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brian sites Senior Member
since 2002-06-25
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mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmm mmmmmm m mmmmmm mmmmmm mmm mmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmm mmmmm mmmmm *gulpgulp* aaahhhhhhhh mmmmm mm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmm hmm? mmm *click* ~~we'll have more coverage on the Sniper killer after these messagesCLICK ~~may cause diarrhea, headaches, or bloating so consult your physician before tryingCLICK ~~ongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants Spongeboooooobbb Squarepaaaaaaaannnts tee do tee doodlely doo mmmm! |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
smiling...just turn the damned thing "off". yer adorable.  |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
Kill yr mindslopsucker. (now THAT'S entertainment!) |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Why not watch: Trading Spaces Forsythe Saga on PBS CSI Law and Order (I prefer the SVU version on Friday night) Dead Zone - it's better than I expected Monk - I watch it once in a while..it's cute |
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LoveBug
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Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
NO! Sponge bob is the best!!! Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
spmat glug glug ah... hmmmm...... click we'll be right back after a few words click are you troubled with constant heartburn click Tonights cover story: We'll go inside the bathrooms of the rich and famous to see just how click Marge!! Where's my bowling ball???? Click click glug glug ahhh.... spmat... glug glug glug spmat ahhhh.... glug glug glug |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... |
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brian sites Senior Member
since 2002-06-25
Posts 1475usa |
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsnort hmm? ah *coughcough* *sniff* spschifft! nod *gulpgulp* ahhhhhh "nothin on the tube?" |
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Dopey Dope
Moderator
Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*walks in.....* *....walks out* |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
click... Ladies and gentlemen THE LAWRENCE WEL CLICK So you are saying to us that you are abused by your mother because she doesn't want you staying out all night and drinking/" CLICK Ladies and Gentlemen the 8th wonder of the WORLD Jerry SPringer! spfzzt.... glug glug... ahhhh CLICK Tonights movie presentation of "Old Yellar get a bath" is brought to you by NoMOreFleas shampoe. Remember if you think that scalp itch is dandrif, but want to be sure, Use NoMoreFleas shampoe" CLICK Nope.... don't see anything.... sfzzzt! glub glub glub ahhhhh... want one? |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
I love CSI! It's been my fave since the first times I saw it. CSI: Miami is pretty cool too.  God bless America, my home sweet home. |
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brian sites Senior Member
since 2002-06-25
Posts 1475usa |
"sure. got more in the fridge" spfishhht *gulpgulp* "you know? sometimes...... an easy chair a blank screen and a few coldies is all that is....." *sniff* *scratch* "well you know....." *gulpgulp* mmmmm mmmm mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmm m mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmm mmmmmm |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Please Brian, you're beginning to sound like you LIKE this... |
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brian sites Senior Member
since 2002-06-25
Posts 1475usa |
actually, Sharon? It started out as a way to wake up the 2-week dead family dialogue room but now I think it has become an introduction to a friend I was done with it anyway  I won't bore you any further well, maybe  brian |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I am not bored in the least. |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Ms DeVine.. ( always have wanted to say that) you mean you don't see what is to like about this? Absolute Warhol in words!!! I was just getting ready to open a can of Campells...want to join us? Besides, nothing on the tube anyway, and we can mix you a drink..what's your pleasure? (chuckling) Hey Brian... you got any crackers over there? We'll need some to play chair frisbee after while you know. Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr snick snick whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr got the soup open!! OOOPS!!! fzzzzsssszszszszszszszs wrong can..... unless you want Bud Light soup Ah well.. Click.... |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I guess it's time we got to know each other. This is the perfect opportunity. First, I don't drink (I do drink but not alcohol). Water, juice, diet coke...those things are drinkable..  Isn't Campbell's soup a childhood memory? Chicken noodle and grilled cheese sandwiches. The lunch of 10 year olds...gosh I miss that. |
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wranx Member Elite
since 2002-06-07
Posts 3689Moved from a shack to a barn |
("Ah jeez, no one here, "Maury" blarin', "Dead Soldiers" all about the place, Oh well.") ClinketyClink,Clatter........Glugglug........glug Sip...ssip, "Ah," Sssssssssip "Hahhhhh!" *click* [This message has been edited by wranx (10-12-2002 11:02 AM).] |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
fuuuuuuuur-r-r--r-r-r-r-r-r-rmp. Tz. Fm.mm. Oh man, get the dog out of here. Oh, that was the anchorman? Nevermind, then... *slrmp* *click* *slrmp* |
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Capricious Member
since 2002-09-14
Posts 89California, USA |
Television? *blink* Oh, you mean that thing in the living room next to the stereo that holds up my candles? *blink blink* It turns on? |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Lol...well, that killed a few minutes. Click. |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
What??? Wazzz that the alarm? Geez....Monday?? (scratch....sniff....scratch) Shiffle.... shiffle.... screek..screek.... splittle..hdrummmmmmmmmmm |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Ms Devine.... Then grab some OJ and have a sit. Will Tomatoe Soup and grilled cheese do for you? Seems I already ate the chicken noodle... I do drink...and yes I know it isn't good for you if done in excess... (chuckling) but being somewhat obsessive when I start something, I do sometimes get carried away and good sense does not prevail.... Childhood lunches.... I remember several that were a slice or two of cheese and a couple of cold biscuits,carefully wrapped in wax paper and carried around in my pocket. Now, I'll have to ask you to excuse me please... I have to go act like I have good sense and do my weekly report for the CEO.. Not that he'll read it or understand what it is I am saying, he just likes to know I am thinking of him  Nice to meet you Ma'am... been my pleasure... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
