Open Poetry #17 |
Poptarts for Peace |
Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
POPTARTS. The edible weapon of Peace. You say you wanted rice??? Well, EXCUSE ME please, But we had a surplus of POPTARTS. No one here would buy them they all had expired dates. But you should be thankful if you're really hungry, for these are POPTARTS for PEACE. Now eat them, and say Thank You. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Mmmm, yummy! Thank you! ~I've loved you forever, in lifetimes before.~ |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Midnitesun, Anything to please a hippie! Mmmmmmm! |
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NapalmsConstantlyConfused
since 2001-05-15
Posts 529 |
~has a sudden evil thought~ a mental image - we give the starving people of the world frosted poptarts and honey - something that i sometimes think the US would actually do - and then fly a big helicopter past them with a sign saying "Got Milk(tm)?" i know it's oh so wrong. but mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! -Dave |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
out of rice??? We have to throw poptarts at weddings? That's radical!!! |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
Dave, I do believe you understood. Thanks. Yes, we did the absurd thing. We actually dropped Poptarts by the thousands. Cardboard fake food. The Afghanis didn't even recognize these things as food, and got rid of them in the black market bazaar as fast as they could. (Smart move) Then some people in charge scratched their heads instead of their butts, and decided to drop wheat. Did anyone ever ask the people what they could/would eat, and if they had any way to prepare the food? Yes, we do need to help all we can. But we need to be mores sensitive to what these people really need to survive. Poptarts? Absurdity, stupidity. |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
just hope they get to the right place and aint been seen being eaten on the poptart black market! great write yuh |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
Balladeer, you are too funny. But I know you understand. "Let them eat cake", said Marie Antoinette. |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
HAHAHA. Thanks for reading walt. Yep, the black market was flooded with these things. Wonder how many got sold...or fed to the animals? Maybe they could build a shelter with those things? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Midnitesun, I'm trying to beat the I didn't get it speech. Makes you wonder where these beaurocrats got their education! And how do you spell that word? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Midnitesun, I'm trying to beat the I didn't get it speech. Makes you wonder where these beaurocrats got their education! And how do you spell that word? I hate it when this happens! [This message has been edited by Larry C (edited 11-18-2001).] |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL. Yes, bureaucrats. Webster def: an official who works by fixed routine, without exercising intelligent judgement. You called them by their rightful name, no matter how you spell or misspell it. Hugs to you. |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
HAHA Larry. You sure you aren't just trying to bump up the number of posts you've done? You can double post me any old time. OOPS, am I going to catch **** for that?! |
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