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Auguste

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since 2000-02-16

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By the sea

0 posted 2002-03-01 02:27 PM

If You Elect Me President

by Michael

If you elect me President,
I will roll up my sleeves and sweat.
You will see that after my first term
that I was really a safe bet.

I would put on sale, the White House,
because I think it’s way too big.
My Cabinet would wear stockings
and I would wear a powdered wig.

I would live in an apartment,
or a rented garage will do.
I got no need for fancy things.
I would give them all back to you.

You can also have Air Force One.
Sort of afraid of flying, here.
Congress would have to get real jobs
and I would laugh while drinking beer.

You keep the limo, I’ll take cabs.
Just put my pretty flags on it.
I’ll stop and give out autographs
and will amaze you with my wit.

I don’t need no Secret Service,
can’t keep a secret, anyway.
My speechwriter’s will be school kids,
cause I like what they got to say.

The IRS? Yes, history
and with that pledge, I know I’ve won.
Each citizen would own a dog,
so there’d be no need for a gun.

Discriminate, it’s twenty years
and steal, it’ll be twenty more.
One of your jobs while in prison,
would be caring for sick and poor.

Men and women in uniform,
would get a raise on their paycheck.
They’d make five times what they now get.
It’s only money, what the heck!

Yeah, President Michael Auguste,
will be a name for history.
Get out and vote, punch dangling chads
and I’ll make you real proud of me.

Michael Auguste~
There is more depth to the heart than the mind can comprehend and it only has boundaries when we choose to fence it in.

Martie

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since 1999-09-21

Posts 28049
California

1 posted 2002-03-01 02:35 PM

Michael for president!! Love it! I'll vote for you if you do something about quality early childhood care and affordability to parents who have to work two jobs.

This was very clever! Hugs to you!

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

2 posted 2002-03-01 02:51 PM

YAY!!! I for one would love to help you set up a campaign for presidency, sweet friend, we can revolutionize the whole idea of flags on cars together! LOL! (big hugggssssss) We all love you so much, sweet friend, this is absolutely delightful! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet President Elect Michael Auguste, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

Auguste

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since 2000-02-16

Posts 3953
By the sea

3 posted 2002-03-01 02:53 PM

hmmm...tall order. I'll tell you whatever you want to hear, as long as I get your vote. LOL! Thanks, Martie

Michael Auguste~
There is more depth to the heart than the mind can comprehend and it only has boundaries when we choose to fence it in.

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

4 posted 2002-03-01 02:53 PM

YES!! Michael for President! Or..in Canada's case Prime Minister...sorry I can't vote for you, not living in your country and not being American and all. BUT I would if I could...and that's what counts, right?

Good one Michael!
~Hugs, Nancy~

~Time has cast a spell on you,
So that you won't ever forget me.~

Auguste

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since 2000-02-16

Posts 3953
By the sea

5 posted 2002-03-01 02:55 PM

Tell ya what, Noah, you will be in charge of designing my new presidential flag. The old one is kinda outdated, don't you think? I want one with a pelican on it. LOL! Thanks!

Michael Auguste~
There is more depth to the heart than the mind can comprehend and it only has boundaries when we choose to fence it in.

Interloper

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-11-06

Posts 8369
Deep in the heart

6 posted 2002-03-01 03:54 PM

Believe me Michael, we won't

Fool, said my Muse to me, look in thy heart and write.

Nightshade

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since 2001-08-31

Posts 13962
just out of reach

7 posted 2002-03-01 03:57 PM

You know....I can almost picture you in that powdered wig!!

Well done. Chris

Life is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away.

Victoria

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since 2000-08-12

Posts 5869

8 posted 2002-03-01 04:15 PM

Watch out for Monika Lewinsky haa..

~Vic

strbbux
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since 2001-12-19

Posts 3859

9 posted 2002-03-01 07:11 PM

You got my vote.Now can I have one of those cushy jobs? LOL floria

Floria

"Alas for those that never sing,
But die with all their music in them"
(Oliver Wendell Holmes)

[This message has been edited by strbbux (03-01-2002 07:11 PM).]

SEA

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since 2000-01-18

Posts 22676
with you

10 posted 2002-03-01 08:45 PM

I'll vote for you, as long as you can promise me rain.....

LOL such a cute poem Michael

I like this

Lia Fail
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since 2002-02-26

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11 posted 2002-03-01 09:18 PM

You got my vote!!!
Lia

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

12 posted 2002-03-01 11:09 PM

I'll work on your campagne, Michael...
Loved this!

don’t need no Secret Service,
can’t keep a secret, anyway.
My speechwriter’s will be school kids,
cause I like what they got to say.

Michael Auguste for President!

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

passing shadows
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13 posted 2004-05-06 04:09 AM

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