"Not that he'll read it or understand what it is I am saying, he just likes to know I am thinking of him " Something about this just feels so familiar....hmmmm... *chuckle* CLICK. |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Click.... tap tap tap tap tap tap..... hmmmmmmmmm....... tap tap tap tap tap tap tap..... Ratzle fratzle *!!!****** Server!!!!! ( guess I'll have to settle for a Mountain dew) Spllllt....... glug glug.... midnight huh.... no one here but me... both on this board and at work.... well... guess that's the way things are... perhaps a diatribe to entertain myself while I wait for these records to populate.... what should I say... what should I say.... glug glug..... ahhhhhh..... hmmmm... the printer just kicked off... what the heck is printing and who ( can't be a who question... no one here) guess I'll go see... must be batch print scheduled.... clop clop rattle rattle.... nothing on these sheets... (chuckling)... kind of like my mind...blank... clop clop tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap........ |
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brian sites Senior Member
since 2002-06-25
Posts 1475usa |
ron? I still have three in the box you sound like you need one here ya go....... how ya been, buddy? |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Well I think I have a few at home in the fridge... but thanks I'm about done here so maybe I'll take one of yours for the road... I've been busy... working tonight and worked last night... but the nice part is then during the day I only have to work from home... ( chuckling) Splllt..... glug glug.. ahhhhh... yep... nothing like a cold one... how you been? Want to watch the tube? Click.... Tonights coverage of last nights coverage of elections returns will return in just a moment..... Click.... Call now and for the amazing price of 14.95 we will send not 1 not 2 but 3 of the revolutionary hair follicle replacement sets for men. This is a 399.99 dollar value for ONLY 14.95, but wait..that's not all! We'll also throw in a genuine scandanavian snowball wring and the deluxe Bass-O_matic. Click... You know... just not much good on the tube these days.... What you been up to? Guess if the tube isn't working we'll have to do that stuff women make so much noise about..what is it..oh yeah..talk to each other... ( chuckling) [This message has been edited by Cpat Hair (11-07-2002 02:26 AM).] |
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brian sites Senior Member
since 2002-06-25
Posts 1475usa |
huh me caveman me no talk huh me watch sport game huh yeah click "sixpack abs for only....." click Ron? now see? look at this pretzel here it's sposed to be a child praying, right? them's that invented it? but you ever notice how when you got sumpin on your mind you just sort of stare at inanity and suddenly you become aware of it and you can see it for what it is? twisted dough with salt rubbed in |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
THAT'S IT... You are now both doomed to the "lifetime" channel... (chuckle...not even sure if that is the right name) glug glug yerselves... expletives... pfffftttt... hairs! Everywhere! CLICK. |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
this thread is wrong on so many levels even I am shocked. |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
huh?... (cough) oh Yeah...coffee... got to make coffee.. slrp slrp slrp slrp.. ppblk..... skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tap tap... slrp slrp slrp slrp.. hmmmmklmmmmmmklmmmmmmmklmmmmmmklm (mental note need to fix fan in PC) Hurry up.... come on machine.... tap tap tap.... Hey Bri... never knew that about pretzels... but as far as having something on my mind.... always... trying to figure out now if I screwed up the machine set up last night and came in here rather than go look... Want a cup of coffee by the way? what's on your mind these days? Hmmm staring at the inane.... now that is something I have practice at! Creating Inane...something I have even more practice at... ( chuckling) .. ( cough, cough) Now... where was I? (click) Sports huh? caveman? (what's wrong with this darned remote anyway?) Click..... click..... click..... Ah well... need to get myself busy anyway... thanks for keeping me company Bri... scratch.. scratch gurgle gurgle... |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Ser... go away! you got nothing good to say and plan on limiting what channels we watch.... (chuckle) not to mention that hair ball you seem to be trying to hack up... (geez) women.... can't even offer than a cold one or watch TV without them geting all riled up and thinking youre some kind of mental case..... Maybe you and Bri should go talk sports since I've seen you go on and on about them semi pro football players you guys got down in Nawlins... and I don't know nothing about sports... ( feeling only slightly guilty that I am putting Bri in the hotseat her..while I sneak off) (laughing)... Sorry Bri... but you distract her and I'll go see if there is anything good on the tube..... by the time she gets through with you..I'll be awake enough to run... |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Chris... you disturbed???????? REALLY????? (laughing)... I've known you were disturbed for quite some time now... and glad to see you recognize it finally..they say recognizing it in yourself is the first steps to recovery.. (chuckling) Click.. Weather this morning coming up in 9 minutes, meanwhile here are todays top stories: Click.. I'm here to tell you that God has a message and that his love Click.. Later this hour, we'll be talking with.. Click.. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Here...HERE... take the damned remote. Watch CNN or something. Just QUIT talking to yourself.... and fur balls? coughing up fur balls? *ahem* With all of the scratching you two have been doing in here, I wouldn't bring up the subject of balls! (smiling sweetly) *chuckle* and oh...and by the way, I could use a good "distraction..." Bri...? hmmm... BRI-AN! "c'mere baby...let's talk football...I've got a couple of new plays I wanna show ya" |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Huh? You say something Ser... (lord she talks a lot).... Click... On todays show our guests all say they have a had it with being treated as if they aren't here. Click... Oh Adam... you know the baby is yours... how can you walk away like this ( sob)... Clcik... Time for Family feud! Click... daytime TV.... yuck... Hmmm.... perhaps I'll sing.... You walk out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no one notices the contrast of white on white.. Hush puppy...I'm sorry I hurt your ears...I'll shut up! OK... well guess I can always go back to work... ( oh yeah..I have been working...) Hmmmm.... Maybe another pot of coffee.. yeah that's it.... more coffee!!!!! Ser! would you quit that mumbling!!!!!!!! Go find Bri... or maybe Chris would like to talk to you about being disturbed... |
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wranx Member Elite
since 2002-06-07
Posts 3689Moved from a shack to a barn |
*skreeeee?* *ka-chonk* hello? HEL-lo-oh? Hmmph! Hmmm, last one kra-pfsst *glug* *gluggluggluglug* *glug* *kralanklrank* *chuck* *Tatankle ank* Ah geez, ............Whiskey!? *Chinketyclinker, clinket.* *lup lup lup* *sssip* *sip* ahhhhhh! *click* "Winona Ryder"*click*"plifting case"*click*"Ryder has been"*click*"Ms Ryd"*click*"guilty on"*click*click*click*click*CLICK* *sssip* *ssssip* |
