Poe-ssessed Hill-arious!....You still got a hallow weeny!

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wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22

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0 posted 2001-10-25 08:23 PM

Every Halloween my two favorite poet dudes come and get me all possessed. They absolutely refuse to write anything good though. They've come back to visit and they finally agreed just to say hello...(Benny wanted to make some joke about private parts but Edgar stopped him thank goodness)

I like to dress up as women!
I declare with much bravado
Rather a keg of Heiney-ken
Then a cask of amantiado.

Hey Eds! Come out from the dark
The chaps want to hear a story.
Make it frightful, with a  pinch
Of pretty girls not too gory

Mr. Hill quit slapping my head
I’ve a headache and you’ve helped grow it.
If we must share this bedamned body
Take your giddiness and just stow it

Quit saluting! Quit saluting!
With your hand up in the air.
Chasing lasses o'er creation
Slapping their bare derriere.

You're such a frumpy, dumpy,
Bloody, boring, poet-dope
Here for you two nice big fruits
Both my favorite: cantaloupe

Mr. Hill you have a tell-tale heart
You are kind, fun loving, and sweet!
Eddie Poe you have such a heart
Sinister and frightful to those you meet.

It’s Halloween, we haunt this body
Poe's given us the masque of red death
Benny here thought it'd be real smart
If he added cigar smelling breath

We’ve poe-sessed this passionate poet
Did you know Poe must have his sugar?
We rap on your door, forevermore
Wearing cute skirt and fake green booger

Benny quit slapping my head!!
[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 10-25-2001).]