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Take Those Grits And....
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Take Those Grits And.... |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA 
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Take those grits and stick 'em in your ear ‘Cause I ain’t gonna share you this beer I guard my beer with all my life and Hon...for it, I’ll trade in my wife Take the beer and stick it in your grits ‘Cause I am sure it’s gonna give you fits And as I know you, I will place a bet while you are runnin’ to the toy-o-let Put those grits where the sun does shine For Honey, I don’t care if you are fine I love this beer, that simply can’t be beat and those grits aren’t made for me to eat So take those grits and stick ‘em, you hear For my breakfast is very simply a beer. If God wanted them to be on my slate he would have put them on Noah’s plate. For the record....I don't drink beer...and I do like grits....sorry... |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
LOL. . . *insert image of Sven laughing hysterically here*  this is just too funny. . . what if we could combine beer and grits Magnus?? just think of the business!! not to mention. . . the taste. . . ROFL. . . great work. . . ---------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
ROFL, I've tried beans and beer, beer and skittles but beer and grits! Now there's a combination I will have to explore, although to be honest I have visions of grits being like chicken giblets. Kethry Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Sven, Hmmmm? There might be a possibility for a new creation here! Thanx... Keth, grits are almost like cream of wheat texture, only they are more bland tasting. Very prominent in the "South" of the U.S. And hard to beat with butter and two eggs over easy, three slices of crisp bacon, toast and a large cup of hot coffee..... mmmmmmmmmmm.. Now I am getting hungry.... |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
Me I love grits...grew up with'em and eat them regularly (at least at home). Not many places can cook them properly though. Matter of fact think I'll have grits and eggs and link sausage for dinner tonight... Loved the poem... jwesley |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
I laughed and laughed at this one, Barry... but I don't like beer ( except Killian's Red, on tap ) or grits of any kind. Very funny write  ~ laughing hugsLyra |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Magnus! |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Geeeez Sun, it is that little bit of Carolina coming out of me....ooooops... NO, I would not trade my wife for a beer... I can't stand the taste of it.... OK....so I was one for two tonite....sheesh! [This message has been edited by Magnus (06-12-2002 08:10 PM).] |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
JW....I had Enchiladas, Spanish Rice and Refried Beans....NO GRITS TONIGHT! But that doesn't mean they won't be on my menu soon. Thanx... Lyra, have you ever had grits and acorns? Maybe the chipmunk has....???? Hmmmm? Thanx dear one...Pleased you enjoyed this. |
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