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brian sites Senior Member
since 2002-06-25
Posts 1475usa |
ssshhhhpppppppftt *glugglugglug* ahhhhhhh! "yeah--- she got purty eyes tho" snort sniff scratch |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Skrrrrt.... clmmop Hmmmm... looks like someone drank the last cold one. Good thing I stopped and brought some more. clop clop clop damn this sounds empty! clop clop clop Click.. Today's lead stories when we return Click Another suicide bomber Click President Bush in a press conference yesterday Click The UN security council is set to vote on Click clop clop clop Skrrrrt.... clmmop |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Yanno? This can't be healthy... *shaking my head* I'm going to open these windows and let some fresh air and sunshine in here! Hrrrmppph! ARRRRRGGGGHHHH....(shielding eyes) I forgot! I am a creature of darkness...Alas, to have found my demise for role-playing in a stupid internet thread for the sake of parody... what a world...what a world... * * * glug glug sniff... hmmm. Wizard of Oz? CLICK |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
In defense: Exhibit A. Beetlejuice Exhibit B. Heathers And uh, exhibit C. tape of a pilfering from a *SAKS*. A Saks, for goddsssssake's! Damn, she ain't one of us no mores (ifn' she ever be).  *brrururp* [This message has been edited by bsquirrel (11-08-2002 01:55 PM).] |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
skrrrreeeettttt... clmmop! (mental note: oil that door hinge) clop clop clop Hey Mikey... she never was one of us... sorry dude... but then again not sure we are either.... where is that cold one? ah yes... splffft.... glug glug... Click. Stay tuned for more coverage on Iraq and what the Security Councils vote means Click. Charges were filed today against the 43 year old father who shot his wife and 13 year old son. The woman is in fair condition today and reportedly has been told her son died as a result of the gunshot wounds. Click. glug glug glug spffffft.... glug glug wonder if anyone ever thought about white space, you know, like white noise... but white space... ( ouch).... need to quit trying to think.... glug glug clop clop clop skrrrreeeettttt... clmmop! (mental note: forget the oil..not sure I'm coming back) clop clop clop |
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brian sites Senior Member
since 2002-06-25
Posts 1475usa |
skrrrrreeeeeee "jeezzzzzz gotta fix that NOW" psshh..pssshhh.ppppssssshhh ............... mmmmmmm that's better mmmmmmmhhmhmhmhmhhmh psshhhfffffffffftt gluglug "what's this.......white space......." hhmmmmm alien sharp jagged crowd kaleidoscope shroud kill the input kill the input a smaller corner never existed to find myself hidden white space |
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wranx Member Elite
since 2002-06-07
Posts 3689Moved from a shack to a barn |
Skreeet cha-clat (10W-40? 3in1?) (bar soap!) (HERE!) Sayyyy! someone put a rag on this place. It was startin to look my shack (minus the dog hair) Hmmm, looks like Rons' Bud Light (He won't mind......?) Ppfssst gulp gulp plop, *click* "chop the onion" *click* "I'd like to ask the Speaker if" *click* "power of 600 oranges in every" *click* "second and short on the Eagles" Oh yeah! glug slurp glug *scratch* *shift* glug BRraaaaapp! |
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wranx Member Elite
since 2002-06-07
Posts 3689Moved from a shack to a barn |
*clatch* *screeee?* clop clop clop Damn! no ones been in here since I watched that Eagles game. (wonder if I left any cold ones in the fridge) clop clop clop *shuff* MMMMmm Bud lights! (old but cold) Thanks Ron, ol' buddy, ol' pal Now, all the ladies are hanging out in serenity's quilting bee, fitting each other for tiaras....I'll just kick back an' see whats on the tube. *flummp* *click*..5 American G.Is were killed in an abus..*click*"..ald Reagon has died after a years-long battle with Alzhei..*click*..versary of the D-day invasion..*click* Ah geez *snort* *scratch* zzzzzz ZZZ zzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Old but cold...sounds like my ex husband! |
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brian sites Senior Member
since 2002-06-25
Posts 1475usa |
*skkkreeee......* fmp... tinktink...spphllsffttt gluggluglgug "ahhhhhhhhh..." "hey dude.... guess what? they gave me a tiara... I'm a member now...." glugglugglug "ain't that somthin?" rattleytinktink |
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Allysa
since 1999-11-09
Posts 1952In an upside-down garden |
*grabs remote* click 7 strangers picked to live in a.. click Today on The Bachelor.. click For $10,000, the contestants must now eat... click Outplay..Outwit..Outlast.. click "Is this Tuna or Chicken?"... click ...went from 250lbs down to 145lbs, our professional team of plastic surgeons will now talk about the transformation process... click ...what do you think, Simon? click I think I'm done with reality tv. DeVine, got any soda? [This message has been edited by Allysa (06-07-2004 12:41 PM).] |
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Michelle_loves_Mike
since 2003-12-20
Posts 1189Pennsylvania |
LOL, OMG Dude, that was too funny, Im just picturing the birth of this work, after a desperate search of the waves, I dig it, I have yumpty nine chanels,,,,and there's never anything to watch! Michelle I wish all could find the true happiness I have found,,in the eyes of Mike |
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wranx Member Elite
since 2002-06-07
Posts 3689Moved from a shack to a barn |
*shaking head* Dude, dude, dooooood! Take that thing off yer punkin! ya look?...well?...It just doesn't suit ya. Here, have a coldy, put yer feet up...Ya been through a lot...yer just not yerself yet. (Wimmen!) Pffsstt! |
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Allysa
since 1999-11-09
Posts 1952In an upside-down garden |
I must've missed the memo about the kniting/quilting/something that involves things i can't do... oh well.. I'll just hang out with the guys today.. *puts feet up* |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I'm with Allyssa. putting my feet up today--and I don't care what we watch, bri, as long as you don't hit the mute button.  |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
mute button? whats wrong with mute? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
grin... she's purtier than me... whine |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Oh...and since this IS television related, I can add that the minute I saw your new pic, I thought, "she looks like an Ivory Snow Girl". That alone tells my age. But for those who don't know, the Ivory Snow Girls were the predecessors to the Breck Girl--the Breck Girls were known for gorgeous hair, and Ivory Snow girls were renowned for their beautiful skin. And you do have lovely skin. And I don't mind you hangin' around, Dawn--just don't stand next to me in pics. me so jealous |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
