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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA 
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The other line moves faster. (Please add your own)  ----------------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Um...the grass is always greener on the other side.... God bless America, my home sweet home. |
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Krawdad Member Elite
since 2001-01-03
Posts 2597 |
The hurrier you go, the behinder you get. "As soon as the generals and the politicos can predict the motions of your mind, lose it." Wendell Berry |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
To a dog you're family. To a cat you're staff. How can you save me? |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
The Phone always rings when you're busy doing something  |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
The odds that a piece of toast will land butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. ------------------------------------------------------------ To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
the parrot that talks repeats my words! |
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sunshinemist Senior Member
since 2001-09-29
Posts 595Fl. sunshines early mist |
~He who hesitates is lost~ smiles ~Marie~ |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
The most likely time to get an itch is when you can't scratch  I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand |
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cherish Senior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 1639swimming in fairy floss........... |
The moblie phone will ALWAYS ring when youre in the toilet It will ALWAYS rain on the day you wash, dry and polish your car  A child coo-ing or squealing will always bring a smile to your face All essays, assesments, assignments, presentations for all your subjects will always be due in the same week  Too much candy cuts your tounge The bus is always late when youve got an exam  That $100 note will always look bigger and more significant in your daughters then in yours  and i cant think of anymore right now Sven, but ill be back with more  see the glass crack like a flower opening |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Cherish? I don't know of many people who spend their time IN the toilet. Then again, everyone's different.....  God bless America, my home sweet home. |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Your hair will dry faster when you are NOT late. When you break up with someone all your friends will be out - and their mobiles switched off. Socks will go missing even when you make a point of carefully putting them in the wash one by one. Pens will magically appear in your bag or house...and cats will NOT hug you when you need them to... K |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
lol@Kamie I like the socks part, ain't it soooooo true là où est mon amour? |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
I hate cats like that K! how about a hug from me. . . will that help??   ----------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
"too much candy cuts your tongue" ????  ???please explain. . . ------------------------------------------------------ To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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cherish Senior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 1639swimming in fairy floss........... |
LOL...sorry liz.  ...ON! sven, have you ever had the urge to eat your way through a whole pack of candy? when you do, you end up with little cuts on your tongue- it HURTS! go on try it...  ~it never rains heavily when you bring your umbrella, but when you leave it at home... ~everybody you know is online when youre realy busy, but when youve got the whole afternoon off... ~you must fall at least once in your new shoes...i hate that!
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
Groceries bought this week will always go on big sale next week là où est mon amour? |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
are you trying to tell me that candy is sharp????  -------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
That happens to me when I'm eating tart, fruity candies, like Mike and Ike's or Sour Patch kids. My mouth was sooo sore....  God bless America, my home sweet home. |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
The one time you REALLY need to get somewhere in a hurry, you will be followed for miles by a traffic cop. How can you save me? |
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Temptress
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
Hey..I can back Lizzy up on the sore tongue thing ESPECIALLY when eating the candy she mentioned.  The roughness makes the tongue raw, and if yer a biter of hard candy like me, your tongue can get cut or be sore from that. LOL! See..Liz? They all thought you were nuts til I got here! Want I should smack em around for ya? Sometimes the heart needs the solace of solitude and silence. |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
you cut your own tongue with hard candy??? now I've seen it all. . . --------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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cherish Senior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 1639swimming in fairy floss........... |
LOL...see what i mean john?!?..there you CAn cut yer tongue with the sweet boiled sugar things...nasty little devils...  ... |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Feel free to whack 'em, Jenn. I give my permission! God bless America, my home sweet home. |
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Isis Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-06
Posts 6296Sunny Queensland |
A watched kettle never boils!! Those that dance must pay the fiddler!! The night you are stressed to the max, exhausted beyond all comprehension, is always undoubtedly the night your child throws up continuously The older you get the wiser you get!!!! Isis |
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Temptress
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
