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Poet deVine

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

0 posted 2002-09-14 01:17 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,63048,00.html

I really couldn’t help it
The subject was too clever
A pop up urinal that
Flushes without a lever

Invented by a Dutchman
Schimmel is his name
And now the world of peeing
Will never be the same

Downing brewskies in a bar
you hear the last bell’s round
Outside in the street ‘in need’
Is it doorway or on the ground?

this cylinder of stainless steel
under manhole cover feigned
rises up for men to use
as kidney relief is gained

Alicat
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since 1999-05-23

Posts 4094
Coastal Texas

1 posted 2002-09-14 10:45 AM

ROFL

This is just an example of what happens when 1) you have too much time on your hands, and 2) there are no near by alleys.

Heh...love the poem though, PdV. What will they think of next.....

Poet deVine

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

2 posted 2002-09-14 10:56 AM

They are trying to get away from public urination, but isn't this just controlled public urination? There are no doors on this thing!!!

serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02

Posts 27738

3 posted 2002-09-14 01:40 PM

This is the ideal solution for Mardi Gras!!! At least for the MEN!

But anything that'll keep them outta the porta potties is FINE with me! Geez...you'd think a hose would give them more control, huh? This deVine poetry at its giggling best!