yeppers...she's the pretty one...  She'd even be a good doublemint twin... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
and if we're going to discuss twins? Kari? Don't YOU stand next to me in pics either! LMAO... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
and Dawn? Don't mind me. I'm quite nuts yanno. If I've got a hang up about something, I'm generally the first to admit it. I was the kind of kid who blew their nose and then showed everybody, saying, "gawd...wouldja look what came out of me???" sigh. Princess Grace I ain't. So hugs. and *chuckle* prolly more than a little incentive for you to NOT stand next to me, huh? giggle toldja I was crazy |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I thought you knew me by now...*pout* The original ugly duckling... I am still awaiting the swan's feathers [natural variety, please...don't want to have to be told that I need a surgeon's touch...] So I have to see if my inward self keeps you attached to the hip, sis... so stand beside you I shall... capeche? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
capice I'm favoring the left leg, and if you're favoring the right? We'll hobble along nicely. |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
ROFL!! geesh, dont stand next to ya heh? obviously that black and white photo of mine hides my *green-with-envy* skin tone!! LOL woman, you so damned gorgeous i couldnt compliment ya enough...and I KNOW there are MANY here to back me up!! LOL...doublemint twin? Breck girl? Ivory Snow girl? LOL...  ...oh my, one of you want to be my agent...get me a job?? as for snotty tissues shown to people.... I still do that now!  |
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brian sites Senior Member
since 2002-06-25
Posts 1475usa |
um....Ed? did you ....um did you invite all these women into our living room? they....gasp.. they cleaned up our beer bottles...and dusted and threw away the Maxim magazines.. and no WAY they ......where is the remote?!?! . . titanium tiara taletellers PRINCE thatz me (and I am sorry if this offends anyone? but today I would rather honor and remember a person who touched me more than Ronald Reagan ever did thank you for showing me what strength and compassion was about Lyra.... ) |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
agreeing with bri Lyra was the epitome of strength, grace, beauty, brains, and compassion. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
To Lyra. |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
scrrreeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk,,,,,, (never did oil that door...) Hmm... someone has been in and cleaned up... guess the idea of a bit of clutter in sanctuary is bothersome.. ah well.. takes all kinds.. Fridge is empty too... well, good thing I figured it would be.. .....click....pshhhhh.... a cold one.. ah... I see Ed and Bri have been by... nice to know the river and the fools haven't gotten either of them... Think I'll sit here a while.. and enjoy the silence... funny how dark a room can be in broad daylight.... waited for the first light to shine across the floor showing me the way again to make it to the door far to many lonely nights staring at the walls listening to the silence and hoping for your call tell me is there anyway to go back in time and chase the dusty devils of wind across the plains? Can you reach inside and put the fear aside or must it always be the grey horse that we ride? waited for the first light to shine across the floor showing me the way again to make it to the door |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
sigh. Thanks for the poem Cap. It's nice to be appreciated.  and Dawn? Yer not only lovely, yer sweet.  Now ladies, if y'like? Ya'll can come to my place...it's not only clean, but I have Beck's in the fridge, and wine...with GLASSES too. Tsk to you guys, too. Too bad ya'll don't like having ladies around. We might have given ya'll something a little more interesting to watch. (And the remote? It's prolly under the cushion yer sittin' on...) *click* |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
lol.. Didn't say I didn't appreciate women... or that they weren't welcome... as for the remote... I had forgotten all about tv.. lord knows we couldn't have heard it over the clucking anyway... |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
What's a remote?  Just kidding. this is a very funny thread, yanno. Karen, is next Wednesday a good day for your 'tea' party? |
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wranx Member Elite
since 2002-06-07
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Hey Ron! *sniff* *sniff* Is that a new cologne? or have the ladies been by to...err, tidy up. Yeah...I know, I get it good for that remark. But hey! ya brought some coldies! Ya mind? Pffssssht! Was Bri here when you came by? Didja see his diadem? Ahh Geez! *shaking head* Oh! sorry dude...were ya writin'? (Where's that remote?) *brrraattt*...Umm, scuse dude! |
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Oh! And here's to our "Iron Chipmunk" We all feel your presence Lyra! Misty? Nah, I must have some dust or sumptin in my eye. yeah... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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Kacy? It's wednesday now, right? (somebody please tell me I got that right.) so yes... and? First toast indeed to goes to Lyra. and guys? yer damn lucky yer cute. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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and OOOOH...I was reply # 69!!! izzat significant? |
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muted
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serenity said "and guys? yer damn lucky yer cute. "yeah, (we) women have a soft spot for furry little grunty things that like to be fed...LOL |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tossing scooby snax! hugs dawn... |
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They're all cute... and it's definitely Wednesday...sigh... and I miss particular people about now. Theyknowhotheyare... and then there's them, too... |
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Cpat Hair
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Ah... I'm going to have to talk to the boys about stocking the fridge.... Ya'all are more than welcome to the cold ones... but let's remember..come Sunday they don't sell cold ones in KS...so ya'all make sure you don't leave me dry if I drop by.. Coffee this AM... strong, hot, and tinged with a bit of bitter.... got to put my head down again..and get cranking..so party on ... Ed..I saw Bri prancing around wearing some sparkling thing on his head... figured the early summer heat must have gotten to him...or he was tryng out for some broadway production.. then I realized he must have been elected the Ms. Cabbage Queen..for the local parade. I do have to say he was cuter than last years winner, but she was after all 84... you ladies make yourselves at home... more the merrier... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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can I have the remote? They re-run back to back episodes of West Wing, and I have this fantasy about CJ... |
