Mr. Rhymer Wisenheimer.... ya know.. that Larry C.

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Open Poetry #17

Mr. Rhymer Wisenheimer.... ya know.. that Larry C.

Lucie
Senior Member

since 1999-06-20

Posts 1077
Houston

0 posted 2001-11-21 02:06 AM

Went to get the morning paper from the branches of the tree.
That silly paper thrower has a crappy aim you see.
I perused the headline stories 'bout the fight 'tween Bal' and Kev.
I laughed and then I giggled at the things they both have said.

Turned quickly to 'Dear Abby, I just love her sane advise.
Was surprised to read the story, admit I had to read it twice.
It said.. and I quote...
        'Dear Abby, I'm a poet, and my name's umm.. Jerry B.
         I have this mean old lady writin' real mean things to me.
         yea, I poked her.. and I prodded her attentions all I seek,
         but alas she hasn't writin' one mean statement all this week.

         Signed Mr. Rhymer Wisenheimer
                    from Passions Poetry

She responded... and I quote...
        'Dear Jerry B, and I truly doubt that really is your name,
         I've seen men like you before, you all are just the same.
         You poke em then you leave em, think the lady's mighty wise.
         she'll let you put your guard down then... pow.. right between the eyes.

Remember me with a smile on your face, or please don't remember me at all.

Duncan
Member Ascendant

since 2001-08-07

Posts 5455

1 posted 2001-11-21 02:25 AM

I love laughing at Larry's expense...he's such an easy target. A man that's begs to be abused. What a guy.
Great job, Lucie!

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

2 posted 2001-11-21 03:35 AM

LOL. Yes, Larry is a glutton for the whip, Lucie. He's such a good sport, he will be back for more tomorrow, you can count on it.

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

3 posted 2001-11-21 12:01 PM

Lucie,
This guy has got a great big heart,
An easy target to throw your dart.
But his sense of humor is real strong,
So you can bring it on all day long.

Startime
Member Ascendant

since 2000-10-03

Posts 5918
Canada

4 posted 2001-11-21 12:46 PM

*giggling* Oh well done. I needed this laugh, Lucie. Larry, thanks for being such a good sport.

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

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