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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-03-05 03:41 PM

Balladeer and Toerag
Went on a jungle trip
They stopped and set up camp
Cuz 'Deer was feeling sick.

Mosquitos, flies and snakes,
This Safari really sucked.
Not a Lion or a chimp
They decided to give up.

Then a mountain Ape
Came down from the hills,
Grabbed Balladeer's poor Mother-in-law,
Gave everybody chills.

Bally said "I've had enough,
We're going to go home."
"But what about your "mom-in-law?"
(Toe mentioned with a groan).

Balladeer replied to Toe,
"I've endured all that I can,
and though I do agree with you,
It's time to make a stand".

"Endangered species need protection,
and ape's do too-no doubt,
But that gorilla got into that mess,
He can find his own way out!"

[This message has been edited by Toerag (03-05-2003 03:57 PM).]

Cpat Hair

Member Patricius

since 2001-06-05

Posts 11793

1 posted 2003-03-05 03:48 PM

well..now I'm sure you were shocked at Deer's callous disregard for decency..ou being the moralist you are...

sure glad you brough this to light so all the good people here can see Deer for what he is...

Aenimal
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-11-18

Posts 7350
the ass-end of space

2 posted 2003-03-05 04:04 PM

lol i need that thanks toe

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2003-03-05 04:42 PM

ROFL... Ah, sweets... you know the kind of day it's been... this delights and soothes my soul. *S*

Thanks so much for showing Bal's true colors. *G* But if he thinks he's obtaining some relief, he's in for a rude awakening... I doubt the wife will be happy to have her mother so casually dismissed??? LOL

Bal's new phone number: 1-800-DOG-HOWZ!

Phantom Poet
Member

since 2003-03-03

Posts 116
Arizona USA

4 posted 2003-03-05 04:56 PM

like/it
>>phantom poet<<

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

5 posted 2003-03-05 05:08 PM

Oh, my!
Toe, you are a valiant and courageous man who would never abandon a damsel, or a dame, in distress! You must save her from the gorilla even tho' Balladeer feels it is the gorilla that needs saving! Hurry! Time is of the essence!---and I am sure both Balladeer's wife and mother-in-law would be forever grateful to you...(just a little added incentive! Valor does not come cheap these days!)

Laughing at the visuals in my mind's eye!
EA

[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (03-05-2003 05:11 PM).]

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

6 posted 2003-03-05 05:47 PM

Toe,
You must stay up all night thinking these writes up, old joke, but enjoyed.

NewEnglandlazurlu
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-01-04

Posts 7470
A Mountain Paradise

7 posted 2003-03-05 06:27 PM

Toe, LOL! Although leaving a lady behind with the gorillas is probably nothing to be giggle about.

Marti

Wind

Member Elite

since 2002-10-12

Posts 2981

8 posted 2003-03-05 07:32 PM

the only thing i found strange was that you were insulting his mother-in-law and not him. Still funny

the Wind is invisible.
remeber me

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

9 posted 2003-03-05 09:39 PM

Hi Toerag..

Good to see you here, with your hilarious sense of humor. I always know it's going to be good if your name is on it...

"Love makes the world go around"
~with love and hugs from Ethel__GG~

regards2you
Member Elite

since 2002-10-01

Posts 3940
California

10 posted 2003-03-05 09:48 PM

Grinning here.

Thanks for the smile.
Hugs, Pat

..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons..
"Desiderata"

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

11 posted 2003-03-06 07:37 PM

Right on, Toe! That ape must have noticed the resemblance between Deer and his mom-in-law.

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

12 posted 2003-03-06 09:48 PM

If you had seen my mother-in-law
My friends, you'ld understand.
That poor gorilla will find out
Things will not go as planned.

My mother-in-law was Toe's ex-wife.
That may not sound so bad
Except that makes this one fact true...
That Toerag is my dad!!!