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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-05-08 11:46 AM

There was Samson and Hercules
Superman and Batman
Atlas And Tarzan
Xena and Spiderman
Balladeer and LongJohn
Mighty mouse and Sinbad
But none of them heroes
Like Passionate's Toerag

He floats like a butterfly
Stings like a bee
His hands are so fast
They'd dazzle Ali

Handsome and modest
Sweet and kind
Quiet and bashful
With a dillusional mind

Poetry expert
Nobody's Braver
A mind much sharper
Than your average third grader.

Yanno?, a spider bit spider man, and he became "Spiderman"...I heard a dung beetle bit Balladeer......

[This message has been edited by Toerag (05-08-2002 11:48 AM).]

Krissy
Senior Member

since 2002-02-22

Posts 556
kent England

1 posted 2002-05-08 11:52 AM

Toe hi there this is really really funny I love this it flows wonderfully and has me laughing.

I love that last line, and I now have a huge smile on my face. And what perchance bit you? Would it be a donkey? I’m as innocent as my mum honestly

Really well written and it brought the giggles

Love and warm stuff
As always
Krissy

And while thy willing soul transpiers
at every pore with instant fires
Andrew Marvell 1621-1678

Decaflame
Senior Member

since 2001-05-11

Posts 1635

2 posted 2002-05-08 12:15 PM

Welcome home, Toe. See what happens when you open the door and drag in 'Deer?

doreen peri
Member Elite

since 1999-05-25

Posts 3812
Virginia

3 posted 2002-05-08 12:18 PM

LOL!!!!

*grin

you always make me laugh

nice to seeya, silly happy poet

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

4 posted 2002-05-08 12:21 PM

(giggles in delight) And what did he become? LOL! This is such a hilarious and funny write like all your wonderful words are, sweet friend, again you bring many smiles to these pages, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Marge Tindal

Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

5 posted 2002-05-08 01:12 PM

Toe~

Yep ... 'a dillusional mind'

Happy Scamp Day to you~
*HUGS*
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

6 posted 2002-05-08 01:44 PM

Yeah, you're just the average hero -
The sandwich one, I mean
A stale slice of bread or two
With ham stuck in between.

The problem is you got no taste.
The upper crust you're not.
Between your outside mask is just
Some meat that's gone to rot!

"Bite me!" you scream to passers-by
But no one ever will
'Cause you are too distasteful
Even for a cannibal!

So, hi there, average hero
Sitting high on deli shelf
You'll go untouched by human lips
You'll have to bite yourself!

good to see ya, retard....

devina
Member Elite

since 1999-10-28

Posts 3539
Cali

7 posted 2002-05-08 01:52 PM

k...got the poem...delirious mind you say??? Been many years you know- I've SEEN you in action!! ROFL@that...

good to see you crazy one!!!

Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

8 posted 2002-05-08 01:53 PM

Good to see your humor here in the blue pages, you've been missed. You aren't going to take that from that Spam-logged bug swatter are you?

~* ~ Carpe' Diem ~*~
What if tomorrow never comes?

doreen peri
Member Elite

since 1999-05-25

Posts 3812
Virginia

9 posted 2002-05-08 02:53 PM

LOL!!!!

michael's reply
hit me in the eye
tears are rolling down from laughter.
toe's pome was funny
the best for my money,
but it's sure great to read what comes after!

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

10 posted 2002-05-08 03:38 PM

Toe,
Glad to see you again and your flim flam but you just jumped back in the frying pan. Enjoyed

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

11 posted 2002-05-08 05:42 PM

Talk about an emotional roller coaster... *G*... Knowing I missed one of your all-too-rare visits breaks this suthern gal's heart... but reading your words brings a smile back to my face. So... mixed tears, sorrow and laughter. *S*

But nuthin's average about you... excepting maybe your choice of adversaries. LOL (My lips ARE human, Bal... so there! LOL)

I enjoyed this very much, sweets... The werk monster has me spinning so much I thought I'd forgotten how to grin... you're a hero indeed. *G*

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

12 posted 2002-05-08 06:52 PM

Handsome and modest
Sweet and kind
Quiet and bashful
With a dillusional mind

Okay Mr.Toe, if you're so handsome...
where's your picture?

~goofy handsome spiderman hugs

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

13 posted 2002-05-08 07:37 PM

Enjoyed your fun write Toe!
Hope to see more from you!
~hufs~

~Somewhere in my heart I'm always
dancing with you in the summer rain~

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