I love this, sweets!!!

When I gander at these thighs
I know I'm close to Winnie's size
But my poor blonde mind's pure Verti!
As I see you feeling flirty,
Insinuating, playing the tease
I'm just glad my name's not Please! LOL

Great work, Toe...

[This message has been edited by suthern (07-16-2002 03:27 PM).]

Madame Chipmunk
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4 posted 2002-07-16 03:29 PM


This is cute, Mr.Toe.....

and they had a baby brother
being potty trained
on his undies, he would leave
a naughty, ugly stain

his name was Gotta,
and he grew up to want it all just so
he wouldn't ever stain his pants
so they called him Gotta Gogh

~ potty training hugs

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled"  Gwendolyn Brooks

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5 posted 2002-07-16 07:05 PM




(giggles in delight over Lyra's poetic response) Oh my gosh, I love what she came up with too, sweet friend, this is wonderful, I love it, where do you get all these great ideas we all love you so much, I gotta gogh now! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

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6 posted 2002-07-16 07:25 PM


ROTFL...YOU are too funny!!!
~Hugs~

~Somewhere in my heart I'm always
dancing with you in the summer rain~

Bridget Shenachie
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7 posted 2002-07-17 12:08 PM


You Gogh, Toe!

Shenachie

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8 posted 2002-07-17 12:10 PM


I agree with Bridgette.....PLEASE!!!!
Poet deVine
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9 posted 2002-07-17 12:44 PM


Oh lord, Toe what have you started with this clever poem?




Hidden away in cellar dark
Vincent’s cousin wiled away her time
Writing stories in prose
Writing poetry that sometimes rhyme

She has a reputation
For being crotchety and slow
In mind and body she remained
Always Ms. Unableto Gogh



Larry C
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10 posted 2002-07-17 01:37 AM


Toe,
I heard the sister married Mr. Slow and didn't get far as she hyphenated her maiden name!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

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