Call To The Lost & Found ('Stute)

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Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

0 posted 2001-10-18 02:23 PM

It’s been quite some thyme since I’ve posted rhyme
My subjects pondering where their ruler went
As Andrew Scott the Crayon King sublime
They could not measure the “Why?” of exit

So allow me to shuffle Doc’s papers
And put the record on edge
To relate my latest capers
Thwarted by much to low a ledge

I was down in the Pub basement
Mixing up some mighty fine brew
Not the kind that Poohbear ferments
No, this was new see-though goo-stew!

Lulu the chimp from M I T
Sent her new formula for ink
The disappearing kind you see
With your nose, ‘cause it sure does stink

I thought I might mix up a batch
To spray upon a ‘Stute wall
To rid us of this stark white hatch
And give the world’s color to all

But as I stood over my mix
Tex came down for a case of Jack
Into the stew like Rabbit on Trix
I went when the door hit my crack

Knocked out cold, I lay in that vat
With Tex still clueless to my plight
He took one sniff… said, “What be that?”
“Best we chuck this stuff out tonight!”

Into Tex’s pick-um-up truck
That vat of goo-stew and I went
For an illegal dump with luck
To a town called Bewilderment

Hours later I did awake
Bewildered, my city and state
So odiferous was my wake
Not even cattle could relate

A disembodied smell was I
A most rank and fetid spirit
A stench any hog would deny
Clan Justin would surely love it

As a King they could not replace
I had to get back to the ‘Stute
So a phone call I went to place
Doc’s Diner I chose to pollute

Entering the Café’ o’Moose
Noses wrinkled and tear ducts gushed
Someone croaked out, “Hey! Who cut loose?”
As to the exit others rushed

Matchbooks were lit and fans turned up
The dog received an ugly look
When Chuck gave his dinner back up
Some swore fault was with the cook

As the last patron hit the ground
I stole a tip from table three
To make this here call to Lost & Found
Now would you please come and get me!

Rose Unicorn
New Member

since 2001-10-15

Posts 7
GA, USA

1 posted 2001-10-18 02:43 PM

LOL !
Say "hello" to the Invisible Man, too.

Startime
Member Ascendant

since 2000-10-03

Posts 5918
Canada

2 posted 2001-10-18 07:02 PM

*giggling* will someone please rescue Andrew. Oh this is a good one. LOL

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

3 posted 2001-10-18 08:53 PM

ROTFLMAO
This is pretty silly funny stuff. Glad I don't eat stew. Phew!

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

4 posted 2001-10-18 09:19 PM

Dear Drew ,
After being accused and aquitted of panty painting , don't you think this might be a little pre-mature ? If I was you I'd lay low for awhile , or maybe not , after all , I'll cover ya buddy !
Doc

Tracey
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since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

5 posted 2001-10-18 10:16 PM

I was wandering round bewilderment town
(Now there is a place I can often be found)
A foul pong I smelled out there from beyond
I saw smelly Drew, chasing a blond
And yellin for Justins or Doc to rescue
This poor crayon king, covered in Stew
I thought I would help him, I cannot dispute
But he ran away when I mentioned the Stute

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

[This message has been edited by Tracey (edited 10-18-2001).]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

6 posted 2001-10-19 10:12 AM

Ummmm, Andrew???? With a stench like that, you may have to stay lost! LOL.

I enjoyed this, Crayola King. *S*

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