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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
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 That's all. Just...hormones. |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
I understand on the other side sis. Kinda like a steam boiler: without a release, bad things happen. |
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Edward Grim Senior Member
since 2005-12-18
Posts 1154Greenville, South Carolina |
When I was a wee kid, I was sold as a trophy duster to a group of traveling Malaysian pimps. They made me wear socks full of curry and forced me to count their sheep when they slept. On Thursdays and Sundays, they sent me to the underground to have scientists slowly remove my hormones. What a strange process it was, like having a chicken wing burrito shoved in your ear and explodes into your brain. lol But anyways, I'll save the rest of that story for my therapist. It's almost a given in society that women are more hormonal and emotional than dudes, and I have to disagree. Women are just hormonal in different ways. Women may cry and get depressed but hormonal men might duke it out in fistfights or be general jackasses. I personally think hormones suck, like a Dyson or a Hoover. Cherrios m'friend  Head Cheese & Chicken Feet |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
There is a fine line between bravery and foolishness. But you are young yet Ed. You'll learn. |
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Edward Grim Senior Member
since 2005-12-18
Posts 1154Greenville, South Carolina |
lol bravery? Are we talkin 'bout the same thing? Do you mean brave in a fistfight? Or do you mean brave dealing with hormones? Because I think the "scientists" did a pretty good job at extracting most of them, lol  Head Cheese & Chicken Feet |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I would spank you but I think you'd enjoy it. Besides, my credit card machine is down.  |
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Edward Grim Senior Member
since 2005-12-18
Posts 1154Greenville, South Carolina |
HAHAHAHAHA maybe I had too much coffee or somthin but I'm totally lost here. Was it the whole Malaysian pimp thing? LOL you crack me up!!! Head Cheese & Chicken Feet |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
sigh.  I have a zanax. I think I will take it. Good idea, doncha think? I think so. Menopausal women should be medicated by law. |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Hmmmm.....dem hormones can be pretty darn pow'ful! But you know, it really tees me off when people blame things on hormones unnecessarily. There's no doubt we women are affected by changes in hormonal balance (and men, too), but when some guy says, "ah just ignore her....it's just hormones" rather than trying to get to the root of what might really need to be discussed....well, it makes my "hormones" boil....lol! Hey....how are you, Ser? |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Oops...guess we posted at the same time...so that's how things are. Sending some ice chips your way, lovie.......jojo |
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Edward Grim Senior Member
since 2005-12-18
Posts 1154Greenville, South Carolina |
Good thing I'm typing because I can't talk with my foot in my mouth. Actually, it's my army boot in my mouth (yes my mouth is large enough to accommodate my size 13) What're you guys gonna do with me? What I am going to do with me? lol Aristotle once said: "Wit is educated insolence." I'm not sure I fall into that category anymore. Lol Oh and I think Iliana said it perfectly, my sentiments as well (mine just aren't as refined). |
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Huan Yi Member Ascendant
since 2004-10-12
Posts 6688Waukegan |
. “There is a fine line between bravery and foolishness.” No, there’s not . . . Foolishness is jumping on a grenade to prove you are brave Bravery is doing the same thing for your friends Bravery is about choosing to die, though if you're lucky, which you don't count on, doesn't happen. I’m no fool . . . There’s no Heaven Or Hell I’m going to After this thing goes off But Mark has a wife Who wants him desperately back And Jim is too young to die So it might as well be me Who passes into history And let’s you then argue why . |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
omg.... the line is well defined and I see which side a couple of people are on... *sigh* Karen?  I know."too bad ignorance isn't painful" ~Unknown~ |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
John? Instead of jumping on the grenade, why don't you just toss that sucker back? Then you can have your bravery, your heroics, and everybody (at least you, Mark and Jim) gets to live. For a while longer. But that might require some intelligence too. I'll tell ya what--I'll just put the pin back in the grenade. No Walter Mitty dreams tonight. *think peace* |
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rwood Member Elite
since 2000-02-29
Posts 3793Tennessee |
see. Men really do have hormone problems too. Too much testosterone causes them to fight over who's in control. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Reg? I have often concurred more than once with your assessment, taking note that the problem may well be that men just don't bleed, and are therefore in a perpetual state of PMS. I'd like to add that I can remedy that little problem too! (Or should I say, rectify? )(endearing lil' thang, ain't I? *battin' lashes)  [This message has been edited by serenity blaze (03-28-2007 11:21 AM).] |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
You two make me laugh - and...you are just figuring this out about the male gender? K, you had me falling off my chair with your response, blunt yes, but oh so true. However, have you ever been around a man with a cold or the flu? It ain't a pretty picture, so can you even imagine, them with the "curse?" LOL, oh I wish. I rather enjoy mine, hormones that is. They sure can empty a room with one shake of my fist, or keep me warm on a cold winter's night. |
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Essorant Member Elite
since 2002-08-10
Posts 4769Regina, Saskatchewan; Canada |
"Mind over matter" |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
mind over matter? m.o.m.?  |
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