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bags123
Member

since 2002-06-06

Posts 128

0 posted 2002-06-10 07:51 AM

Harleys are for goobers
who like to spend their dough
antiquated leaking hulks
a dilemma just for show

If you ask any biker
who's really worth his salt
He'll make no lame excuses
for the "Kawi" that he bought

"Thats a nice rice burner"
say all the Harley louts
condescending, snickerings
to mask their own self doubt

So listen Mr. Harley,
you live in your wet dream
the earth is round, but you're still square
deluded , screwed, and reemed

Twenty grand for garbage
which bears the Harley seal
imaginary manhood
metallic sex appeal

Next time your Harley fails you
smoke and oils all you see
I'll wave as I ride past you
rice burns real clean for me.

Quote:[ Kawasaki rules the streets, Harleys ride to old swap meets]

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

1 posted 2002-06-10 08:32 AM

Bags123,
Still have my bike licence but haven't ridden in years. This really took me back.
Enjoyed

Tiersdin
Member Elite

since 2000-11-17

Posts 2364
east coast

2 posted 2002-06-10 08:38 AM

Enjoyed,
~R.T.

"I shall never bond again, as I have bonded with you..."
[This message has been edited by Sunshine (06-10-2002 09:59 AM).]

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

3 posted 2002-06-10 08:53 AM

Does this means, the biker wars begin?

[This message has been edited by Sunshine (06-10-2002 08:54 AM).]

Dark Stranger
Member Patricius

since 2001-03-19

Posts 13631
West Coast

4 posted 2002-06-10 09:37 AM

Bags123, enjoyed the write, clever wit
will check back with you in about 30 years
to see what you are riding...
my "million mile pins" have been on
HD tin..

SmartChick
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-09-23

Posts 7081
On A Journey To The Unknown

5 posted 2002-06-10 10:00 AM

Enjoyed reading!

bags123
Member

since 2002-06-06

Posts 128

6 posted 2002-06-10 11:40 AM

Thanks for reading, no sunshine this doesn't mean a biker war, only a war of words. Darkstranger...I don't know if I'll be around for another 30 years, but if I am I'll probably have at least 10 more bikes. Resale is one thing, performance another.
LOL-good riding.

Skyfire

Member Elite

since 2000-12-27

Posts 3381
Riding

7 posted 2002-06-10 09:59 PM

I must admit, I'm a Harley fan...

I like your write all the same though!!

wornways
Member

since 2001-10-18

Posts 204
CA, USA

8 posted 2002-06-11 07:12 AM

well, living in ukiah with my girlfriend 30min away in willits ... we've just been witness to the "mendocino run" ... and it was, how did i hear it put? "mostly full of rough and tough yuppie weekend warriors" on harleys. *sigh* .to see them all striving so hard toward their images. and, the occassional rice burner swept through, and the rider looked pretty natural with the bike, not like someone trying to put on a show.

wayoutwalt
Member Elite

since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

9 posted 2002-06-11 08:54 AM

harley is america but so is ford and i say go honda

Interloper

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-11-06

Posts 8369
Deep in the heart

10 posted 2002-06-11 09:09 AM

I loved my Harley and my Hondas, but I revered my "kamakazis." What I wouldn't give to find an old, reconditioned Voyager; the only bike that truly fit this 6'4" frame

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