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tricklesNmarbles New Member
since 2003-04-03
Posts 7Indiana |
Martha Stewart had a daughter who could not find a man to marry, Her daughter named, Kay Mary Stewart, had dated everyone, even Larry (from the 3 stooges of course) Martha was in doubt in everything and about, so she would cry herself to sleep at night. Martha was ashamed of her poverty but was not angry with the good, ole' pres', Tried to come up with ideas of investments, she even looked into Pez. Martha ran home and had a change of tone, so she decided she needed a new idea. But, poor, dear Martha, she was upset and had no cash, So she came up with an idea, she knew it would be a smash! She called up Kay and told her of her devious plan, Kay, wanting to please her mother, agreed she'd marry a rich man! They began to conspire, and put out a flyer that Kay could turn the stock market around. Oh, as we know that men in politics are always so greedy, Martha knew that the Pres and Mr. Powell were ever so needy! She was right, and later that night Presidet Bush invited sweet Kay Mart over. President Bush met her at the door, and drew her in near, "You will be locked in the pressroom, until you show me your tricks, m'dear!" Kay was wrong she didn't need her thong because President Bush didn't want her! Kay shocked by this experience had sat and cried, She hated herself...she should have never lied! She began to think and then a shriek came from behind the podium. Out walked an ugly looking man, carrying a notebook with care, "What's the matter, dear? What is so unfair?" Kay hid her face she was such a disgrace to her family and her mother back home. "I have lied and told the world I could turn the economy 'round,' but I am a failure, and the Pres has ordered me here, where I am bound." "Oh poor Juvenile this won't take awhile I'll have you out of her in a jiffy!" Kay looked up, and caught a glimpse of a smile but she didnt believe him, she lived in denial. "Give me your first born and you will not mourn when I am able to fix this situation for you." Kay nodded slowly, and listened to the ugly looking man As he called a few numbers like Enron, Martha, and some guy named McMan. "I must not overdo so now I am through with helping you fix the stock market crash." Years past and Kay had her first born child in a hospital room, and who did appear? The ugly man from the giant pressroom. "Give her to me yes, we did agree that your first born child was all mine." "Let's play a game," Kay said, "Let me try and guess you name." The ugly man did laugh, he knew this woman would be full of shame. "Go right ahead," he said, "You will never guess my real name." "Well, let me see here...Hmm..." she said with a grin, "Is it maybe...oh I dont know, Osama Bin Ladin!" The man was outraged this had to have been staged for her to be able to guess his outrageous name! "Well I hate to tell your beard and turban did give you away but the missle in your back pocket was definite, I must say!" Osama yelled in fury, and left the presence of Kay, who, because of angry Enron workers, had to run far, far away! [This message has been edited by tricklesNmarbles (04-03-2003 03:57 PM).] |
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Brad Majors 
since 2001-04-03
Posts 2647Georgia |
cute! |
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tricklesNmarbles New Member
since 2003-04-03
Posts 7Indiana |
thank you  |
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