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Sunshine
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Move over, Serene One...you're watching my show! |
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KristieSue
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hmmm... I'm all for a tea party, but I think the guys have a lounge chair. I need a break so move on over! lemme go put something more comfortable on *EG* ahhhhhh...now THIS is life. Gimme the remote *please* :-) I have somethin' I wanna do. *clickin' tv OFF* ok...entertain me! hahahaha.... just kiddin'. here's the remote. Just let me sleep and don't disturb me or I'll make you talk about your feelings! *snore* |
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Sunshine
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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Cpat Hair
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ladies... struggling over the remote is not allowed. lol... it's too much like real life. now as for putting on something more comfortable.. dress as you please... we're casual here... double entendres and evil grins are par for the course... the occaisional practical joke to the sleeping may be expected and the fridge is to be kept well stocked at all times. if things get too serious..we'll have to send you to the corner for a little quiet time out... the corner store that is..to restock the fridge... now... turn the tv to the history channel and let's learn something... or to the discovery channel... science and history always did fascinate me. |
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muted
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oops, did the remote stop working? LOL i took the batteries |
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I'll hang in on those channels... I find the best inspiration that way... And who needs the remote? I just twitch my nose! |
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Cpat Hair
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Dawn, add extra batteries to the list on the fridge door... we wouldn't want you to be deprived and start a fight over the ones for the remote.. K.. twitching your nose huh? twitch more than that in here and you too will need to add extra batteries to the list on the fridge door.. lol... now... where was I??? oh yeah.... cradled in the grey of passing clouds the thunder in its passing rumbled protests as if in need of bottle filled or change of garb too wet this day for comfort still it soaks the ground... and I in stare begin to watch a count of crops one splashed into two three added onto slick black asphalt until in my daze of making patterns fit I realized there was not enough numbers or days to work it out the sounds or smells the feel of wet throughout and the cradle rocked to the crumble of broken sighs matching lonely in the mind one more day one more passing time let it storm.. let it rain... it is after all just natural refrains |
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wranx Member Elite
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*screee* *thump* Okay, here's a 30-pack...Rons' brand, Bud light...Bris' favorite flavor, cold and free! Oh! and for the fair sex, the best 5-litre box of White Zinfandel that the corner store carries. lets see if it'll last a couple hours. LOL Alrighty now...lets get some batteries back in that remote. COOL! The way Ron twisted Brians' diadem around the rabbit-ears makes the T.V. reception a LOT better! Pfsssht! *glub* *glug* *ahhhhh* |
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muted
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ya know Ed, its okay to say "tiara" LOL, dont try and macho it up by calling it a diadem. Mr. Sites is wearing a TIARA.. T-I-A-R-A see, kinda rolls off the tongue |
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brian sites Senior Member
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now this is a party ed bringing beer we have ladies... and Ron is rubbing our synapses together smile wonder if any good infomercials on? *click* ~~"from Sublime-Minimal Broadcoasting... Lester Grinspoon's 5 RULES OF ADVERSE-ENTICEMENT and COMMERCE-SHILL MAKING..king..king..king 1. THIS is your true desire 2. this IS your true desire 3. this is YOUR true desire 4. this is your TRUE desire 5. this is your true DESIRE there you have it folks...the only rules you need to make everyone hap"~~CLICK! well...maybe we should just talk amongst oursouls smile you all are great pphhhffsstttss... gluggluglug TequilaTiara gonna be too tight tomorrow... grin |
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*batteries included*... giggling... ahem... it's festival time...I know that because the clouds have fathered children and they pretend to be high flying kites of fog ruffling tree feathers and skipping with humidity ~ they make the birds sing... I wanted to write of clouds but instead I wrote of those who sit alone, content to be noting notes or perusing pages, content to be alone content to hear the voices of poets content to come back with batteries in case something twitches. It's festival time. The rains will kiss me, again. |
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Cpat Hair
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Hmm... ah there is a cold one left.... Ssspppfft..... glugg gulp.... now.. did Bri leave that metal thingy around he's been wearing? oh there it is... now, If I just solder this wire to the back of it and hook the other end up to the antenna lead on this old radio, toss the shiny thing out the window into the tree ( hoping it will catch on a limb)..I should be able to get pretty good reception.. oach!..lol.. I forgot that once you solder something you shouldn't grab it right away.. glug gulp.. mmmm.. nothing like a cold one... now where was I? oh yeah.. this wire to the back terminal..ok now to the window... slllllhhht...bump... ok.. now..that tree limb over there looks high enough and it looks like I have enough wire.. here goes.. whir.. whir. whir whir.. clink hmmm... well, ok I wasn't aiming for that.. but hey..it works.. let's see if the radio gets anything now.. click... hmmmmmmmmm.... "Ladies and gentlement join us now for the smooth sounds of 58.9 AM and the Big Band Review featuring the music of Duke Ellington, benny Goodman,and ALL your favorites... OK... this will work.. (chuckling) a rainy afternoon, low clouds and old songs.... Between the starlight memories and static I sat in watch of clouds low grey pieces of heaven laden as they were with rain that played counterpoint to short silences and old swing Long ago when I was in love there were afternoons such as this with tea and you when we made our own damp impressions to the singing swing of clarinet or the puling piano rythms from day when white cliffs of Dover inspired a generation to grasp not to become extinct t have only the moment now for tomorrow or tonight it could end... My eyes now want to close and my head tilt back to remember my own urgencies to survive... to remember once once upon a time.. |
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wranx Member Elite
