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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium 
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ha ha ha ha ha so here I am blaming this on Chris Chris, I blame you   |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
yes, we should blame Chris... he deserves it.. ( chuckling) |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Well. It really IS all his fault.  |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
usually I blame it all on you Ser... but this involved technical skill I know you don't have.. not that you don't have skills... ( chuckling) |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
HEY!!! *hands on hips, toe tapping* Now what did I do to deserve this sh-tuff?  and skills? wicked grin... I like to think of them as ARTS. |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
 Ser you know with your hands on your hips that way... you remind me of someone...oh yeah.... the way my granny used to look at me when I was in trouble.... (laughing) |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
OMG... MY HIPS REMIND YOU OF YOUR GRANNY???  (serenity exits, searching for her loofah...) |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
sigh. I'm back. Just checked out the hips. I think I just found something that I can't blame on Chris. I'm SO....depressed.  |
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Kielo Senior Member
since 2002-02-11
Posts 1109 |
LOL! *choke* wow... *deep breath* yikes. Once, I was sitting with my grandma in this hotel. This guy was sitting near us, and suddenly leaned over and asked if we were sisters... I was mortified. The thing is, though, my grandma has blonde hair, and I look old (apparently). *sigh* I was still mortified. Kielo I know only one thing, and that thing is that I know nothing. |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(laughing).... Now Ser you know I am not serious.... I'm sure your hips are very attractive... Keilo..now that is a story.. ( chuckling) |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I have found some logic I can cope with. I will be forty two years old on my next birthday. So...hips being plural? I have decided that I can divide that number by two, making the actual age of each hip--you got it! 21! Young enough for fun and old enough to GAMBLE! YEA ME!!! |
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Kielo Senior Member
since 2002-02-11
Posts 1109 |
Yea you! Want a brandy bean? ... shh... Kielo I know only one thing, and that thing is that I know nothing. |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Ser...never looked at it that way... I usually look at the pair and try not to do division or subtraction in my head... Kielo... how come you didn't offer me one? ( laughing) |
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Kielo Senior Member
since 2002-02-11
Posts 1109 |
Here. Want one? I offered serenity one to celebrate. But you can have one too. You're special. Kielo I know only one thing, and that thing is that I know nothing. |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Thanks Kielo..that's why I got to ride ethe little bus and go to special classes... they told me I was special..... got any of the black jelly beans? My favorite |
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Kielo Senior Member
since 2002-02-11
Posts 1109 |
No, they're dark chocolate, filled with brandy. I've nearly finished the whole box already... heh. Kielo I know only one thing, and that thing is that I know nothing. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
And Kielo can still type? All of this has begged me tell the story of my own grandmother [note, mother, not ma]... When I was a wee bit younger [teen] I was visiting my ever so young grandmother. A smart looking fellow in her apartment complex [LA, CA] was visiting with me [think stick-teen] at the poolside and wanted to know how long I would be with my "aunt". I said "she's not my aunt, she's my grandmother." He looked visibly shocked, and said "no way - she's too young!" Of course, grandmother enjoyed the recounting, and just told me to tell anyone in the future that she only looked young because, as she said, "just tell them I've been pickled in alcohol!" From that point on, I always referred to her as my swinging grandmother...  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Hmmm. Now I'm confused. Just what could MY HIPS, jellybeans and Christopher all have in common?  Hmmmm. Yanno? I think I'll go ponder that one a bit. I'll be back to read the cheap shots later! |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
The mouse dude! Blaming and thanking Chris! (the rest of this just confused me) |
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Kielo Senior Member
since 2002-02-11
Posts 1109 |
You can't get drunk off brandy beans. ...  ya csnmt giy drumk ,,, Kielo I know only one thing, and that thing is that I know nothing. |
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Ron
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-05-19
Posts 8669Michigan, US |
quote: From InfoPlease.com * Americans consume 15 million jellybeans at Easter, many of them hidden in baskets. If all the Easter jellybeans were lined end to end, they would circle the globe nearly three times. * Jellybeans did not become an Easter tradition until the 1930s. They were probably first made in America by Boston candy maker William Schrafft, who ran advertisements urging people to send jellybeans to soldiers fighting in the Civil War. * 70% of kids aged 6–11 say they prefer to eat Easter jellybeans one at a time, while 23% report eating several at once. Boys (29%) were more apt to eat a handful than girls (18%). * Children indicate their favorite Easter jellybean flavors are cherry (20%), strawberry (12%), grape (10%), lime (7%), and blueberry (6%). Now, I figure it's up to Karen and Chris to tell us where the commonalities lie. Somehow, I doubt anyone's hips can circle the globe three times and I just can't see Chris hiding in an Easter basket. So, I'm leaning towards the "Made in America" thing (no hidden meanings intended). |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
ROFL... And I was leaning toward "all three are chewy and sweet" |
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Kielo Senior Member
since 2002-02-11
Posts 1109 |
Chewy? Sweet, ok, but chewy? Kielo (You know... that image is just really wrong... )I know only one thing, and that thing is that I know nothing. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Oh gads, Ron left a line that not even I shall attempt to touch with a 20 foot pole... but still grinning at ALL of the imagery sweeping through my feeble brain...ROTF.... |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
