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No American Idol..Not Joe Millionaire...Just Balladeer
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No American Idol..Not Joe Millionaire...Just Balladeer |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
 No American Idol...Not Joe Millionaire... |
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Brad Majors 
since 2001-04-03
Posts 2647Georgia |
I love this ! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... but he gets to go fishing any time he wants... even on workdays! LOL Of course, we'll have to tell him about rods and flies and such... otherwise, he'll be hitting those poor finned things with a golf club! LOL I love this, Toe! *S* |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(chuckling).. You know I heard he tried out for "Weakest Link" and they had to turn him down there too... seems when they went through the screening process the Other potential contestants wouldn't stay in teh same room with him... come to find out..he had some of that live bait in his pocket from a delivery he was supposed to have made last week... took them a couple of days to get the smell out of that interview room... |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
   (getting away from the odor) LOL |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Hey Toe, I've seen him hook many a fish with his golf club. LOL If you know what I mean. |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
my day will be good now, starting off with such a laugh.... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Call me shallow, but I love the reality shows and your poem is a slice of that reality! Now I am picturing Balladeer as a participant in each of them, and darned if they wouldn't have been even better if he had actually been in them! lol Warm giggling hugs, EA |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
I'm with earth angel, He's got a spice "they" don't seem to have. Maybe "toe" could try out too. They could be the dynamic duo. Now that would be a kick.... dale |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Awww, poor Deer, pickin' on the ole' man like that! hee hee! Cor |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Balladeer isn't fishing..he's doing quality control.. believe in what your heart feels... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Thanks to all for the replies.....but, as much as I hate to pass this along..Bally wrote a fantastic "one" about me in "Behind Closed Doors" forum......and being the good sport that I am...it is worth taking a gander at.....and, if I was 30 years younger....I'd be the next American Idol...now though....I'm just the American Antique!!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
If that's the case, no wonder why you're such a treasure... and so priceless! LOL |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I heard 'deer was the American Idle!!! |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
after having seen the Deer one up close and sort of personal...I believe he would be a good catch...at whatever age.  M Shoot you had to go and leave that link to Deer's poem. I hadn't scrolled all the way down yet, stopped at the baby looking down...and should have guessed what was coming next... !!You Two!!! [This message has been edited by nakdthoughts (02-27-2003 06:26 PM).] |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 LOL! Oh my gosh, Balladeer doesn't need to be an uncle on The Osbournes or a contestant on Am I Hot? when most people have no clue what the definition of sexy is, he is a celebrity all by himself! (big hugggssssss) This is funny, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." Shakira [This message has been edited by Mistletoe Angel (02-27-2003 07:35 PM).] |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
Well even Balladeer is smarter than the guy on Joe Millionare. I read somewhere on the net that he has the inteligence of a toaster. Which I think is an insult. (to household appliances) Don't listen to me, I only feel pity for Balladeer and want to stick up for him. Where have these insane poems been? |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, what's wrong with vending machines? If there had been a proper one around for your daddy, you wouldn't have been born!!  Actually, I got a very nice letter from the producers of American Idol advising me I was being turned down because it just wouldn't be fair to the rest of the contestants. I humbly agreed... Nice little write here, toe wagger. I shall see if I can return the favor. By the way, when it comes to bait, you are the master!  Maureen, you are such a good woman. When all others forsake me you are there to give me support....you're wonderful!!  |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
"Well, what's wrong with vending machines? If there had been a proper one around for your daddy, you wouldn't have been born!! " OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - he's just a Balladeer, me thinks... BC |
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Tammy Blessing Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 366PA |
Well what a way to end a day!! You guys are still picking on one another and cracking everyone up in the process I see (and chuckle).  But I must say...something seems kinda "fishy" about that toewag story. I think your last picture gave him WAY to much credit in the tackle department!! LOLTammy |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
You know - you guys are what make our day light when we stop in here, and like I said to Michael, that is magic, to make people laugh and smile in troubled times. I am laughing, smiling and thankful for you guys. |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
You crack me up.... Cruel....just cruel!!!! Now I have to go read what YOU'VE been up to!!! Bridgette  "Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown |
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