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Yep, to remember... Once upon a time When a lad may have looked down from this very window to see a friend urging haste For there was new spring grass that needed footprints and bugs that need discovering Or a young lass gazing into the lawn below at a pebble thrower, just urging For there was a new spring dress that needed handprints and buttons that need discovering Ahh, youth Now, to restock the fridge *Prrasshht* *glug* *glug* |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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(serenity enters frowning) She kicks a beer can, to join a growing mound in the corner. *clunk* rattle "Anybody seen Bri?" rattle rattle clunk clunk bang "What da...???" rattle rattle rattle... gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "There he is!" Now do you understand why I clean up? and oh boy, POETRY! I brought candles, furniture polish and potpourri too! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Cpat Hair
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Ed... yes... (chuckling) buttons and trembling fingers..once upon a time... anyone want to fire up the grill and cook? what the hey... if were all here, might as well feed everyone too.. what you want to grill? I'll hit the store and pick up whatever we need..I could use a walk in the rain anyway.. Ser... lol... you know all that girlie stuff just makes us nervous... but it is a good thing you dug Bri out from under that pile of empties... he doesn't look so good... maybe you ought to take him to a chair and fetch him a bit of coffee... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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coffee? with kahlua, amaretto, or crown? |
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Cpat Hair
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crown.. no reason to try and kill the guy with anything straight..lol |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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"no reason to try and kill the guy with anything straight" *chuckle* Well, then I can be very helpful indeed in such a capacity. |
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Cpat Hair
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I'm sure you can...lmao.... Slow the hand that traced path left in silent trickle across static glass itself a liquid cool to touch |
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wranx Member Elite
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*mumblegrumblepotpouri* Ummm, burgers would be fine...but a nice ribeye? yeah.... a nice ribeye, and we could grill up some sweetcorn. And Karenity? you just might find a bit of Makers Mark in that cabinet. (behind the Cream of Wheat) Ahh, middle age..... |
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Tequilia_Sunrise Senior Member
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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Maker's Mark & Cream of Wheat? *shudder*  Now I'll have to go clean the bathroom too |
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Here's the brats... we've enough beer to cover 'em... sizzle time a upon once... oh wait, let me get away from the mirror - air hair, you know...Kansas winds do that... let me kick my shoes off... oh that feels MUCH better.... now... memories... of that first love, him, with the chocolate eyes, and long lashes, the lazy smile that said "it's all about me..." with the wanna be bad boy image, and the too soft hands that foretold a shiftless life and a drifting nature... I saw all of him, but he could not see any of me, for the curves weren't then, and the blush overrode innocence, but the heavens tilted for just a little while, when he smiled. |
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Cpat Hair
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ribeyes it is then..and sweet corn.. makers? you been holding out on me Ed... it's not nice to hold on your friends you know..lol.... Ser..I'll pick you up a new broom while I'm there... if you don't want to sweep with it you can alwyas use it to fly around on.. lmao............ ??????????? lol... speak up... don't worry about making sense..I don't...lol "I stepped out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no one noticed the contrast of white on white..." I'm off to the store... anyone want to walkwith me? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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Sure. I keep tellin' folks that feet is free. |
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Cpat Hair
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first love.. yeah she was a mousy blonde with folks who worked a lot.. a quick mind and an empty hole in her from something she never talked about.. a fear of her father..and a tremble when touched that cried wild... with a modest blush for a while... then it was different..it was comfortable..and easy... but always scared.. someone who could look at me and make me want to be better and more than I was.. could touch me and make me feel like I was safe..and who could make my blood race..pound like there was an end of the world coming..and now was the only time... nah.. don't remember much about her... |
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nah, not much... bring back some Baileys? |
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Cpat Hair
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Cool Ser... you tell me a story along the way...I want to listen..and just think a bit.... be a good girl and I'll get you a surprise at the store...lol Bailey's it is... hmmm... lord..I'm getting nostalgic.... maybe some gin and lemonade for the ladies and we'll get a game of spades started to pass the time.. while you all tell stories... I'll cook and clean up.. you all just talk.. I'll listen.. |
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ummm, no gin for me, please, unless it's cards... didn't I see someone bring in a box of White Zin? Was told recently that it was all the rage in the Yucatan... Yucatan... hmmm...Konnie must be around somewhere... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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a quick story maybe? My first love,was unusual looking. In that he resembled Barbra Streisand. and he was proud of it. first red flag. then? We were strolling through the quarter one night and there was a mercedes parked by the curb, painted chocolate brown. He squealed, "oooooh! it matches my jacket." second red flag. The third? Well, let's just say he ate a better banana than I did. But? Shrug. We all lived unhappily ever after anyhow. sheesh. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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and now? sigh. Bri has gone and bent his tiara all to hell too. "c'mere baby, let me fix that for you." shaking my head "There" "Much better."(I always did go for them sensitive types.) I'd better run. "He's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me dead!" --Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle *laughing* uh oh. heh |