ROFL! I'd rather be chewy than sweet any day... no, wait, scratch that. I'd rather be... no, nevermind. I'm gonna go eat Karen's hips... err... I mean, some jellybeans... I need a drink - anyone have some egg nog? |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL at this thread, and the direction it takes. These threads have a life of their own. Common hips? Chris is hip, so is Karen, and jellybeans are so cool they belong in Christmas stockings, not just Easter baskets. |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Actually, if you get the RIGHT kind of jellybean, they can be hot! Like Serenity! All kinds of relevance... |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Quote: ---------------------------------- Just what could MY HIPS, jellybeans and Christopher all have in common ---------------------------------- The ties here are actually quite easily explained. Christopher and jellybeans are similar in that they are colorful and certainly Christohpers words and Jellybeans can be considered a tasty treat. Serenities hips are used by her to support the legs she uses to give Christopher an occaisional kick in the pants, trying to get his muse to cooperate, resulting in more tasy word treats. She too like Jellybeans provides us with a colorful pallete of ideas and thoughts to consider wrapped up in some amazing stories and poems. having said this, without going around the world 3 times... the connections here are quite clear in my own mind. Obviosly without jellybeans we would not be able to exist in this place nor would any poems ever be written by Chris and Ser... so we are fotunate indeed there is no projected shortage of jellybeans in the near future.. |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
see? Ron just proved the world DOES revolve around me... finally, recognition! |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Now Christohper... it is a large jump from proving you, jellybeans, and Ser's hips are in some way related, to saying the everything revolves around you. If that were true... then each time you changed locations the alignment of all semi-equinoxal lattitudes would be shifted into a hyper euclidian alignment and... there would be no jellybeans... if there were no jellybeans..then it would be impossible for Ser to kick you in the pants... and I think that is something you just wouldn't want to have happen... it could for example shift the world order so that instead of Ser kicking you...you found yourself, feet and legs on backwards... walking around trying to kick yourself. Now.. I know people think you are cute, and you would not want to lose that image would you? [This message has been edited by Cpat Hair (12-19-2002 07:51 PM).] |
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Ron
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since 1999-05-19
Posts 8669Michigan, US |
Actually, with that image planted firmly in mind, I'm finally starting to see how the cute image got started. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I'm still trying to figure out how Cpat Hair knew that my hips support my legs, instead of the vice of versa! |
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Ron
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-05-19
Posts 8669Michigan, US |
CNN? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
y'kiddin'.  right? |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Discovery Channel : How Things Work ( The fools guide to understanding) |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
...I have eggnog... Jellybeans are put away till Easter How about candy canes?  |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Nan... I respectfully decline the eggnog but thank you for the offer. I would take another cup of coffee if yo have one, if not, a glass of water would be great! I'm afraid Candy canes and jellybeans are actually from different species. Proving that Christopher, Ser's hips and candy canes are connected is a bit more difficult for that reason. It seems anythime one deals with candy canes and their relationship to other things the logic takes a u-turn at the end and ends up hanging out on a limb. |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
I AM NOT BLAMING THIS ON chris ANYMORE |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
nah..I now blame it on Sudhir He started it!!!!! |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
Ron(s) -  |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Sugar. It all boils down to sugar. And if anyone says I call Chris "sugar"... there'll be coal in your stocking. |
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winston Member
since 2002-12-19
Posts 204NW of Eden |
Is "Sudhir" the same as "Sudheer"? I hope you don't mind me asking. My former GP was called Dr. Sudheer Verma. Once, when I asked Dr. Verma what his name meant, he replied, "it means 'resolute but considerate and wise'." "am a tourist not a terrorist, don't shoot, cause we are all on a journey to God" Michak |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
HAHA, our Sudhir is indeed wise. And blaming Chris is so much fun. He loves the attention, dontcha cutie? I still want some jellybeans for Christmas though. Red and green will do. And as for that mouse dude, I'd like to see him with an Easter basket, full of jellybeans of course, and a pix of our cutie in a bunny outfit. |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
yes, Winston... Sudhir and Sudheer is the same... and I would say it actually means Courageous ... The word is a combination of Su + Dhir (or Dheer) ... "Su" is usually a prefix meaning Good (quality/quantity of)... and Dhir/Dheer is a derivative of the Sanskrit/Hindi word "Dheeraj" which means courage... now possessing sufficient quality/quantity of courage (maybe) makes one resolute etc... Regards, Sudhir [This message has been edited by Sudhir Iyer (12-23-2002 07:20 AM).] |
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winston Member
since 2002-12-19
Posts 204NW of Eden |
Hey thanks Sudhir, that re-assures the faith I had in Dr Verma. He was a brilliant story teller (some of it from his own life experienes before his move to USA). I can recall one time, when he had serious drilling to do, telling me about a farmer in Pondicherry who refused to have his tooth taken out with local anaesthetic! I asked why he might have done that. Dr Verma said that the patient was a member of an ancient sect that practiced mind-control (something that we, in the West have only recently studied in psychology or neurology). "am a tourist not a terrorist, don't shoot, cause we are all on a journey to God" Michak |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
And the thread of life takes yet another turn... |
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poohbear19 Member
since 2003-02-02
Posts 94Colorado, USA |
blame what on chris? Who is chris? I'm clueless! Andrea  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I don't know how many of you have seen "Jellybean's" legs....hell, I'd consume her daily if I had the chance!! [This message has been edited by Toerag (02-05-2003 07:36 AM).] |
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