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Another response to Larry C (repost from #7)
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Another response to Larry C (repost from #7) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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The privileges I shall enjoy when I finally reach my prime, Will include behaving as I choose just about any time. I'll throw rocks at puppy dogs, and chase cats when I please, Everyone will let me do it, when I'm 93. When I go out with my grand kids, I'll sit wherever I want, I'll order three, no, four desserts from fancy restaurants. I'll not pee in my new Depends, I'll use the nearest tree, Everyone will let me do it, when I'm 93. I'll ogle all the frisky girls and grin at them with gums, I'll get sponge baths from pretty nurses anytime I want. I'll pinch their bottoms, say I got ‘em, and they'll not scold me, Everyone will let me do it, when I'm 93. I'll go for long and aimless walks in the middle of the night, I'll get rides home in police cars, but that will be alright. Because they'll know I've not far to go, and that's OK with me, Everyone will let me do it, when I'm 93. I'll have young nurses say, "Good night," and kiss on my forehead, I'll say I am scared of the dark, would they tuck me in my bed? If they do this I'll steal a kiss, and cackle out in glee, Everyone will let me do it, when I'm 93. I'll the turn the TV up real loud when commercials are being run, And then pretend I can't hear a sound just to have some fun. I'll surf the shows in slow mo, and control the TV screen, Everyone will let me do it, when I'm 93. In a few more years I'll be even worse and drive everybody mad, I'll be a real hellion, having more fun than I've ever had. I'll be a poster child of Gramps-gone-wild, and use all of my tricks, Just like our Balladeer does now, but when I'm 96. |
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Soleil Noir Senior Member
since 2001-12-19
Posts 688USA |
Oh goodness...do you and Balladeer have a duel going? I need to catch up on this, sounds like the winner takes turns! |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
LJA, Fantasies...fantasies. Who knew. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
The privileges I shall enjoy when I finally reach my prime, Will include behaving as I choose just about any time. I'll throw rocks at puppy dogs, and chase cats when I please, Hmmmmmmm... if I didn't know better, I'd swear you must be 93 already... for the behavior sounds about the same???? LOL You don't plan on many changes occurring, hunh? *G* This is great, sailor... I needed the smiles. *S* |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
LJA, I see you're planning on being a sexy senior citizen...but you forgot the pureed peas and the regular toileting in public and the five oclock bedtimes. Keth Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
This is very well done. Kathleen-- |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Just had to do it, didn't ya? Couldn't get through a poem without taking a cheap shot at the Balladeer? Here I was enjoying your wit and you attack me again. Fortunately for you, I am not a man who believes in retribution or speaking ill of others so I shall let this go as a man of class and distinction would do. Yeah, right!! You're DEAD MEAT!!!!  |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
*giggling with wicked delight* oh gosh yes, here we go again. I love you two....and the games you play. **big hugs**  Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams. |
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