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dog talk |
Jaime Fradera Senior Member
since 2000-11-25
Posts 843Where no tyranny is tolerable |
What would happen if you were to put a human vocal mechanism in a dog? Would the dog then be able to talk? Maybe say things like: human, sit, sit, .. You've been treating me like a dog, you know. It's about time I start treating you like a human. Now, how would you like taking commands from me for a change! SC |
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~DreamChild~ Senior Member
since 2001-04-23
Posts 544in your dreams |
haha. now thats an exciting idea. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Actually, there is a product available that sort of translates dog action into human verbalese. I wish I had a link, I saw this product offered courtesy of our Japanese friends--offered on the Animal Channel. This thing gauges pet reactions and matches appropriate "human" responses to them, giving them (the animals) the ability to apparently "speak". WOOF. Wow. Yep. It was a little weird, but I barked thrice. kinda cool, yanno? yip yip yip *pant* |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
lol, I think we might hear some serious growling maybe some barking and yipping possibly some bones chomping definitely hiding the dog collar and obedience training manuals |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
LOL...oh Jaime...I want to know what my dog is REALLY thinking when she does her "happy dog dance" after getting a meal she particularly enjoyed! "Look, I'm doing this so YOU'RE happy, alright?" |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I thought about this awhile, and I think the charm of dogs is that they can't talk. Although my "Annie" has a two word vocabulary--she says "Mama" and "water". What more does a dog need? Er, besides thumbs? sigh Come to think of it? If dogs had thumbs and could talk, I might as well adopt teen-agers. |
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*Alli4000*
since 2004-03-21
Posts 3188The World of Poetry |
Serenity blaze, I think I know what your talking about. My brother's in collage taking advertising, and he got to do an advertisement for a dogtranslater called Bowlingual. Here's the link to a newspaper article written about it: http://web-japan.org/kidsweb/cool/02-10-12/bowlingual.html ~Alli~ |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
YAY! THAT'S IT! Thanks Alli, and ain't it a trip? *shaking my head* (thanks so much--I'd forgotten the name) Or should I say Woof? Sheesh. |
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