Open Poetry #21 |
Where One Places Faith is Vital...for humor |
VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
Where One Places Faith is Vital “I have faith in my suspenders,” said the farmer to his hoss. “I have faith in my suspenders, for they know just who is boss.” “If I bend or contort, or pull my head up short, they keep my pants from falling down. If I dance a jig with my pig, while he dines on some figs, they’ll keep me from looking like a clown.” “But, alas, I tie my shoe, while I gander at you, trying to find an encouraging smile, I come up with a start, for you’ve stolen my heart, and get them caught on the rise of the stile.” “Then my lip’s set aquiver, from force of the sliver that has snapped with the spring of the fling, as suspenders, fin’ly rendered, themselves unsuspendered and snapped up my faith with their sting.” ©June 28, 2002 Whether on the shoal or on the shore, |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
ROFL, Virginia.....I absolutely love it!!!!!!! ~ laughing hugs Lyra |
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Joyce Johnson
since 2001-03-10
Posts 9912Washington State |
Oh Virginia. This is a gem. Joyce |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
(giggles in delight) Oh my gosh, this reminds me of that proverb Spanish use for courage as pants, whereas if one is cowardly that man has no pants. (sigh) I love the clever metaphor you use here, sweet friend, I LOVE IT, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Virginia, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
This was such a cute and funny poem, I enjoyed reading this very much. Thanks for sharing this one with us. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
VAS, Thanks for the humor, enjoyed the read. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
TALK ABOUT MISPLACED FAITH! I SHALL beware...grin... funny stuff? heh heh |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
VAS, you kept me suspended with laughter till the end Kethry Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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