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RSWells
Member Elite

since 2001-06-17

Posts 2533

0 posted 2002-02-28 03:48 PM

A Chitzanitzan chicken
far too hyper for the farm
in a land poverty stricken
where the chili's four alarm.

Jose' the ranchero rube
a kind and simple bumpkin
couldn't solve a Rubik's cube
but he knew his squash and pumpkin.

He'd a haze of healthy maze
for tortillas and pig plumpin'
goats who'd graze, but all amazed
at one huge and awesome pumpkin.

It was staid, a steady stanchion
like a doorman with aplomb
quite alive in his expansion
Jose's display of greenest thumb.

Quiet dignity was sprawling
in the corner pumpkin patch,
itchy chicken always squalling
racing round so loud and brash.

From red baubled epiglottis
ditzy chicken raised a sound
twas a squabble quite unmodest
it was heard for miles around.

Schitzy chicken had a diet
pilfered seeds with worm desserts
and one day their was a riot
he whitewashed pumpkin with his squirts.

When Jose' saw this graffiti
jalapeno! What offense,
pointy boot to tail where meaty
twitching chicken cleared the fence

And my tale marked eyebrows question?
and the point I'm headed for?
Just to prove the saying oft mentioned
the hen is flightier than the gourd.

"Happy people have no history" - French Proverb

Janet Marie
Member Laureate

since 2000-01-22

Posts 18554

1 posted 2002-02-28 04:01 PM

ROFLMAO....and Im not sure why...but Im having a craving for Taco Bell?

Your humorous pen writes with just the right pinch of sarcasms spice

nakdthoughts
Member Laureate

since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

2 posted 2002-02-28 04:30 PM

hahaaaaaaaaa very cute and clever *s

M... no pumpkin pie for me for awhile

Nightshade

Member Patricius

since 2001-08-31

Posts 13962
just out of reach

3 posted 2002-02-28 04:43 PM

Good one!! Chris

Life is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away.

Nan

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

4 posted 2002-02-28 10:00 PM

Your butternut is tapped...

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

5 posted 2002-02-28 10:00 PM

OMG Richard this is hilarious! You truly crack me up sometimes with the stuff you dream up but you even topped yourself with this one, and it sure didn't "lay an egg" Ohhhhhhh.

I loved it, very cute.

~* Imagination is more important than knowledge *~

Einstein

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

6 posted 2002-02-28 10:05 PM

(giggles in delight) Oooohhhhhh...this is soooooo cute, sweet friend, ooohhhh... this is a true golden egg of poetic beauty, I love it!!! (giggles) We all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Richard, thank you for sharing!