*JENN WHACKS SVEN* *then reminds everyone that Elizabeth gave permission to do so, and any claims to be filed should be against her because I WAS PAID!* Sometimes the heart needs the solace of solitude and silence. |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Ohhh that hurtin' candy tongue ... many a bag of "Sweet Tarts" will do it every time, I know that feeling too well Cherish, LOL ... ouch!  and ... The last piece of popcorn will always get stuck in your teeth ... |
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Marshalzu 
since 2001-02-15
Posts 2681Lurking |
- No matter how many drinks you've had the last one was off... -Students never have any food other than salad cream, vinegar and stale bread |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
OUCH!!!! hey. . . you always do what other people tell you to do??? I mean, sheesh. . . I never heard of cutting your TONGUE with hard candy ok??? So sue me!!!! ------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Isis Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-06
Posts 6296Sunny Queensland |
One that I was reminded of today ... Laughter is the best medicine!!! Isis |
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Yu Lan Senior Member
since 2000-04-13
Posts 1462New Zealand |
Someone always asks you a question when you have your mouth full It's always when someone's watching that you make the mistakes! Oh, I've been away form this place too long.. But it's holidays now! So maybe I can come here a little more often?!It's nice to share - kiss someone when you have a cold. |
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Apachecat906 Member
since 2001-09-04
Posts 217Michigan, USA |
Two wrongs don't make it right (or three or seven or fourty four) If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours (or it just had nothing better to do) |
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Apachecat906 Member
since 2001-09-04
Posts 217Michigan, USA |
Im sorry I just realized I'm not supposed to post in here cuz I'm not a senior citizen. Oops, my fault. |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Apachecat906 "if it doesn't, it never was. Or if it just lies there on the couch watching tv and eating, you either gave birth to it or married it." Dee I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
hey Apache, don't let that "senior" throw you. . . give me some more!!! Just when you think that they can't. . . they do. . . -------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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cherish Senior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 1639swimming in fairy floss........... |
i hear you kit! ~ sitting at the computer for hours on end (primarily in passions of course ) makes your shoulder hurt. ~ never say never ~ the glass is always half full ~ you will always stutter or mess up your otherwise immaculate grammar in front of your *ahem* crush. |
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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State |
"The things that come to those that wait, are the things left by those who got there first" [This message has been edited by Irie (edited 12-07-2001).] |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
College teaches students 100 ways of cooking Ramen Noodles là où est mon amour? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Just when a think ya got 'em trained, once again they trash your office and take down the curtains. (The 2 cats some "kind" soul gave to me) How can you save me? |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ... |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
The button marked "push" usually requires to be pulled. . . ------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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cherish Senior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 1639swimming in fairy floss........... |
VVVHHHAT sven?....pulling buttons?  |
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Siofra
since 2000-09-28
Posts 551State of Suspended Passion |
I'm going to echo cherish here.. I don't understand, Sven! I am many. [This message has been edited by Siofra (edited 12-11-2001).] |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
"Too much talk takes one's attention away from listening." "A quote grabs attention while an end-quote gets the mind to start thinking." "Truth is relative to time, place and person." "If life develops around the art of thinking, then life must be lawless for there are no rules to what and when one should think about whatever comes to mind." "Opinions should be formed on first impressions -- not judgements." (But the difference between the two is very minor. Therefore, you shall always be proved wrong for forming your opinions.) "Many have declared Love is God and I don't disagree. Nobody has seen either, but many have felt both." "There are many laws in life, that we think are laws, but very few of them actually make any sense. Except Murphy's Laws!" "Ask me to stop talking, because I talk too much. I do not wish not to be able to listen." "If your neighbour has a dog, you should get one too. Otherwise the neighbour's dog will feel very lonely." "The above quoted law of life is probably the truest of them all; there is no ultimate truth." have a nice day! regards, sudhir |
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anonymousfemale Member Elite
since 2000-02-02
Posts 2797Limbo |
No matter which window your dog puts his head out, you will always end up with drool down your back. "Always keep focus on your dreams because most often than not that's all you'll have." - Javier |
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Apachecat906 Member
since 2001-09-04
Posts 217Michigan, USA |
E=MC2 I don't understand it, like I don't understand any of the other rules of life. So all I can do is believe it. |
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anonymous albert ?
since 2001-03-23
Posts 2979 |
LIVE. [This message has been edited by anonymous albert ? (edited 12-12-2001).] |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Energy=Mass X C (the speed of light) 2(squared) Einstein's Theory of Relativity. . . and it's a very important law. . . and yes. . . why do we have these laws anyway??? and. . . why don't they make sense???? ------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. [This message has been edited by Sven (edited 12-12-2001).] |
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