What's " Thong " With This Picture ?

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Dr.Moose1
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Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2001-10-06 08:45 AM

When I first wore a thong things went terribly wrong,
I can only surmise that I bought the wrong size .
The seagulls went frantic with laughter you see ,
as jellyfish jiggled and giggled at me ,
I started to think that I just didn't belong .
A fish out of water shouldn't oughter wear thongs !

The sound of the waves must have drowned the applause ,
as countless blue crabs had to sit on their claws ,
lest in their hysterics they poke out an eye ,
from down there the " moon " must have eclipsed the sky !

I strolled past them all to the edge of the sea
to find even " Jaws " was there laughing at me .
The flying fish floundered , the groupers guffawed ,
the sherriff of Star-fish town had me out-lawed !

A " bum " rap for sure one could beat you would think ,
but they'd not endure so much blubber that pink !
So I was arrested and hauled off to jail .
The sea-horses snorted , the sirens did wail ,
the D.A. denied councils' motion for bail ,
all cuz that darn thing wouldn't cover my tail !

So if to the ocean you'd go for a swim ,
don't wear a thong on a dare or a whim .
In " hind-sight ' I now know that this much is true ,
To cover your " butt " a thong just won't do !

Nan

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1 posted 2001-10-06 01:08 PM

Well .... Um....
There's something about the vision of a MOOSE in a thong... I've gotta say I have to agree with all those folks...

Topheth
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2 posted 2001-10-06 01:41 PM

ROTFLMAO!

Ven
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3 posted 2001-10-06 01:44 PM

BIG BIG SMILES from me. This is wicked.

Denise

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4 posted 2001-10-06 04:18 PM

I wish I had even half your imagination and comedic talent, Doc! This is hilarious!!

serenity blaze
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5 posted 2001-10-06 04:26 PM

*shaking my head and grinning me evil grin*

I LOVE THIS...heh heh...perhaps, though, in the spirit of pun?

"A fish out of water shouldn't OTTER wear thongs?"

Oh my...sigh...nevermind..heh, heh. heh.

Joie de Vivre
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since 2001-09-29

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6 posted 2001-10-06 04:32 PM

the naked truth of Dr. Moose!! what a pleasure to moon with you!!
;o
Joie

Heather Miller
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7 posted 2001-10-06 05:29 PM

OH MY That was so funny I couldn't stop laughing while reading it to my husband.

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LITL,
Heather (CherokeeGirl)

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JamesMichael
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8 posted 2001-10-06 05:37 PM

Moose you are a silly goose..
Leave the thong's for who they rightfully belong...
For I long to see Pamela Anderson in a thong...James

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Canada eh.

9 posted 2001-10-06 06:42 PM

This is the funniest thing I have seen all day!! Loved it much!! ~hugs, Nancy~

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So that you won't ever forget me.~

Honeybee
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10 posted 2001-10-06 09:55 PM

hehehe...

  I love it!  You clever thang you!

I always refer to thongs as 'butt-floss'
They should ban them!  I bought one once and omigod!, that only lasted about 10 minutes
and into the garbage it went...panty lines here I come! LOL!

Melissa~

"Poetry is not an opinion expressed...
it is a song that rises from a bleeding
wound...or a smiling mouth"

~Kahlil Gibran~

Midnitesun

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Gaia

11 posted 2001-10-07 01:00 AM

This is the funniest!!
ROTFLMAO.
I almost missed this one!
But where is the picture that should be posted with????

Tracey
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12 posted 2001-10-07 01:47 AM

What's "thong" with this picture, you ask us today
With a thong you thought ladies just can't stay away
But you got a "bum" rap, hauled in front of a judge
The meanie, so straightlaced, mind would not budge
To the 'stute he did send you to eat awfull stew
Made up from the stove of your old friend Andrew

Brilliant poem. Gave me a great chuckle today

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

Dr.Moose1
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13 posted 2001-10-13 09:45 PM

My thanks , with apologies for not replying sooner . Much love and laughter to you all.
Doc

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