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Huan Yi Member Ascendant
since 2004-10-12
Posts 6688Waukegan 
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Don’t ask him his astrology sign. Don’t tell him what a jerk your ex was. Don’t go on about how disturbed your kids are. Don’t tell him people say you’re kind of crazy. Are there others? |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
easier to just avoid the first contact~~~ |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
don't talk about how many guys you have slept with or tell his sister how many.....(my ex sister in law did that....gross, TMI) don't ask him how much money he makes don't say his friends are hot don't say your mom is nuts... [This message has been edited by SEA (03-06-2005 10:45 AM).] |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 I wouldn't mind being asked my astrology sign! Heck, it's designed right there on my sandals!  Love, Noah Eaton "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
Other "no-no" statements/quesions: "So, how many kids do you want?" "Have you ever thought about where the perfect honeymonn would be?" "You know, I have this thing about midgits and peanut butter" In the wooden chair |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Watch the eyes glaze over if you mention that you write (especially poetry). |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
lol@Sharon Try asking him to read it and watch him run! But sometimes these things are done deliberately yanno. *laughing* Try these: Ask to borrow money. Tell him you need it to visit your mother in prison who was convicted of castrating your father. Tell (in vivid detail) all about your recent hemorroid operation. (I had one and I still can't spell it.) More medical news--tell him that the doc says that Hepatitis is really HARD to pass onto others via sex. The mention of recent release from rehab/psychiatric facility is always a winner. (There's more, but I don't have time right now.) But yeah, sometimes I just like to keep myself amused.  |
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Cloud 9 Senior Member
since 2004-11-05
Posts 980Ca |
Don't ask how much money he makes Don't ask him about his ex (he is actually still sleeping with) Don't talk about your ex's And speaking of "sister in laws"....Don't tell him that you went "cruising" one night with your ex sister-in-law and was picking up on some guys just for fun...thinking it was funny. (One of my friends did this and it was awful) |
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Capricious Member
since 2002-09-14
Posts 89California, USA |
quote: I did all of these except the astrology one (I'm lucky to remember birthdays, much less signs) and he still married me. Well, maybe not in our *first* conversation ... but it was before I ever met him in person. |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Don't ask her what kind of perfume she's wearing so he can give some to his mother. Don't tell her about how much you have to spend on child support/alimony. Don't mention dying parents, pets, or children. Don't tell her that your last wife died in childbirth and how lonely you are. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
DOn't tell him to kiss you lightly not to pop your herpes blister... |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
 Balladeer !! |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Balladeer!! That's hilarious!!! A bit twisted perhaps but hilarious. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance. |
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SEA
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
don't ask if her ummm, chest is real don't ask if that is her natural hair color don't say, you look like a girl I used to date...  |
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Not A Poet Member Elite
since 1999-11-03
Posts 3885Oklahoma, USA |
If you're good you'll know whether they are real Balladeer is one real sicko  |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
Michael~~ that's terrible |
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Huan Yi Member Ascendant
since 2004-10-12
Posts 6688Waukegan |
Don’t say “Sometimes I wish I was dead”, especially when you’re the one driving the car. |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
'Hi, my name is Courtney Love' |
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SEA
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
 no kidding.... |
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Tim Senior Member
since 1999-06-08
Posts 1794 |
If someone should happen to come up and call me Mike, just ignore them. Addendum… if they should happen to add they are my parole officer, run. Nice dress, I have one just like it I wear at home. Want to come up and see my pet cockroaches? If you order a steak, would you please not order it rare, it reminds of my job on the kill floor at the meatpacking plant… btw, you would you like some free raw beef tongue? Yes, I do have really small feet… |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
you guys are too much! aenimal? Courtney Love...very funny, LOL Sharon, POETRY??  even funnier! LOLand don't ask what they eat if s(he) is a meatatarean and you say you are vegetarian, and if s(he) asks if you like working with animals...you MUST, I repeat, MUST quickly run the other way! I often ask strange or sensitive questions anyway, just to see if he is awake and patient.  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
serenity is taking notes... I WILL use the meat packing plant line too, Mike! er..or izzat TIM? yeah, tim, that's it. |
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