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Allysa
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My first love was six feet tall. From Kentucky, with the accent and everything. He was strong, too. Could bench press almost twice my weight, which is kind of scary. Erm.. yeah. That relationship ended somewhere around the time he threw a knife at me. But such is luck. I date short, scrawny guys now. Someone pass me something (nonalcoholic) to drink? I'm seventeen and thirsty. |
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Cpat Hair
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Allysa... have a glass of tea... or there is soda in the fridge.. help yourself.. threw a knife at ya huh? well now that isn't quite proper, even for someone from Kentucky.. lol... got any matches on ya? I need to light the grill..and my lighter got wet walking to the store... |
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muted
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oh, first loves eh? well i'll let ya know when it happens maybe it'll be some sweet boy who buys me one of those nice summer dresses you fellows were talking about LOL mmmmm...Baileys and sweetcorn?? im staying the night!(gonna sleep right next to the buffet table ) |
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wranx Member Elite
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First love...? Izzat the first girl that broke your heart? Or, the first girl that let you talk her into it? (Or, perhaps, the first girl you threw over your shoulder and carried back to your cave?) Each, I think, would qualify. And HEY! I didn't think of marshmallows! We don't have any marshmallows. (does anyone know exactly what's IN a marsmallow...or how they're made?...I mean, has anyone ever seen a recipe for marshmallows?) *Pffrssht* *sip* *slurp* *glug* hmmmm |
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Sunshine
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Yep, Wranx...I've seen the recipe for a marshmallow... http://www.ochef.com/342.htm |
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Cpat Hair
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Dawn... all it would take is a sundress? hmmm.... and as for the buffet.. knock yourself out kid, there's plenty and if not..we'll make do and pretend there is. Ed.. Sunshine.. you two figure out how to make them white puffy things... I'm sure once you do we'll figure out something rude to do with them..lol.. being the brats we are.. |
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Ed? You wear the apron - I'll wear the chef's hat - and then we'll do rude things to Cpat...  |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
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You guys make for some very interesting reading...some very nice poetry as a bonus, too. Just wanted to let you know M |
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wranx Member Elite
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*shuffle* *shuffle* *shuffle* *yawn* *scratch* *shuffle* *scritch* (marshmallowmakersmarkshooters) Groan Wheres' that mute button? *scratch* *shuffles off in search of coffee* |
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Cpat Hair
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Here Ed... coffee I know about.. this is a good rich dark roast from central america... sip it slow.. it has enough kick to wake zombies.. |
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muted
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*see* making fun of the mute again eh hmm..go on Ed, push my buttons Cpat, yep a sundress is a mighty fine way to woo a woman, then again....so is dinner and a movie LOL ...or watching men making puffy little marshamellow thingys though i would really like to know exactly how Miss Sunshine there plans to be naughty with a marshmallow?? LOL |
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Cpat Hair
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Cotton has a nice hand But I am fond of the way it drapes Over curves Try it on Its simple cut and form Is free for summer air To wash across the bare Barely concealed I’ll wait here And you can model for me The colors… Choose one Or two But you must know They make me stare So do not be alarmed If I want to feel the hand Or check the drape Later We’ll sit in the shade And watch the days last light struggle To the clutch of stars Leaving scratches Passioned on blue that fades To darker hues And I’ll show you how Both days and buttons Can be undone. |
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muted
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 awesome sundress poem Ron!!oh and hiya up there Maureen nice to see ya here, get them boys to fix ya a drink |
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KristieSue
since 2003-01-31
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ok...well listen, I grabbed some things from my fridge that ya need for a cookout! -marshmallows (I grabbed everything to make Smores later) -some BBQ chicken. It was just marinating in my fridge w/ nowhere to go... -sliced potatoes mixed w/ onions and peppers -3 40 oz. bottles of Miller was just sittin' around...enjoy :-) btw...anyone mind if I go take a leap in the lake? oh...first love. Well, I'll tell of my first TRUE love. He was 6'5 and skinny as a nail. Standing next to me he looked pretty funny. Friends hooked us up. He was kind, gentle, romantic and earnest. He was everything I could ever want in a man and was even great with kids. He only had one fault - he loved drugs more than he loved me. maybe a jump in a lake will wash my face... |
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brian sites Senior Member
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I can smell the smoke of your exhale from a thousand miles away I know the caress of your hair and the electric charge built up in the metal of Mystery that adorned your skin I read letters not words letters like individuals made of the atoms of ink I watch you write the words to me like I watch sunrise our eyes filled with the humours of angelic children a gift given |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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I have habits numerous and one, just one, is this: when it is I'm lost in thought I curl my hair through fingertips and draw the silk of it--myself-- across my lips before I smile a thousand miles away no more now received upon your door-- Home between your fingers kissed-- oh that it can be like this I'd have dreamed you had I known that such a thing could be. |
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wranx Member Elite
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Now looka that! They's slow dancin' in the kitchen... (I just gotta tippy-toe to the fridge) *tip* *toe* *tip* *toe* *clinkletink* *skitter* (daggone empty) *tip* Gads! Can anyone tell me why the remote is in the fridge? ..Cold ain't GOOD for batteries yanno? Sheesh! Oops!...Oh! Sorry...ummm, as you were. I'll just be..ahh...in there |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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smiling over his shoulder... |
