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Menage Memorandum |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla 
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Repost: Menage Memorandum She wakes, the bride of Frankenstein Retires to her bathroom shrine There she showers and towels her hair And plucks her brows to nearly bare. She creams her face a mystic sheen The pallor of an English Queen. Depilator's her hairy legs And paints her eyes like Easter eggs. She manicures her hands and toes A little powder on her nose A pinch of cheek to whisper pink Hangs earrings that would rouse a shrink. She changes cloths a dozen times Each time each look she pantomimes. And challenges the mirrored wall To show the fairest of them all? Then bellows me a piercing "HEY," Good God, "I look like hell today." [This message has been edited by Seymour Tabin (edited 11-05-2001).] |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I thought Hallowe'en was LAST week....but a repost from you is better'n nuttin'! |
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Chanson Senior Member
since 2000-08-19
Posts 1559Up Creek w/Out Paddle |
I really enjoy seasonal/holiday poetry, yours is no exception, Seymour  Music, tonal clear & pure, |
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Chanson Senior Member
since 2000-08-19
Posts 1559Up Creek w/Out Paddle |
Whoops! On second read, I realize this isn't a Halloween poem. My apologies (but I still like the poem)! *retreating with a red face* |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
ahhh my wizard of wise rhymes... todays lesson ... ~Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.~ and ya mean our legs AREN'T SUPPOSED to be hairy???  Huh..who knew???   and "eyes like Easter Eggs" ... yer so kewl I'll paint mine up just to send you *winkiewinkies*  me |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Ummmmmm... Seymour??? Have you been playing Peeping Tom? LOL Just how'd you know my morning routine?? and did you have to TELL??? Loved this... great work! |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
Seymour, as long as she doesn't turn green with envy for St. Patricks day she's ok right? Just trying to smile today, thanks for this one. Kathleen |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Sunshine, Just laughing with the weather. *L* Chansondegeste, No sweat, glad you liked. JM, Reading through some of my old stuff, thought this was funny. Winkiewinkie,Stinky. Suthern, I thought this was a special case. LOL Irish, As a matter of fact she wears green on St Paddies day. LOL *L* |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
*giggling* what a wonderful poem to come home to. I needed a laugh. Thank you.  Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams. |
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rwood Member Elite
since 2000-02-29
Posts 3793Tennessee |
Oh Sy....Tell me you don't wake up with this...~Smile~...I thought it as witty as can be and hilariously put...our morning ritual is hell! Hugs! Sincerely, Regina It's all in the mind |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  I know the routine well! |
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