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Slow dancing, a'shuffling feet, soothing the soul, and time is replete, with slow dancing, a'swishing of skirt, hushing sounds that hearts won't be hurt, with slow dancing, now lean into me, my baby... my baby... ~*~ sing it again, but sing it to me, this slow dancing, it seems that to me, this slow dancing, is healing my heart, now hold me real close, and we'll surely start with slow dancing in nighttime's sweet air, slow dancing, with baby so fair... my baby... my baby... [just a little hum that came along...] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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don't let her kid you folks... grin. that part about "my baby"? nod WOMAN GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!! |
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brian sites Senior Member
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ed... a toast kari... you are incredible..thank you karen... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... |
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Cpat Hair
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Scccrrreeeeeeekkkkkkk...... ( door needs oil again.... reminder to self to fix that...) Hmmm... looks like things have ben quiet... slow dance music on the box, no passed out bodies laying around or piles of empties overflowing the trash... ah.. what's this? flip..rustle.. Ogden Nash... hmmmmm..... someone's been reading... ....plop.... well.. for me.. a few moments of quiet.. so perhaps I'll scribble a bit... 5:30 and the local stop quick is populated with us migrants from suburbs and beyond needing the tank of gas the pit stop we should have made and refills on the 44oz mega gulps to wash down the days remains Uniformed in our blue collar blues or white collar logoes we stare watching the dials spin knowing there are no jackpots of three cherries to spit out silver or gold just plastic pays... so we can again be on our way to places called home bars churches crowded highways There is fatigue in the face of the fellow next pump over filling the large dump truck with "Dead Broke Hauling" painted on the side Two ladies and gas cans "Hunny, mow the yard." stapled across their lips unspoken and in braile The old Jeep is finally full and I wait for the small whir and grind of a printer to make a receipt as if magic to be discarded Closing my door I notice the shabby pickup pull in and sweat stained workers too many for the seats pile out and I let the starter spin 6 tired strike to life as the road beckons me I wonder what its like... not to live so much within |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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Um...??? (serenity removes the pillow from over her head) Didja bring me a YooHoo? |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
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I am still laughing at Cpat's comment about doing his report for the CEO on page 1. You are right Ron, he doesn't read it - he hands it to his assistant, who makes 1/10 his salary, tells her to read and let him know should he be worried or go play golf (been there, done that!) Had the ulcers to prove it, and quit to retirement after 18 years of it! I bought a fancy juicer just for summer! They forget to tell you that you need to own an orchard to make this earn its keep in your kitchen. I must have spent $10 for a couple of glasses of juice but it was so  Watermelon, strawberries, cherries, raspberries, blueberries, oranges, blackberries, a lime, and that vodka added the liquid I needed to make it just the right consistency to sing you a little summer song.Now obviously I borrowed the tune etc. from Porky and Bess right? So ... feel free to sing along. Summer time Ma t.v. is resting Kids are jumping Grass grown so high Every mornin I rise up a singin. I spread ma wings in the warm sand. Sun-screened body So nothing can harm me with ma H20 and ma SP-30 standing ~ byeeeeeeeee One of these days Rain replaces ma sunshine So hush all you whiners Go get outsideeeee Oh yeah, the good ole summertime! I milk it for all its worth, besides mostly reruns on the tube. |
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Hear ya go Ser.. a Yoo Hoo... ( shaking head... relatives in KY usedd by crazy bout RC's and Moon Pies) Evening Myst.... was that you I heard singing? (chuckling).... well the CEO doesn't hand mine to his assistant by the way.. he just files them in his e-mail box until it gets too full then deletes them.. When I go talk to him, his eyes just kind of roll back in his head and he glazes over like someone just told him he had to do six figure division in his head or lose the keys to his BMW... forever... sssplttttt.... click... mmmmmm... perhaps one of these days I should write an Ode to Bud Light.. nah.. I'd rather drink it.... now where is the remote?? ah here it is.. click.. Today, we spoke with candidate click More dry weather for the western half of the US and unsettled in the midwest. Complete weather coverage coming up on the nines click "My Life" went on sale yesterday and already click Susan Brown... COME ON DOWN! click Click Hmmm... wonder what is in the fridge? (chuckling) Looks like Bri's diathingy... and Ser's grouting tools... Make ya wonder what those two were thinking... I'm sure it was something.... Spllllt...click mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm glub..glunk oh.. BRRrrrrp.... excuse me... ah... feels better though... clop, clop, clop, clop skkkrrrrkkkkkk, thtunk |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
skkkrrrrkkkkkk, thtunk clop,clop,clop,clop hmmm.. a bit stale in here... maybe it is time to open the windows and doors, let some light in, air the place out... nah... it's ruin the ambiance... ( chuckling) clop,clop,clop,clop skkkrrrrkkkkkk, thtunk |
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brian sites Senior Member
since 2002-06-25
Posts 1475usa |
rattle rattlerattletattle clinkclankety CLANK tinktinktinktink snort ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh scratchscratch hmmmmmmneed a trash bag ... ....and coffee whats up Ron? damn...I think you shoulda opened the winders I think I smell....... me perhaps a shower tromptromptromp piiiiiiiissssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................... |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Evening Myst.... ~*~ Now there's a whole new name for her...and it fits, too.... ~*~ I missed you guys so much, but the rocks and trees were talking to me, so I had to do some serious listening and yes, I baked myself somewhat but you can DO that when the air is so cool and you don't KNOW the sun is some 6,000 feet closer.... but on Pike's Peak? Well, all I can say, is, walking in clouds is a whole lot different than just being surrounded by fog... ...I'm not upset that we couldn't see from Pike's Peak? I was more concerned that my granddaughter was feeling punky because of the 14,000 plus altitude... it does give me a reason to go back and "rise and shine", however... more later... group hugs..... |
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